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Nacho Stories

These stories below are from soldiers of the nacho army that sent in their own stories of the way the nachos are in battles or just relaxing. Comment to have your story entered. Not all stories will be added.

A Nacho Story

By: Time689

Once upon a time, a universe, far, far, away…

Shadow was polishing his decoy rocks, while Person was recruiting, while Aka was on his PS3, while Shaq was training, while Linkin was just being Linkin, while Puckley was counting his lemons, while Terr was bored, while Smeeble slept, while Time was training, ACP invaded Mammoth.

“Get your butts to Mammoth!!” Shadow yelled.

“Yes sir!” Puckley responded.

Billybob was strolling through Mammoth, until ACP surrounded him.

“WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?” Billybob screamed in rage.

“We are invading this server, SO BACK OFF!” Oagalthorp said.

“Yeah!…” Shaboomboom back’d up sarcastically.

Suddenly, the Nacho division, Army, showed up. It was a battle.

“FIRE!” Person yelled.

“King Kinz, get into the Cat Tank!” Linkin said.

“Sir, I don’t have a liscence…” King Kinz responded.

“Okay, Time get into the Cat Tank!” Linkin tried again.

“Yes sir!” Time answered.

So Time fired at the Pepto Bismol© building. (Oagalthorp LOVED Pepto Bismol)

While the town was being fought over, the Air Force division was protecting Shadow’s ‘Decoy Rock Factory’.

“Guard the entrances Rabo! Guard it with your life.” Shaq ordered.

“Okay, I’ll die over it…” Rabo answered.

While they were fighting over the warehouse, the Navy division were at the Ice Berg. (Linkin was leading)

Linkin yelled, “Come on Tomb you slow-poke!”

“Yes sir..*pant pant*” Tomb gasped.

Linkin and Tomb took the ‘Secret Tunnel’, they surprisingly met Aunt Arctic on the way. “Why hello, boys! Have a cookie.” Aunt Arctic said softly.

“Ehh, OKAY!” Linkin said.

So Linkin and Tomb and some others were on there way. The tunnel lead them to the Pizza Parlor, Linkin peeked up, and saw Boomer in a port-a-potty, it said, “Occupied FOREVER”

“Hmmph, should’ve known.” Linkin laughed.

At the town, Time was firing the cat tank, the rest were fighting on ground.

Bat showed up, and asked, “Person, can UMA help fight?”

“Sure, but you have to get the army here…NOW.” Person smiled.

A couple minutes later, UMA was ALL over club Penguin, Person and the others smiled cheerfully.

UMA, Nachos, and ACP went to the Snow Forts, it was now a huge war.

Puckley felt something weird in his pocket, he pulled out a lemon. “This ought to do the trick!”

Millions of lemons attacked ACP soldiers.

Person told Aka to lead the rest of the battle, he was happy.

Oagalthorp whispered to Shab, “Are your boxers on too tight, mine are!”

Aka took charge of the Cat Tank, he fired at the “Boxer store”, Oagal looked like he was going to wet himself.

Aka saw a butt-load of ACP soldiers (coming up the rear O_O) and threw his specially designed sombreo and cut them all in half near-instantly.

Bat had to leave, so Lots of Pie took over, he was determined to win.

The battle was almost over, the Nachos and UMA took the final charge. Half of ACP were still recovering from the crazy lemon attack. So the 2 armies took the battle, and finished it.

ACP were gone.

“WE WON!!” Everyone yelled.

Moral: ACP shouldn’t invade Mammoth.

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Puckley’s Biography

By: Time689

Once upon a time, an planet far, far away, Puckley was born.

Puckley was raised by his parents. His parents owned, “The Lemon Factory”. So Puckley always had a strange obsession with lemons.

“LEMON!” Puckley screamed. This was Puckley’s first word. So his parents gave him a truck load of lemons.

A couple years later, he was 5, he was sleeping one night in his own bed, his bed had a sheet on it with pictures of lemons all over it, his room had painted lemons on the wall, and in his shoe drawer, he had a lemon.

Puckley was at his first day of school. He met a penguin named Pringle. Pringle also had a obsession, a obsession of saying, “Bonk”. “BONK BONK BONK BONK!” The 5 year old Pringle said.

“Hello, Pringle!” Puckley said cheerfully. “My name is Puckley.” Puckley’s back-pack was stuffed with his lunch, his lunch was, of course, lemons.

After sometime, Oagalthorp came to the lunch table, he also had an obsession, a obsession with Pepto Bismol©. “Yellow! My name is Oagal!”

