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  • About The Gentleman/Aka

    Hola everyone, I am AkaBob22, creator of the Nacho Chat you guys go on today, and leader for a real long time. I mean, like, a REAL long time. I've lead the Nachos through more battles you can count on your fingers and toes....and on your friends fingers and toes.....and their friends fingers and toes. Yeah. That many probably. Anyway, I've been through every war since WWII. I'm experianced, and I'll respect you if you respect me. I may seem mean at first, but if you don't act like a noob, then you will be fine. Learn the Way of the Nacho, and you'll be my best friend.----------------=The Gentleman=
  • About Me, Person1233 (Z Person Man)

    I joined Club Penguin on June 11th of 2007. I started in wars in August of 07 by leading a group of yellow penguins. That group disappeared and I joined Nachos in September. I thought I was the leader from September 07 until December 07 and I had a lot of followers. I found the Nachos on January 8th and became a Seargent on January 9th 2008. I then became my Nacho career. I became a General as quickly as 3 months (April 7th 2008) I also started my own army, the Red Army, which became RBAA. Now I'm here as a leader of the Nachos... The fastest way to contact me is through talking to me on main chat, on Nacho chat.
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    Hi my name is Linkin55. I've been playing clubpenguin since Febuary 26th 2007. The oldest thing I have on my account is the Ice Cube pin. The first day I joined I found out about armys, thats when I started in army's. I am one of the Nacho Leaders(Feild Commander,Aka controls basicly everything else)I've been in armys for 1 year and 6 month's. My favorite band is Linkin Park. Linkin Park FTW! [: Question's or comment's, just comment on one of the post's. ~No More Sorrow~ -Linkin55
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What Should We Do?

Posted by puckley on July 16, 2009

Zzz’s edit: I think we should stay in… if we don’t we will be scarred the rest of our lives, even if we lose we will not be scarred… For example look what happend to ACP when they pulled out(they are going to be call pussies for life, and that scar will stay with em, sadly) Look here: http://www.iatw.info/wiki/ACP So I think we should keep it up…

 

           Well, there isn’t much we can do against the Walruses it seems like.  All we have tried has basically failed.  The FBI, there is NOT a very good chance they’ll help us out because they get millions of complaints a day and probably won’t even take our complaints seriously(Hey, you never know :wink: ).  Club Penguin says they are trying to do something to help, but they haven’t done crap yet.  Then fighting the bots on Club Penguin is just too hard.  They almost always have us outnumbered and basically control the battle by wandering all over the server and us trying to find them, but we have actually been owning the bots a lot, lolz.  Anywayz, the water we pour on the Walruses isn’t putting their fire out.

What should we do?  Fight fire with fire or back out of this war?

               If we fight fire with fire, we are going have to stoop to their level by fighting with bots to hold them off until Club Penguin or the FBI does something.  Who knows how long that could take though.  It would be risky too because we’ll have to risk being hacked, penguins being banned forever, and being doxed.  Also it would go against that bot bill ._.

Pros and Cons

Pros: To stay in this war with the Walruses.

  • We will protect most CP Armies from being attacked by the Walruses
  • We will protect Club Penguin; by alerting CP whenever the Waluses are attacking
  • We could destroy the Walruses for good by getting the FBI involved
  • We will become even more famous and the most likeable army in Club Penguin if we defeat the Walruses

Cons: To stay in this war with the Walruses

  • Lots of penguins could be banned
  • Lots of Nachos will be doxed
  • Risk the Nacho website being hacked
  • Could lose war possibly causing the Nachos to fall or go into a depression

Pros: To back out of this war

  • Prevent a lot of penguins being banned, doxed, and hacked
  • Could prevent the Nachos from falling or having a depression

Cons: To back out of this war

  • Will surrender in a war;  meaning we lost
  • Walruses will still be out there; still could attack other innocent groups

  

:!: Please leave a comment too on whether you want to back out of the war or stay in the war, just incase someone tries to hack it *cough* Walruses *cough* :!:

Until we make an official decision on what do about this war, I want everyone to stay off White House.  You may still go on CP, just stay away from White House, please.  You may patrol the other servers in our empire if you would like.

