Nacho Leader AkaBob22 here.

If your reading this and have joined the great and glorious Nacho Empire, welcome! This post is meant to explain a lot of things that you may not understand at first (like inside jokes, rivalries, etc.), and to tell you a little bit about our history. I hope you find this post amusing and enjoying, and be glad you joined such a great army.

1. History

2. Your Leaders

3. Rivalry(s)

4. Inside Jokes

5. Closing Statement

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1. History

Though even WE do not who truly started the Nachos, we DO know some of the first leaders. The first widely recognized leader was Tom Wolf. He made the first Nacho website (insert link here), and helped form the basis of one of the best armies in CP: Fun. I mean, you can’t have fun in an uptight army *cough* ACP *cough*

After Tom Wolf retired (served 1 year), Zippy500 took over as Nacho Leader. Zippy made his OWN site (zippy500nachos.wordpress.com), which contains some of the most important Nacho History to date, including our involvement in World Wars II & III. During this time, it should also be mentioned that Shadow 2446 lead the Nachos through their Golden age, getting us at least 200 recruits in a short span of time.

Soon, however, Shadow retired, due to problems with moving and whatnot. Zippy, realizing he needed a new Co-Leader, decided to make a speech writing contest. Whoever made the best speech would get Co-Leader. The people running for 2nd in Command were Maxwell, Kg, Shivertoe, Rey Rey, and myself. After maybe 2 weeks of waiting, I ended up winning the contest, which is how I am where I am today.

Fast-Forwarding to a bit later in my career, I increasingly started getting ticked off at ACP (you can read why in the Current Leader History page). Finally, after many arguments with Oagalthorp (Former ACP Leader), I declared war on ACP, which sparked the ACP-Nacho conflict, one of the most famous wars in the Nacho Empire. Eventually, the war ended, and which earned us our intense rivalry with ACP that manages to this day (more information on that later).

(I’ll let the others add on from here)

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2. Your Leaders

Your first (and longest lasting leader) is myself. Things I expect from you is:

-Dedication and Loyalty

-A Good Sense of Humor

-Demonstration of Good Leadership Skills

-Some Cockyness

-A Nice Interest in Music (and not complaining about the playlist)

-Good Behavior on MY Chat (Yes, I made it)

-Overall Like of Fun

If you do these things and show up to meetings/wars/recruitments, then you will have smooth sailing through Bob’s waters.

Your second and almost as long lasting leader is Linkin55. What he expects from you:

-Being Active

-Being Loyal

-Have a sense of humor

-Recognize and Respect me as one of  your Leader’s

-Have respect for EVERYONE in this army

-During a War listen to the higest rank on the chat

- Have fun ( Come on a little fun won’t hurt, right? xD)

Your third and one of the newest leaders is Person 1233. He is one of the more active leaders (like myself), and this is what he expects from you:

- Be on chat for at least 15 minutes a day

- Never be afraid to report something

- Patrol the 3 servers, and encourage other troops to patrol servers. Patrolling doesn’t have to be boring, it can be really fun

- Never give up hope

- Don’t whine and complain about medals, they aren’t that important anyway

- Don’t become an emo loser who stays on chat moaning about how their life sucks.. *glares at 3 individuals*

- Don’t argue with fellow troops

- Don’t swear excessively on chat (Some swearing is allowed, but very vulgar terms are not acceptable)

- Have a sense of humor

- Follow orders

The newest leader which (once I retire in 3 months) will be taking over for me is Ltshaqcena10. What he expects from you is:

-Be Respectful

-Be Awesome

-Contain a nice attitude

-Listen

-Make me laugh… I love to laugh *stares deeply*

-Be Loyal

-And Have Fun! (We all love you xD)

Do all of these things and you will receive respect from each of us and you will rise through the ranks quickly.

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3. Rivalry(s)

We realize that this thing with ACP will never end, so you need to get this right now: ACP are allies. If you happen to notice an ACP soldier firing at you, you should report it to one of the Co-Leaders/Leaders, tell us their name(s), and we shall deal with the problem. We may be rivals, but that doesn’t mean we are enemies as well.