“Why hello, my name is Puckley. You can call me Puck.” Puckley answered.

“My name is Pringle!” Pringle screamed!

“My name is Oagalthorp!” Oagal said when he just finished his Pepto Bismol bottle. “Do you know where the next Pepto Bismol store is?”

“Nope, I have no idea.” Puckley answered.

Over the years, Oagal left school, and went to work at the Pepto Bismol shack. Pringle & Puck were in college now.

After college, Puck went to the Nachos as a co-leader, and Pringle went to RFW, as a Leader. Oagal, well Oagal, he died of too much Pepto Bismol.

“Let’s recruit!” Puckley said cheerfully to the nacho soldiers, “White House, Town”

It was awesome! Puckley & Pringle were awesome.

One battle, Pringle & Puck shut there eyes, and they went…UP THERE.

Moral: Don’t doubt Puck and Pringle.

A Day in the Life of a Nacho Head General

By Pengyster48

*get on chat*

Pengyster48 *pcing Person*: Hey Person

Person: I will give you a blowjob for just $2:00. Can you put that in a non perverted way?

Pengyster48: Uhh…

*switch back to main chat*

Random N00b: HELP ME AT MAMMOTH!!!11!! I NEED BAK UP!!1!!1 ACP IS ATAKING!!11!!

Pengyster48: I have kicked Random N00b. Reason: N00B!!!!!

Person: All Nachos to Fjord to recruit!

Zzztops: Yes me lord.

Pengyster48: But I am le’ tired…

Person: Well take a nap, THEN COME TO FJORD!!! :@

Flarry: Party in meh pants

Jayson: Yay!!!

Cookies: WHERES THE PRUNE JUICE!?!?!?

Pengyster48 *pcing Person*: So how’s it goin?

Person: *no response*

Pengyster48: Hello you there?

Person: *no response*

Pengyster48: You it’d be nice if you replied once in a while…

Person: *no response*

*switch back to main chat*

N00b: Person you’re so cool!1!!1!

Person: *once again, no response*

Some other n00b: Person is like the best leder eva!!!11!

Pengyster48: *rolls eyes*

Jayson: Here Pengy, have a lemon whiskey *crashes into pole*

Pengyster48: Thanks Jayson! *chugs whiskey* Mmm

Flarry: Who wants to go streaking across CP with me?

Pengyster48: Me!!!!! *falls on floor unconscious*

Person: Let’s leave that guy on the floor. He never did anything for Nachos anyway.

Zzztops: Yeah. It’s not like he raised me in the Nachos and taught me everything I know.

Person: Exactly.

Oagal: WHERES THE PEPTO BISMAL!?!?!?

Shadow: DIE!!!! *throws rock at Oagal*

Flarry: G2g hide in MJ’s closet.

Jayson: I’m comin too.

Pengyster48: *eventully gets bored and leaves*

THE DAY OF RECKONING

A CIVIL WAR STORY BY TOMB147

Chapter 1: The Beginning

THE DAY WAS CLEAR, NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY.

ZIPPY500 WAS LEADING A SCOUT MADE UP OF 5 PEOPLE ON FJORD, WHEN SUDDENLY; TOM WOLF APPEARED WITH DOUBLE OF WHAT ZIPPY HAD.

STARTLED, ZIPPY STUMBLED ON A ROCK WHILE TOM WOLF LAUGHED TO HIMSELF.

“PATHETIC”, HE SAID.

“THE GREAT ZIPPY CANNOT EVEN MANAGE TO HOLD HIMSELF UP, MUCH LESS LEAD AN ARMY.”

ZIPPY ROSE BACK, “HOW DARE YOU, YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO THAT WE LEAD EQUALLY!”

“PFFT” YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW THAT YOU CLEARLY TOOK CONTROL OF THIS ARMY WHEN I LEFT FOR VACATION!”

“HOW DARE YOU! EVEN IF I DID TAKE OVER, I DIDN’T MEAN IT!”

“WELL GUESS WHAT, TOM SAID, I REALLY DON’T CARE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!”

“THAT’S IT” ZIPPY SAID.

IT’S WAR.

Chapter 2: WAR.

ZIPPY LEAPED UP AND ORDERED 50 TROOPS FROM THE BARRACKS (LOCATED AT BLIZZARD)

TOM ALSO, CALLED IN ABOUT 40, IT WAS A TIE.