(((((Puckley)))))

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Update.

Posted by ***Person1233*** on July 15, 2009

Hola Nachos & Walrus Trolls,

Person1233 here.

So far, the bots have gotten to the point of sending postcards with messages like “God cums on Nachos and “Person fu**s CP plush toys.” It just makes me laugh how pathetic somebody is that they are willing to hack a game CLUB PENGUIN. There are much more efficient games to hack. Anyway, I am ordering ALL NACHOS TO STAY OFF CP FOR THE REST OF TODAY. So  from 3:46 PM EST on July 15th, to 6:00 AM EST on July 16th, evacuate CP. The next day we will flood the rooms of Club Penguin in a White House invasion. I ask all allies of the Nachos to assist us in this invasion of White House:

Date: July 16th

Times:

10 PM Alaskan Time

11 AM PST

12 PM MST

1 PM CST

2 PM EST

7 PM UK Time

9 PM Miroos’s time (Eastern europe)

Locations: WHITE HOUSE (ALL OVER)

Other information: DO NOt use your main account! Use a backup just incase the bots send postcards, and you delete it. When that happens, there is a chance of getting banned. I hope to see every Nacho ally helping us in this war against bots there. Every penguin counts. Here is a pic of one of those postcards they can send:


COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT!

***Person1233***

PS: CPTV is on our side.


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The final stand…

Posted by zzztops on July 14, 2009

My friends…. I do not know what is going to happen this week, nor do I know if it will be resolved… but I do know one thing THIS. IS. THE. LAST. STAND! We need to ALL pull together no matter our diffrences. Hell this upcoming week it is even possible(but doubtfull) all of CP warfare could get flushed down the drain! We need to pull together, hell all of CP warfare combined may not be enough to stop these truely elite hackers. What we need to do is gather some famous people and his fans(such as Mimo) who have a hate for the Walruses…. tell your friends if they play CP… because we need everyone to report them, tell the fbi, war with them on CP, and overall fend them off. Even THAT may not be enough… hopefully we will throw the Walruses down to oblivion… and we may go with em…. hell all of CP warfare may go with em. This coming week be ready… CP will turn into a TRUE battle field… with hacked bans as bullets… and the walruses as the gun carriers. Some of us may be banned… That is why I highly advize you USE AN EXTRA PENGUIN!! Trust me…. Remember guys you are not just attacking some army… we are fighting with fire…. Hopefully we will gather enough water to dowse it out. My friends ANYTHING can happen this upcoming week… be prepared… but however it works out CP warfare will still shine… and sit upon the mantle of the fire of ClubPenguin. Be prepared my friends….. be prepared.

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The Walrus’s Operation

Posted by ***Person1233*** on July 14, 2009

From ACP site: I want as many soldiers as possible to report the Walruses to the FBI. When you report them (REPORT to FBI) .

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The very irritating and immature Walruses have decided to create Project Penguin Sh**storm. What a pleasant name -.o The whole jist of the operation is the following:

  1. Dox Leaders of the ACP and Nachos.

My response: Lolz. Congratulations, you found a 20 mile area of where I might possibly live. What are you going to do? BOMB my county? An IP address is also a very simple thing to acquire, wanna cookie? As for the picture, impressive. Did you take it from the white van that passed by? If that’s true, then please find another hobby besides stalking teenagers/molestation.

2. DDoS on ACP (they’re selfhosted)

My response: :| Good luck ACP. I’m sure Paint will find a way to ban the IP addresses of pedos.

3. Xat raid

My response: The only way for you to do that, is to hack. GOOD LUCK. You’ll need it. Because in case you haven’t noticed, hacking is actually … illegal. Plus it’s just a chat, we can just you know… create another one. Kinda simple.

4. Spying on fgts

My response: I’m assuming “fgts” means “faggots,” which is an immature term to use. Can’t you come up with better words besides ni**** and faggot? No Nacho that I know of is in fact GAY, or practices any homosexual practices whatsoever.  So whoever you’re trying to spy on, good luck with that. Homosexuals can be pretty tricky.