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4. Inside Jokes

-Cat Tank and Nanner-Pus are our official mascots. You will often seen Cat Tank in pictures, but Nanner-Pus tends to keep to himself and his pancakes.

Nanner-Pus:

-Horny Hour (not for the kiddies) is when all of the perverts on the Nacho chat tend to get on at the same time, and ruin my chat. >.<

-”EPIC FAILS” are when you say something real stupid which makes everyone in the chat feel stupider. I might be making a page soon on what were the biggest epic fails. (Rape Soda, for one)

Other Leaders should list more, especially Person, since he can remember everything with ease.

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5. Closing Statement

Friends, you are about to enter another world of fun and companionship. I have been here for almost 3 years now, so I should know. The website and chat staff are here to give you a good time, so as long as you aren’t an asshole, you will be extremely liked by everyone there. So I hope you guys/girls will love this army, be active, and have fun. Because what army isn’t like that? Yes, I think you know the answer by now.

=Aka=

Terr-the creator of the nachos is vitalviper100-

Person: HELL YES:

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Club Penguin is under a Nacho Revolution

If you have been referred to this website by a group of Nachos on Club Penguin, JOIN AT THE JOIN PAGE! http://nachoarmy.com/join

Anyway, the scheduled recruiting was an awesome success We’ve gotten 8  recruits to find the chat in an hour, 213 Google Searches as of 2:30 PM EST, AND Mammoth, Blizzard, White House, and Fjord are full of Nachos o__O .  I’d like to thank the ton of Nachos that came, and

DONT STOP RECRUITING .

Here are some pics

NOTE:(I really took suckish pics… there was a time where we had 65 Nachos in the Boiler Room was paint wasn’t cooperating >_< ) Also, the Nachos in these pics were only from Mammoth, there were 15-20 on blizzard.

Around 12:30, Nachos do some recruiting on Mammoth while some ACP n00bs attack us . . . Ugh when will they learn that we are allies (30 estimated)

We spam the town, and spam some ACP noobs who still think we are there to take over Club Penguin. (24)
More . .  Well, recruiting (26)
We spam the town going “CAT TANK FTW!” XD (25)
We head to the Night Club and do what we do best, SPAM. (27)

Move to the boiler room, do some charges as a practice then we encounter some ACP noobs.. UGH.. GO FU**ING AWAY AND LISTEN TO YOUR LEADER! (29)

We clear out some of those noobs, but they do come back, with “back-up” (32)
In the pool, we just kind of chill because I’m editing pics XD (33)

We decided, Hey! it would be fun to go to the Dojo for old times sake! But then we realized, Card Jitsu, 5 year old Ninjas.. GREEAAAT… This pic is us practicing our spam charge, “USES CHEESE CARD” lol… (28)
Ninjas get owned, OWNED, OWNED OOOWWWNEEED. ..(Ow Need ) (27)

Nuking the ninjas with some Cheese bombs (30)

Thanks everyone who came, we owned some 5 year old Ninjas BADLY. XD .

COMMENT TO GET YOUR MEDALS

DONT STOP RECRUITING!

***Person1233***

Edit: 100TH COMMENTER ON THIS POST WILL GET 3 MEDALS

Hola Nachos, Person here!

We haven’t scheduled much in a bit have we? Things are getting a bit boring, so lets DO SOMETHING. Tomorrow is going to be a RECRUITMENT DAY! Whenever you go on chat, go on Mammoth. Of course Mammoth is full a lot, and if it is full, go to Blizzard. When Blizzard is full, then White House! But the first server to go on and recruit is Mammoth. Tell other Nachos online to head to Mammoth so the server will be filled with Nachos! No, this is NOT AN INVASION OF MAMMOTH, we’re just recruiting on a neutral server for an entire day Asides from the unscheduled recruiting, I’m scheduling a recruitment so all Nachos will know to come at one time. Here are the details of that specific recruiting:

Date: March 29th, 2009 (SUNDAY) Also my Mom’s birthday

Time:

10 AM PST

11 AM Mountain

12 PM Central

1 PM EST

6 PM UK

Location: MAMMOTH, TOWN! (We will be doing spams and charges throughout every room though, BUT ONLY LISTEN TO WHAT Z PERSON MAN SAYS! If a random noob says “ALL NACHOS TO TEH ICE BEERGG!!” Dont go.. or I’m going to have to get out a long, pointy object that hurts when it penetrates the skin (WARY)

Rewards: 3 Medals, and you may get a new friend XP

Rules:

-Spread out

- Spam “SEARCH NACHO ARMY” and “SEARCH NACHOS OF CLUBPENGUIN”

- Listen to Z Person Man’s orders

- Be on Nacho chat, the link is on the chat page ^^^^^^^^^

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT, COMMENT

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Now, concerning the Fjord election.. The poll was hacked by a no-life loser, so that poll is VOID. Because of someone else ruining our democratic fun, the leaders are going to have to select the Governors/Mayors I’m not sure when to schedule this, but we’re going to have to choose the Governors/Mayors some time . . .

***Person1233**

Edit: 100TH COMMENTER ON THIS POST WILL GET 3 MEDALS

PS: Fail of the week… (brought to you by FailBlog )

133 edit> After a long talk and a small court hearing, Aka and I have decided to let Tancho back in the nachos. Yesterday, I was the judge on Nacho Court and I was to decide whether or not Tancho should have his rank back. Taking no sides, I declared Tancho to stay were he was. Today, Tancho had a long talk with Aka and Aka let him back in. Now it is up to me, Ltshaqcena10, to be a leader and decide either to let Tancho back in. After reasoning, Tancho will be back in the nachos as a RANKED OFFICIAL. No one will be able to take his rank away unless he breaks the rules of either bribing, harassing, or pushing people into promoting him.

Linkin- Wow 4th time… 4th time Tancho will be allowed back in this army….  Never knew Tancho was so special that he would get a 4th fu**ing chance….

Person: I censored your curse because we’re trying to keep this blog PG, and the F-word being used is making it Pg-13

Aka-Wait, WHAT? I never said I let him back in! Sure, I had a conversation on the phone with him the other night, but I SPECIFICALLY kept telling him “Tancho, I’m sorry, but you must remain unranked for at least another good 6 months before I think I will let you back in.” Sorry Tancho, but I KNOW I never said “Welcome Back” to you.

Person’s edit: THE BOOTING POWER IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE USED ON CHAT. ALL THAT USE IT WILL BE BANNED FOR 24 HOURS.

Aka here.

Today Shadow and I were having a little arguement over what song should be used for the Nacho theme song. He can edit this once he finds a song, but it’s his song vs my song, Whitesican (which is our original theme song, vs the new theme song I have proposed, “Indestructible” by Disturbed.

ORIGINAL THEME SONG/WHITESICAN:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/whitesican

SHADOW:

Lets not have some song sung by a queer as our theme song. Everyone knows Here Comes the Boom perfectly describes how pimp we are…

AKA/INDESTRUCTIBLE:

Remember, your not voting on who is the cooler band or what you find funny, but your voting on how YOU want to be described as a Nacho.

http://poll.pollcode.com/ZjW6

=Aka=

Puckley: Hola Nachos.  I just wanted to say that, I am going on vacation for week.  I will be leaving Saturday morning and won’t be back until next Saturday. Try not to do too many fun things while I am gone.  I’ll see you then. Bye! Florida, here I come!

Terr- Well i cant say i didnt say that. There is also two sides of the story, trickster is annoying as hell and got me mad by saying ” terr you were a horible soldieron zippys website” I do not apolige for waht i said because most of it is true. I dont really care for any of you people. I could care less if i dont see you again. This is all the internet, most of you take this as your life

Person’s edit: THE BOOTING POWER IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE USED ON CHAT. ALL THAT USE IT WILL BE BANNED FOR 24 HOURS.

Aka here.

From what I can see on the poll, (as of 6:07pm EST),

51 people have voted for me to stay.

36 people say I should stay where I sam and be retired.