“AS YOU CAN SEE” ZIPPY SAID,

WE ARE MATCHED.

“THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK!” SAID TOM

“BOOOOM!!”

THE GROUND RUMBLED AND A FISSURE ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE GROUND CRACKED. THE AIR TURNED INTO A MISTY DARK COLOR.

“I SHOULD’VE KNOWN, ALWAYS QUICK WITH THE EXPLOSIVES EH TOM?” SAID ZIPPY.

“THAT’S NOT ALL I GOT!”

AND ALL OF FJORD STOOD STILL, WAITING FOR WHAT TREASURIES WOULD COME NEXT.

“ARGHH!” TOM SAID.

YOU THERE! EHHH *READS NAME TAG* TERRYKING24

“WHERE IS THERE AIR ASSAULT?”

“UUH, SIR, IT SEEMS THAT ALL OUR AIR FORCE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT!”

“WHAT!??!” TOM YELLED.

SUDDENLY, ZIPPY STARTED TO LAUGH TO HIMSELF,

“LOOKS LIKE YOUR IDEA OF A FJORD NAVY WAS A GOOD IDEA EH TOM?”

“HOW DARE YOU!”

THAT NEXT SECOND, THE ICEBERGS OF FJORD SHOOK WITH A RUMBLE.

“HERE THEY COME” SAID ZIPPY.

Chapter 3: Navy and Army Clash.

THE NAVY WAS AMAZING, THERE BLUE AND WHITE UNIFORMS SHOOK TOM’S SIDE UP A BIT.

THERE APPEARANCE, ATTITUDE, AND PERSEVERANCE WAS AMAZING!

THE NAVY SURROUNDED ZIPPY’S SIDE.

“READY TO GIVE UP TOMMY BOY?” ZIPPY SAID.

“NOT JUST YET ZIPPY” TOM SAID.

“I’VE GOT MEH OWN TRICKS!”

AND FROM THE COVE CAME THE ARMY.

THEY ROARED INTO FORMATION IN BACK OF TOM.

THAT’S WHEN ZIPPY SAID,

“NAVY! FORMATION 500!”

Chapter 4: Formation 500

SUDDENLY, THE NAVY FORMED INTO THE SHAPE OF A TRIANGLE!

“TRY BEATING FORMATION 500! OTHERWISE KNOWN AS, FORMATION CHEEZ IT!” SAID ZIPPY

THE TRIANGULAR MONSTER CHARGED INTO THE CROWD, KNOCKING DOWN ABOUT 30 NACHOS ON TOMS SIDE.

TOM YELLED AND JUMPED UP

“ARMY, CHARRGEE!!!”

SPEARS CLASHED, SWORDS ROSE, HOCKEY STICKS SNAPPED.

IN A FEW WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT,

IT WAS CHAOS.

Chapter 5: The Resolution.

FINALLY AFTER BATTLING FOR ABOUT 5 HOURS, TOM ROSE TO HIS FEAT,

“THIS IS POINTLESS ZIPPY!”

“YOU THINK?” ZIPPY YELLED FROM THE SIDELINES.

“ALL WE DID WAS CAUSE CHAOS AND DESTROY THE LIVES OF FELLOW NACHOS.” ZIPPY SAID.

“YES, PLUS WE STARTED TO FIGHT FOR NO REASON”

“WRONG.”ZIPPY SAID.

“EXCUSE ME?” SAID TOM.

“JUST KIDDING”, ZIPPY SAID CHEWING A RANDOM CHEEZ IT.

“WELL OL’ FRIEND, READY FOR A NEW BEGINNING?”

“YOU KNOW IT.” SAID ZIPPY.

THAT DAY, 5 CAT TANKS WERE LOST AND ABOUT 50 – 60 FELLOW NACHOS FELL THAT DAY.

WHILE ZIPPY AND TOM WERE WALKING BACK TO BLIZZARD THEY SPOTTED A FIGURE HIDING IN THE DARKNESS.

“WHATS THAT?” TOM SAD.

“EHEM, SOLDIER SHADOW2446 REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR! ERR, SIRS!”

“COME ALONG SON, I THINK YOU’LL FIT IN JUST FINE HERE…”

THE END.

Lost in war!

By:Zzztops

Prolouoge

Somewhere in the future
A massive world war had broken out in ClubPenguin. CP warfare had become popular amongst players again. The massive growth of armys ensured all out war… ranging from armys with websites…. too noob armys made at the last second. While the suddenly unexpected growth happend major armys started to bicker with each other. Soon all armys were enemies…. no allies. Soon with all of these effects stacking on top of each other…. ClubPenguins biggest world war was born….