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I really expected more from this group, but oh well. Less worry. All we have to do is guest and ban the Walruses when they pathetically TRY to raid our chat, and if they try DOXing us, who cares? They won’t find any more info on me, because the rest of my information is NOWHERE public. As for Aka and Linkin, you’ll fail with them. Almost no precautions will be done, because this operation is WEAK. I give this “great” hacking organization a 1 FOR EFFORT.

On Friday we MAY have to take precautions, but we will worry about that on Thursday.

KEEP ON PATROLLING WHITE HOUSE

***Person1233***

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FBI Suspension? Nah..

Posted by ***Person1233*** on July 14, 2009

SECOND EDIT- If you go on the IATW site, they’re going to be pathetic and try a gay porno window bomb. I stopped it from loading and checked the encoding and yeah, that’s what it  is -.- If you do in fact go there, turn off your comp immediately or take out your laptop battery. It’s just annoying if you get stuck with a million windows of disgusting pictures.

Edit – The walruses found the post! Woo! They claim to be upgrading, so for now they put an inappropriate picture of a Raccoon sucking… lol that’s disturbing. So do not go to the Walrus’s site, it’s laggy, disgusting, and it may  harm your computer. Just an update. And also, No we are not fags. We simply don’t like a terrorist group like you cyber-bullying 8 year olds :roll:

Some of you have already seen teh Walrus’s site, and now it’s obvious they’ve found ours. They’ve posted a picture (hosted by iatw.info) with the FBI symbol and a text “This site has been suspended due to an ongoing criminal investigation.” They’re obviously threatened by us, and they’ve made their site not viewable for us. OR, their site was actually suspended by the FBI o_o. Anyway, they may be using *removed* from now on, so keep viewing that site. So either we won epically, or they’re trying to hide something from us. I find this as a success.

In other news, THANK YOU ACP, IW, ST, and other various armies who helped us defend White House for hours upon hours. It was really fun :D Continue patrolling White House and Breeze

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D-FENCE

Posted by puckley on July 14, 2009

         Ever heard defence wins ball games?  If you haven’t, it’s true.  Defence does win ball games.  I am saying that because probably many of you have already ask yourself  “How the heck are we going to fight these hackers?”.  We are going to fight these hackers by playing defence.

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  • Protect Our Empire: I want every single Nacho soldier whenever they get on to patrol our Empire(White House, Blizzard, Fjord, and Bobsled).  If any of you spot bots in our Empire, immediately report to chat right away and alert every soldier.  Use all the Anti-Bot tactics(below)
  • Change Passwords: I want every single Nacho soldier to change their password(s) to your Club Penguin accounts.  Then, for everyone on the Nacho website, I want you to change your wordpress passwords too.  I want you to try to change your password every week or two weeks.  This will prevent 90% of account hacking.  Make sure to make your passwords long and hard to guess!
  • CP Support: We have the Club Penguin Team on our side.  So, we must use them to our advantage.  Whenever you have a chance, send Club Penguin an email.  In the email, tell them what server you saw the bots, room, and at what time.  It would be good to give them pictures if you had any of he bots too.  By sending CP an email, they can ban the bots forever for hacking.  Click this link to send CP an email: http://support.clubpenguin.com/help/contact/bug.php
  • Report the Bots: Whenever you see the bots on Club Penguin, make sure to report them!  If they get a whole bunch of reports, CP will look into it and could ban them.

Anti-Bot Tactics

  •  RUS… If you spam RUS many times, it overloads the bots and they will eventually crash! Does not work.
  • Lag = Good… Lagging the bots is good when battling because it slows them down a lot and could cause them to crash sometimes.  To make the bots lag, make lots of movements by: dancing, making the music emote(”E” “T”), throwing snowballs, joke bombs, etc.
  • Color Owns Words… xD  The bots usually like to say stuff and cover you up with their words they say.  So, doing  joke bombs, chanting Nachos over and over will not work, it will just make the bots look bigger.  When we charge will charge with emotes, usually the mad face(”E” “9″) or war faces as we call it.
  • How to charge a line… The bots like to make lots of lines.  To charge a line, you charge up and down the line repeatedly.  Pretty simple, huh?  Remember to use war faces when you charge the line though!
  • The Rallan Tactic…lolz. Only if we need it badly. o_o

I’ll add some more tactics when I think of some more. ._.

