Whenever I can’t think of a post, I’ll make a post like this.

What can we do to improve how the Nachos function?

I’d like your in-put on more fun stuff we can do.

Aka Edit:

1000th Commenter Gets a Promotion.

[Comments will be all approved at 3 PM]

Tomorrow is a VERY special holiday in the Nacho Empire. NACHO CREATION DAY.

On July 31st, we celebrate the 3 year anniversary of the Nacho creation. Back in July 2006, Jamesbond1/Jm2000 created the Nachos on CP, high on drugs we still do not know of today So we celebrate our anniversary on July 31st!

This celebration means NO BATTLES. Tomorrow is going to be just a day where you won’t be ordered to go anywhere [unless we have a LOLWUT invasion],  and just relax and have fun. The festivities takes place on xat.com/thenachosofclubpenguin , the embedded chat won’t have the same effect.

There is one thing you NEED TO DO. ALL NACHOS NEED TO HAVE (LOLWUT) before their name on chat. Like this:

ALSO, WE NEED TO GET ONE MILLION HITS BY TOMORROW. I don’t know how, just… just visit the site like 200 times tomorrow XD K?

***Person1233***

First, I’m going to list every pic taken from today’s battle:

Iasgae’s Pics:

Now. The Nachos all over the server had a count from 70-80. The Monster Force, had 50-60. Wherever we charged, the Monster Force retreated. My Opinion on Today:

WIN!

There is no way we could call this a tie, because we clearly owned the Monster Force on Sherbet. If they want their server back, I’ll be waiting for your next invasion. We won’t be attacking until they provoke us.

I will give the MF one thing, they are now tied with IW in the army rankings for having 60 people at their battle..

1. ACP / Nachos
2. Ice Warriors / Monster Force
3. Fire Warriors
   

If you were able to make today’s war, COMMENT ON THIS POST.

PS: The Monster Force claims that the Nachos don’t have fun, are you kidding me?! Our battles are MOAR FUN THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE.

NOTE: Don’t go to Sherbet until around 4:20 – 4:40 PM EST.

TODAY, the Monster Force and Nachos will clash in an epic battle.

vs

Winning is not going to be easy, which is the reason that every tactic we ever practiced, will be used in this battle. We need every tactic every practiced, to defeat the Monster Force. We all know that Large Army w/ Tactics beats a Large Army with nothing.

Date: July 30th (THURSDAY)

Time:

1 pM Alaskan Time

2 PM Pacific Standard Time

3 PM Mountain Standard Time

4 PM Central STandard Time

5 PM Eastern STandard Time

10 PM UK Time

12 AM Eastern Europe (Miroos time, lol)

Location: Sherbet, Snow Forts

Rules:

• Battle ends at 6 PM EST
• If the other army is motionless for 5 mins, the opposing army wins.
• If it’s a tie, Sherbet goes to the previous owner
  
• No bots
• No using your famous cheat blog to get you recruits {Lmfao}
• No declaring victory before 6, unless the other army isn’t there.
• Have fun owning Noobs
• Loser jumps off a bridge.

This is the formation we will do. Yes, a gigantic blob. All we need is 45 Nachos to do this, and I AM EXPECTING 80+ NACHOS, SINCE WE HAVE 400 ACTIVE. During the battle, I’m also expecting ALL 80+ NACHOS TO LISTEN AND FOLLOW ORDERS.

This battle is MANDATORY for ALL NACHOS. If you are a Nacho,

YOU MUST COMMENT WHETHER YOU CAN OR CANNOT MAKE IT.

I’m expecting 200+ comments by TODAY.

***Person1233***

Aka Edit: Note, I won’t be at either the Monster Battle or the Tundra Invasion (which Puckley should have posted) due to me being at my Dad’s.

Puckley: I’ll post it later today.  We will invade again on Friday.  Then you can make it Aka

***DON’T GET BANNED ON THEIR CHAT. STAY UNBANNED FOR THE OPRAH INVASION***

After today’s training, we encountered noobs. Sigh, noobs. These noobs, are named the MONSTER FORCE. These douchebags got to medium sized because their leader owns a popular blog. So, they think they’re badass. WRONG. They invaded Fjord, so now we slowly murder this noob army. This is their site: http://monstersforcecp.webs.com/

And here are some pics:

Lmao look at the bottom of their chat ^^^^^

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These noobs ALSO appear to think they own Fjord. They crashed our training session 30 mins after it ended, so they thought they won Fjord. -_- It’s sickening handling these noobs. So, we challenge them for their server, Sherbet.. Loser jumps off a bridge.

Date: July 30th (THURSDAY)

Time:

10 AM Alaskan Time

11 AM Pacific Standard Time

12 PM Mountain Standard Time

1 PM Central STandard Time

2 PM Eastern STandard Time

7 PM UK Time

9 PM Eastern Europe (Miroos time, lol)

Location: Sherbet, Snow Forts

Rules:

• Battle ends at 3 PM EST
• If the other army is motionless for 5 mins, the opposing army wins.
• If it’s a tie, Sherbet goes to the previous owner
  
• No bots
• No using your famous cheat blog to get you recruits {Lmfao}
• No declaring victory before 3, unless the other army isn’t there.
• Have fun owning Noobs
• Loser jumps off a bridge.
  