Chapter 1

Jimmy walked around the town of Abominable. Penguins appeared to be rushing everywhere. Penguins were warning others of war at the snow forts, ice berg, and all over. Jimmy, very confused by all of this chaos decided to ask someone. Jimmy saw a person in the ACP named Bobcatboy. Jimmy ran up to Bob “What is happening?!” Jimmy screamed at Bob. Bob stared at Jimmy…. “Ughh this is going to take ALOT of explaining, luckily you found a CP warfare blogger” Bob said. After Bob explained Jimmy was just about to join ACP… when all of a sudden….. a massive group of UMA, RPF, IW, WW,tons of noob armys….and of course Nachos!!!! charged into town. Penguins Bodys were flying everywhere left to right! Guns were shot, and soon the town was full and the rooms around it were too! Jimmy did not know what to do! A loyal Nacho named KingKinz yelled “Hey you get behind me!” Jimmy ducked beind King. AkaBob the Nacho leader yelled ” Damn it keep firing Nachos!” Akabob stared at Jimmy and AkaBob said “You a recruit?” Jimmy, confused and baffle said “yeah… I guess” Akabob then said “Get too the Forest all recruits are there!” Jimmy hiked off….

Chapter 2
Jimmy soon reached the Forest to find a medium sized Nacho recruit camp. Jimmy ran into the Nacho Co-leader Puckley’s tent who was put in charge to recruitment by Akabob. “Soo your a new recruit?” Puckley asked. Jimmy nodded “Have a Lemon” Puckley said as he handed jimmy a lemon from a box. “Thanks” said Jimmy. Jimmy then went outside into the training ground with Puckley and the other recruits. “Ok recruits today you will learn basic snowball firing tactics!” Puckley said as he handed all the recruits a basic snowball pistol. “What the hell is this?” A recruit named Cookies asked? “It is a basic training weapon…” said puck. Cookies shot a bullet at a target “This is as faulty as your training skills” Cookies said to Puckley. Puckley resisted the urge to lemon bomb Cookies. “Now then” Puckle said. But right than the UMA came charging into the recruitment camp! “Take this place down!” Said Jackfrost an UMA leader leading the Raid. “Ruuuunnnnnnn!!” Puckley yelled “I will hold them off with my lemon bombs! Jimmy ran and escaped in all the confusion.

Chapter 3

Jimmy who was now lost, afraid, and lonely went into the pizza parlor hopeing to find some kind people ready to greet him with pizza. Instead, When Jimmy walked in he found the hole Pizza parlor demolished…. Then he saw a small tribe called the tikis. Jimmy pulled out his training pistol “Keep away” he warned. A tiki named Sumom jabbed him with his rod. “Yeeeoooowww!” Jimmy yelled. Jimmy then pulled out his pistol and shot the tikis dead. “Did I just…. KILL some people?!” he asked himself.

Chapter 4

Jimmy left the Pizza parlor into the Plaza to find… Nachos killing a noob army called “the bandits” “BOINK!” Yelled Pringle as he wacked the Bandits leader with a baseball bat. Imandreas the bandit leader fell to the ground. Jimmy approached Person one of the nachos main leaders who was regrouping the sccatered recruits. “You in charge?” Jimmy asked. “Of course I am” said Person…. “and are you one of the sccatered recruits?” “Eeerm yes” Jimmy said. Person said “Welcome to the Nachos then you are now a soldier.” “Go see Rabo for a better weapon” Jimmy was directed to Rabo. ” Take this” Rabo said as he handed Jimmy an AK-47. “Thanks” Jimmy said, Rabo replied by saying “Meh”. “Ok all we are going to be charging IW in the Snow Forts!” Jimmy thought to himself “Ohh no”

Chapter 5

“Ready? GO!” Person gave the command and the Nachos charged into the Snow Forts. “Get Behind the fort at the top!” The Nachos charged behind the snow fort at the top…. and the firing began. Iceyfeet1234 the leader and creator of the IceWarriors was prepared. It appeard all of IW were at the Snow forts….. only a few Nachos were able to fit into the Snow Forts. Jimmy was one of the one’s lucky enough(or in his case unlucky enough) to get into the snow forts. Person could not get in and the Nacho troops attacked the IW in a disorderly mannor, sadly the Nacho troops were falling at a rapid pace. Iceyfeet yelled out “Everyone charge the Nachos… LETS FINISH THIS GROUP!” The IW started to charge! Jimmy and the remaining Nacho troops were about to be joke bombed but just then….. A Nacho cat tank flew into the battle field and blocked the charging IW troops! The cat tank broke the Snow Fort’s penguin capacitator and the Nachos charged in! Snow guns fired, Snow swords clashed, and orders were being yelled! Person shouted “Nachos make a line!” the Nachos soon had a line. Then as if the action could not get anymore tense…. UMA charged in! Icey yelled “retreat!!!” The UMA chased after the IW…. leaving the Nachos the Snow Forts.