 And, we aren’t the only ones being attacking by these bots and hackers.  It’s the entire Club Penguin Army Nation.  We, as in all the Club Penguin Armies, are trying to ban together and set aside our differences to stop these bots from trying to take down Club Penguin Armies.

Don’t forget about our big patrol of White House TODAY!

Where: White House

–Meet at the Snow Forts

Date: Tuesday, July 14th (TODAY)

Times:

  • 10:00 AM, Alaskan Time
  • 11:00 AM, PST
  • 12:00 PM, MST
  • 1:00 PM, CST
  • 2:00 PM, EST
  • 7:00 PM, UK
  • 9:00 PM, Miroos Standard Time

Remember to be careful with these bots because the person controling them is a hacker!

(((((Puckley)))))

Edit: If you have any pictures from battle, post the link to those pics here!

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A Message To The Walruses

Posted by ***Person1233*** on July 14, 2009

WARNING. This post contains some vulgar language that younger readers may find offensive. Viewer discretion is advised.

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White House = Code Red

Posted by puckley on July 13, 2009

    White House = Code Red

        White House is now currently under Code Red.  Any server under a code red situation must be patroled constantly.  I want every single Nacho soldier to patrol White House whenever they get on.  White House is under code red right because of a group of bots called “The Collective”.  They are back from a year of inactivity.  They could be related to the Walruses, which is very bad. 

I’ll post the pictures I got of the bots and the strategy session later. 

Here are a few pics Person took:



Everyone must patrol White House whenever they can.

I am also going to schedule a big patrol of White House tomorrow.

Where: White House

–Meet at the Snow Forts

Date: Tuesday, July 14th (TOMORROW)

Times:

     
     

     

      

  • 10:00 AM, Alaskan Time
  • 11:00 AM, PST
  • 12:00 PM, MST
  • 1:00 PM, CST
  • 2:00 PM, EST
  • 7:00 PM, UK
  • 9:00 PM, Miroos Standard Time
  • Make sure to report the bots when you see them!

 Comment if you can make it! 

    -Leave Nothing-

    (((((Puckley)))))

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Patrol White House!

Posted by ***Person1233*** on July 13, 2009

URGENT! White House is in CODE RED.

A bot group named “The Collective” is back after a year of inactivity. They may be related to the Walruses,  which is a very bad situation. Keep these bots off of our server, and report them!




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Okay Now…

Posted by puckley on July 12, 2009

Zzz’s edit: Sign this now!! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Clubpenguindojo EVERYONE SIGN IT AND GO SPRED THE WORD IF YOU HAVE A WEBSITE POST THE LINK ON IT!

     Okay now, first I want to say, sorry I haven’t been on like all this week.  I have just been busy with baseball and I had family in town all this week too.

     Anywayz, it seems like we’ve done absolutely nothing this week!  What the heck?  Well, I am not going to be as busy anymore.  So I am going to schedule lots of things for us to do!  WOO!

What: A new strategy!

Date: Monday, July 13(TOMORROW!)

Where: White House, Snow Forts

Times:

  • 10:00 AM, Alaskan Time
  • 11:00 AM, PST
  • 12:00 PM, MST
  • 1:00 PM, CST
  • 2:00 PM, EST
  • 7:00 PM, UK
  • 9:00 PM, Miroos Standard Time

More stuff will be scheduled later on in the week.  I hope you can make it!

Comment if you can make it!

-Emo War- ._.

       Okay now, this is just plain stupid.  Come on really?  Everybody is created equal and should be treated equally.  For an example, you just don’t go and beat up a person because he likes basketaball more than football or something.  Plus, why are we even on Great White!  It’s not our server!  We don’t need to protect it or anything.  I am going to call off this war for all the reasons listed above. 

-Leave Nothing-

(((((Puckley)))))

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