And 14 people have told me I should be up their butt with a coconut. (UN)

Anyway, to all those people saying “Bawb said he wants to bee wee-ty-erd, so let him.”, well, it’s kind of hard to leave all of you guys behind. Soon after I made the retirement post, I said to myself “Is this really what I want?”, and King Kinz and the rest of you 51 people reinforced that. So the poll has my decision, and I won’t retire until 3 months from now.

Now, onto the Leader thingy, since I didn’t want to make Shaq wait 3 months for what already was his, I request a 3 month Leader position be there for me (depending on High Senate ruling). No, there won’t be a fourth leader after me. Sorry, but it would just throw the “Majority rules” thing out and ruin everything. So again, sorry.

So be happy, all 51 of you. Your wish is the Nacho Empire’s, so, there you go.

=Aka=

Puckley: Hola Nachos.  I just wanted to say that, I am going on vacation for week.  I will be leaving Saturday morning and won’t be back until next Saturday. Try not to do too many fun things while I am gone.  I’ll see you then. Bye! Florida, here I come!

Linkin- WTF?! As of 1:20 AM EST time, Tomb and King are leading the polls with 400 votes, WTF!? Honestly!? Shadow suggested this, I agree with him that we should have a High Counsel meeting to settle who the Fjord Gov. and Mayor will be because obiously someone is hacking the poll or Tomb and King are cheating and running around telling people to vote for them.

Btw, Can I be a Admin on this site again, I mean come on im one of the Leaders… 

The results are in… and the winners are..

Salsa Party

Tomb 147(Governor) and King Kinz 10 (Mayor): 68 Votes
Rabo4(Governor) and Cooper30(Mayor): 67 Votes

Tortilla Party

Time689(Governor) and Glmul (Mayor)(81 votes)

Pringle64(Governor) and Spartanite (Mayor) (61 votes)

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Congratulations to these four, because they were able to get the support of the Nachos WITHOUT being an annoying ass and advertising themselves… XD Now here is the FINALY Fjord Poll. Winner take all, the final poll…. BUM BUM BUMM..

Poll ends March 27th. Friday, at 7 PM EST.

REMEMBER… DONT ADVERTISE TO VOTE FOR YOU OR A PINEAPPLE WHERE BE WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE

Make sure that you read all the posts below this one.. they’re pretty important.

***Person1233***

Edit: Hey, tonight on White House we were trying out some new tactics on small armies telling us to get off of our own capital Here are some pics:

We were able to get a lot of the red noobs that were against us, to join! We’re going to do these Drill sessions/Recruiting sessions every night, and probably create a new strategy each night

Terr- I get it now akabob picks ltshaqcena then when person or linkin retires they pick whoever they want to.

Aka-Oops, I thought you were actually going to do it. My bad.

Nyg edit:

Firstm I admire how you handled my complaint. I didn’t MEAN to say I won’t let you become leader, I was just stating my opinion. Aka, how the heck dare you say ” Shaq shouldn’t have to suffer for YOUR mistakes.” Could you be anymore, rude and arrogant. You have many BLINDED decisions, so I didn’t want you to screw up yet again.

133 edit>(I go by 133 when I make edits and fyi, I’m shaq) Now I’ve been reading your edits and our comments on this post and feel like it’s time to make my side of the situation. You say I have no experience, Nyg even though I have been in the Nachos for a little over a year and I have attended chat meetings plenty of times. I also successfully took Snowy River from FGR back in the nachos vs. FGR war (That was a very short invasion and I know I can do better than that).  I’m Just going to handle this like a Leader… I Understand what you are trying to say. I’ll take this into consideration and I’ll do the best as i can as leader.

Aka-Sorry Nyg, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to decline your offer to change my mind.
1. We are having NO election.
2. YOU will not be choosing who gets to become leader next. Shaq shouldn’t have to suffer for YOUR mistakes.
3. Shaq has alot of experiance. You just view how long someone has been in the Nachos as experiance. May I remind you I was Sergeant, the second to lowest rank in the Nachos, sent in a speech and became Co-Leader. Look where I am now. I’ve lead you guys through countless battles, victories, and beyond, and all I’d asked from you is loyalty and respect. Now you need to let me do what is best for the Nachos and allow Shaq to be the leader. I have yet to see anyone other than you complain about my decision. Hell, even Puckley didn’t say anything to me! So I think it’s time you let Shaq be leader and stop bugging me over this issue.