Maybe I was a bit harsh and cocky, but they DO think they can whoop our ass. That got me mad. We will give Sherbet to an ally, or if another army already owns it, we’ll give it back to them from Monster Force.

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OPRAH INVASION

NOTE! We will be having an oprah invasion on the Monster Force chat TONIGHT! It’s a chance to say HI XD. BE ON NACHO CHAT AT 9 PM EST TONIGHT.

Yesterday’s Tundra invasion was a bit sloppy, which is why I am scheduling a training.

I am not going to give the details in this post. To find out where the training is, you need to be at

NACHO CHAT AT 2 PM EST(11 AM PST)

There I will give the information of where to go.

Comment if you can make it.

Updating Nacho H.O.F. at the moment.

Ltshaqcena10, Terrking24, Maxwell 605 were inducted into the Nacho H.O.F.

ONLY ONE WW LEADER AGREED TO THIS AT THE MOMENT. LET ME GO CHANGE THAT -Shadow2446

Well WW and Nachos are having a happy time because we are officially declaring Tundra to be ours 50/50 the next time we invade. ACP is backing down. Thanks Dryvit, it’s good to know ACP can have a negociating leader. Also good job to ACP who had a good last minute battle. A Tundra pact will be written up after we take it. I don’t want to step out of my bounds, but I with WW and Nachos are declaring war on BB and RPF. I dont think either side should have anymore allies then they already do. Maybe BB and RPF can rally up a few but I think WW and Nachos are good. Bobsled may be split between Nachos and WW or may not. Negociations are currently being made. Not to be a control freak but a battle plan should be set in motion. I think…

Wednesday, July 29th

4:00 Eastern Time

Tundra (duh)

We’ll be meeting you at the dirt road. This will give everybody a day of relaxation before the battle. Remember in this war all battle must be scheduled 24 hours beforehand in order for them to count. Battles last an hour long… No CANBA.

P.S. I made this idea about WW and Nachos so back off glory seekers wishing to steal my idea -_-

“All your cookies belong to me!”

-Da Cookie Monsta…

P.S. CPArmyCouncil.wordpress.com is starting up a Hall of Fame. I know we aren’t in the council but we still have a right to send in our veterans for the council. Comment which 5 Nachos deserve to be in it and it will be my duty to work as hard as I can to get them in there.

“Eulalia!!!” -Tom Wolf

Aka here.

The battle in Tundra occured today between 3:00pm and 4:00pm EST. It’s really hard to decide who won, because ACP showed up even though it was strictly the Tundra Union vs Nachos. However, despite it being ACP+WW+RPF(which HAS grown larger)+BB+Noob Armies vs The Nachos, I believe that either if we won or we lost, we still stood toe to toe with the largest army in Club Penguin, along with 3 recovering armies, thereby now have earned the right to be the largest army in Club Penguin.

Pics are in chronological order:

I hope you guys (especially most of ACP) will at least agree to a tie on this one. These pics obviously show our might vs ACP+the Tundra Union.

More pics to be added.

-Aka

Person – Here are the pics I got:

Nacho Army Stats including financial and pageviews.

TOTAL PAGEVIEWS: 959,445

Pageviews from January 1st 2009 to July 27th 2009: 840,343

Average views each day from January 1st 2009 to July 27th 2009: 4049

Most views in one day from January 1st 2009 to July 27th 2009: 15,178

Most searched term from January 1st 2009 to July 27th 2009: “nachos of club penguin”; 7,972

Total comments as of July 27th 2009: 31,440

Active Nachos: 390

Ranked Nachos: 2300

Total posts as of July 27th 2009: 489 posts

Toolbar information

Total Nacho Toolbar installations as of July 27th 2009: 293

Active users using Nacho toolbar on July 27th 2009: 80

Most earned in one day from toolbar: $20.16; May 10th, 2009.

TOTAL EARNED FROM TOOLBAR AS OF JULY 27TH, 2009: $154.86

TOTAL TRANSFERRED TO ACCOUNTS: $131.54

List of Purchases to and from PAYPAL account

(-80.39)Transfer of $80.39 to BANK ACCOUNT.

(+30.00)Transfer of $30.00 from BANK ACCOUNT.

(-20.00)Payment of $20.00 to XAT [Meh personal buying (WARY)]

(-9.97) Payment of $9.97 to WORDPRESS. (I made a mistake and bought chat.nachoarmy.com)

(+51.15) Payment of $51.15 from Conduit Toolbar.

(-14.97) Payment of $14.97 to WORDPRESS (The renewal of nachoarmy.com)

(-5.95) Payment to $5.95 Club Penguin (Person’s membership)

(-14.97) Payment of $14.97 to WORDPRESS (the renewal of the websites CSS)

(-5.95) Payment of $5.95 to club Penguin (Aka’s membership)

Total money left for Nacho Army purposes: $83.05

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I was REALLY bored and felt like showing off.