Nyg edit: “I know how much Puck means to Person.” What does that supposed to mean? Don’t let your feud with Person get in the way of this. Haha, a wise person once told me-Shadow2446-you gotta do the best for the Nachos. Sry, Shaq your cool and a good nacho, but you won’t be able to fulfill the role of leader correctly right now…you have no experience! Aka must not be blinded enough to see that.

Aka-Well Nyg, I would have done Puckley, but I know how much Puck means to Person, and I decided to be nice to Person and let him have the honors to Puckley :) . So Shaq was it. I really would like it if we did not do an election, because you guys know how big of a fan I am with tradition. It would just throw everything out of whack.

Nyg edit: I will miss you Aka, but making Shaq leader? Shaq is an amazing guy, but this is going a little too fast. Heck, he just became Co Leader a few weeks. Last time we rushed someone into being leader was me, and look how I turned out lol. I honestly think Puck deserves it the most…or we can have an election and get the Nachos people involved. Anyone agree?

EDIT: Thanks to King Kinz and all of his begging and the rest of you begging me to stay, I have set up a compromise. A POLL.

The poll will be closed Friday around 5:00pm EST, so get voting.

http://www.luckypolls.com/index.php?act=08&id=16227

Aka here.

I have decided to retire early. Why, do you ask? Well, it’s mainly due to the fact that the most people ever say to me anymore is “Hola Aka” or something to that affect. I really wish it was the old days, where I was the only leader, and people looked up to me. Oh well. Beggers can’t be choosers, now can they?

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

-Andrew Ryan, BioShock

Man, has this quote helped me in so many ways. The way I view it was that if I kept obeying what everyone else would do, I would become the slave and have no chance at my picturesque life here. So I decided to make my choices, to make that speech, to try to be the best leader I could ever be, and in the end my choices made me. I fought at least 100 battles on CP, and over XAT/WordPress, a couple million. Sure, I’ll admit, I have lost a few (trying to make myself seem larger than everyone else, fighting the majority instead of the minority), but in the end, I think I have accomplished all I could here in my almost 3 years of being a Nacho. I fought for what I thought was right for myself and the Empire, and I think I achieved just that.

I’m not going to type out my history again due to the fact that you can see it in the CLH page.

Things I’m going to do before I retire:

-Demote myself to a lower rank which I made up, “Former General”

-Say thank you to each and everyone of you that I see.

-Give Shaq the keys to the playlist.

-Say everything that I’ve been holding back for all of these years.

-Make a lucky someone the new Leader.

And now for the best part of the speech!

WHAT I THINK OF THESE PEOPLE:

Zippy500-Well Zippy, it’s been a long one. But I hope now that I have gained the respect to hang out with you at your lunchroom table at the retirement home XP. But seriously now. You helped me in alot of ways, and I will never forget you for that, sir.

Person1233-I’m sorry Person, but you might be a bit dissapointed after this. You were a great friend toward me, and I thank you for that. But I’ll never understand why/how you were the better leader than I. I often feel depressed when I look back on the times we all lead this army, you, Linkin, and I. Mainly due to the fact that you took my job from me. I always hated it when I would ask “Do you know who the leaders are around here?” 95% of the people I would ask would say Person, which made me a bit angry every time I hear it. Maybe someday when we are both retired we can put aside our differences, but until then, have a good time leading the Nachos, and make them the best army you can in the time you have left. Power in the Hat.

Shadow2446-Well, apart from Zippy, you were the person who gave me the most advice on just about EVERYTHING on how to lead the army. Although some of it I didn’t follow (which I regret), alot of it I did, and you had alot of influence on how I lead. So thank you for all of the support.

Puckley-Damn, you are one (if not THE best) best C-L’s I’ve ever had. Sure, you worked with Person half the time, but what you did for us was simply amazing. Defending your lemon against FGR was one of the funnest times I had xp. Anyway, you are a really great friend and I can’t wait to see you lead the Nachos in the near future. Be blessed in your endeavors.

Jayson23-Wow. I can remember lot’s of times being with you, even though sometimes I didn’t know who you were. From ACP to Nachos, you stalked me. But hey, I’m glad you did .

JAYSON IS SPY!

-Heavyweapons Guy

“Liquid Snake”-Well, I’m going to miss you a bit too, believe it or not. I tried showing you how to be a leader, and I hope you will follow my advice and be leader one day and not post stupid pictures of people picking their noses, xp. Have a good one.

Shaqcena-Sorry, I don’t remember your whole name Anyway, you were definatly one of the cooler people here in the Nachos, the way you took charge of the army when I thought you should, and the way you liked almost all of my favorite bands. I know for sure you will be leading in the future. Since your such a good Ambassador, I have a surprise for you when you read more of this post.

Nyg-Same as Shaq. You were amazing. Hope to be talking to you in the near future. Thanks for all the help with leading and agreeing with me. It made me feel like an actual leader.

“The Fledgeling Phoniex”-Hey Dona-I mean, Linkin Even though you were inactive almost the whole time I was with the Nachos, you have been a true friend by taking the bullets for me and defending me at times of need. And that is friendship at it’s best.

Oagalthorp-Well, we all knew I was going to put you in here. In the beggining of my leadership, I  believed you were one of the most evil and despicable people in CP. The way you treated me in ACP, the way you had no disregard for the Nachos, the way you publically insult me. However, I believe I look at you in a new light (though I still don’t think ACP is the best/largest/official army in Club Penguin). You, along with Shadow, have given me tips on how to lead (through your posts) and cheered me up when I’m down, and have someone to rub their nose in when Nachos pwn ACP. I hope you have a good time believing in your Jesus Christ or whatever, and have fun in retirement.

Smeeble-All this time of being with you on the chat, and I still know relativley little about you. Thank you for being a loyal Nacho (even though you retired more than most), and maybe sometime Frog, Rca/Gitter, Opa, you, and I can all get together and talk about my sexy body XD. But seriously, consider it. Speaking of Frog…

Missfrog4-You were probably one of the best people in the Nachos. Hell, you have to be to have my phone number But you cheered my up and had me falling out of my chair laughing so many times that I feel sore thinking about it. Your definetly going to have to meet Christine and I sometime. Hey, you got my number. Call me anytime you’d like and I’ll attempt to talk to you.

NOTE: If anyone in this list wants my number also, just ask me for it on the chat.

Batista(UMA)-One of the few great army leaders on CP. I hope UMA becomes the awesome army it was with PM. Have good days, old friend.

King Kinz 10-Thanks for the memberships man. It made CP fun again. Plus, you were one of the few that looked up to me as a leader.

Commando717(RPF)-The Commda movies were awesome. Thanks for putting me in The Last Stand, though I wish I was impaled by a flamethrower instead of being crushed. Have a fun time doing whatever it is you do (being a nut case XD).

Nachos of Club Penguin-You all are the future of my hopes and dreams, don’t ever forget that. As Zippy said before me, I’m leaving your fate in some of my most trusted friends hands. Don’t do drugs, don’t anger the All-Mighty Nanner-Puss, be abstinent (glares at Frog), and, most importantly, die with your sombreos’ on.

Non-Nachos-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! JOIN ALREADY!

-New Leader-

After much thought and process of elmination stuff, I singled out the best person to take my place would be…..  Myself

Lthshaqcena

I know, I know, people are going to angry because I didn’t pick a Co-Leader. Whatever! I chose Shaq because:

A. Puckley was going to be picked by Person, and I know he wouldn’t have it any other way

B. Shaq just shares alot of leadership traits that I did when I was a Co-Leader, and I want to see them develop into a great leader.

-Closing Speech-

(This part is the part I want on the news )

Welp, I guess this is it former comrades and and supposed haters. I am finally leaving. I hope that you all had a great time while I was your leader, as it has been for me. Through all the blood, sweat, and tears, this experiance as being leader of The Nachos of Club Penguin (the soon to be conquerors of CP :p) has been one of the single most gratifying experiances in my life. I wish you all best of luck in the future forevermore.  War has changed, but you all can be different by resisting the change to preseve the past. Even though I may be retired, I will try to make it to every meeting, and you can ALWAYS pc me for advice and support. I guess this is the part where I will say something really memorable, so I’ll end it with this note:

Nachos, till’ I Die.

=Retired General AkaBob22=

P.S-Can I be an editor or something to that effect on this site still? It would be most appreciated.

IMPORTANT! NACHOS ARE NEUTRAL IN THE UMA-ACP WAR!

Hola Nachos! After some going through ranks and through all of the applicants, here is the official list of candidates:

Redferrari99(Governor) and Policeman558 (Mayor)
Tomb 147(Governor) and King Kinz 10 (Mayor)
Wojanna2(Governor) and Missfrog4 (Mayor)
Rabo4(Governor) and Cooper30 (Mayor)
Pwener1(Governor) and Tat20 (Mayor)
Squattyblue(Governor) and Cro3000 (Mayor)
Pringle64(Governor) and Spartanite (Mayor)
Time689(Governor) and Glmul (Mayor)
Roehf(Governor) and Acpwarrior (Mayor)
Thomas0270(Governor) and Oola Yoda (Mayor)

Greenarms007(Governor) and 4996Dexter (Mayor)

Icebird1997(Governor) and Rca123456 (Mayor)

Flippy198/Mahicans(Governor) and Govin10 (Mayor)

.A total of 26 people who are running for Mayor/Governor, after deleting some who did not fit requirements. Also, since there are 13 “teams,” there will be 2 different polls, and the top 2 in each poll, will be in the finas. These aere the preliminaries, and I broke down the candidates into 2 parties, the Salsa Party, and the Tortilla Party. Tiebreakers will be decided in a way you will find out.

Also, if I see you advertising and saying to vote for you for Fjord, I swear to God; you will find a pineapple where the sun don’t shine.

Now HERE ARE THE POLLS! They end March 25th!

SALSA PARTY

TORTILLA PARTY

As a citizen of the Nacho Empire, IT IS YOUR DUTY TO VOTE FOR THE GOVERNOR OF FJORD! So go ahead and vote! I will be disappointed if there are less than 300 votes on either of these polls.

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Second part of this post . . . You know that army “CPGA” that we went to war with Fjord over? Well, they’re back, and they invaded Toboggan, which is RPF territory. Nachos, RPF, and IMAF came in, kicked some a$$ after a bit, and won. The thing is though, they outnumbered us for around 10 mins because everyone on Nacho chat was BEING LAZY! As an army, we can’t be lazy the whole day on chat. Which is why we will be having drill sessions at least twice a day from now on. Mod – Owner ranks will run them, SO LISTEN TO A MOD IF THEY SAY “Drill session! White House, Snow Forts!” There are medal opportunites for everyone there.

After 3:40, their unexperienced, untrained, and immature troops left assuming they won… Anyway, if CPGA invades our ally server again, we will have to go to war.

***Person1233***

Hey everyone it is about time we have another monthly practice battle. The Practice battle will be a little bit different

this time becuase we will be in the forest. The point of me having a battle in the forest is because we need to learn how

to look bigger in the smallest places.This may sound weird but lately we’ve been bunching up.

When: Saturday 11:00 pst 2:00 eastern

Where: Fjord, Forest

Why:To spice things up

Here is the teams. The rest of the ranks will be put in later

Leaders- AkaBob22, Linkin55, Person1233 (Z Person Man)
Co-Leaders- Puckley, Terrking24, Ltshaqcena10,

Ambassador- Rey Rey 21, Smeeble

Grand General- Coleslaw7175, Rca123456

Head General- Flarry Jerry, Missfrog4, Zzztops

General- Gitter12, Videogamer57, Squattyblue, Bart Bo 29(Spencerbk)

Brigadier General- 1997jan7th, Agent Cool Y, Mahicans, Zamros (Miroos), Pengyster48, Npeppersn(Trickster)

The post concerning the Fjord election will be put up by person in a couple of days.

                                                                               Terr- i love you flarry

Aka here.

Just a video to brighten all of your spirits.