[MORE TO COME SOON!]

Inside WWIV

By: Cro3000

Chapter 1
“Leading”

In the deep smoke of the future CP WWVI, There was a Brave Nachos Squad. It was Lead by a Fellow Grand General Named Gamer. I, Major, Cro,was very addicted to war games, and knew a lot about surviving in a war zone.
Nacho bombers flew Over head the Squad. “Okay!”,Said Gamer, “I want everyone to be Sharper than a steak knife!” “Mmmm. Steak!” Said Police. “Shut up!” , Gamer yelled. “Anyway, you guys are going to have to be alert of everything in your path. ACP Pepto Bisma Tanks, Gold Flamethrowers, and of coarse, Noob Banzi’s.” He Warned. “Cro, your leading this. I need my Lemon Whiskey.” “Okay Gamer, But those ACP Peto Bisma tanks seem kinda dangerous. Especially because Oagal is gonna be sucking on the tanks!”, I said “C’mon, Squad. We got Back Stabbers to pwn!”. The squad followed. “TANK!!!”,Screamed Korei. “CRAP!” I yelled. “GET YOUR BUTTS’ BEHIND THE WALL!”
That was the least of our problems. A Noob Banzi Group Who call themselves “The BackStabbers” Were Charging towards us with VERY Sharp Bayonets. “WHERE THE HELL DID THEY MANAGE TO GET THOSE GUNS?!” Jar Screeched. “GAH!” Police yelled. “I’M HIT DAMMIT!”
To be Continued…

GENTLEMEN

By AkaBob22

One day the Gentlemen were hanging out by 2fort, waiting for the evil (ACP) Blue Team to arrive. Soon, the Gentlemen, thanks to Jayson’s scope, noticed a Blue Helmet cross over the battle lines. The War was on.

Puckley quickly started building a sentry gun, Qwerty was spy checking, and Aka was smoking 700 ciggarettes at once and coughed up a lung in the process. Suddenly, Police lit a Spy on fire! It was Seanehawk! Seanehawk tried running away, only to run into Linkin’s Mini-gun and was made into swiss cheese. Linkin the proceeded to pick up Seanehawk’s dead body, put him in a Sandvich, and ate him, killing Quince instantly. One down, 8 to go.

The Gentlemen were guarding the Intelligence (yes, everyone was), when suddenly the Blu Medic (Saint) and the Blu Heavy (Dryvit) ran in, Uber-charged! However, they fell short when Policeman used his compression blast and blasted him outside the Intelligence room, cancelling the Uber-charge. Jayson just so happend to see the whole thing, and used his machete to kill Saint, while Aka came out of…. uh…. nowhere…. and back-stabbed Dryvit. Jayson started Sniper humping and Aka started Spy crabbing over the dead bodies, lol.

Meanwhile, Naruto and and Korei were sitting up by the spawn, watching for enemies. Suddenly, the Blu Pyro (Boomer) runs in and starts trying to flame everybody! Puckley ran in from the stair case going to the intelligence, and fires 6 shotgun blasts, which (along with Naruto firing madly) eventually kills the mumbling beast. However, Korei was beyond repair, and exploded into a million pieces.Puckley then picked up all of the pieces, and built a new Korei, Korei4.

“WE HAVE TAKEN THE ENEMY INTELLIGENCE” said Mcnuggetboy, while Pringle was bobbing and weaving all over the place, bonking the Blu Scout (Flappy) over the head, killing him instantly. Pringle runs, runs, runs, and finally jumps onto the 2forts bridge cover/roof, and runs to the Red Battlements, where he promptly says “BONK!”, but his head then explodes backward from getting shot in the head, by the Blu Sniper (Stev). His body laying in a crumpled heap, King Kinz swears that maggot will pay. Dodging sniper shots, King rocket jumps up into their battlements and smacks that sorry look off Stev’s face with his trench shovel. King then says “This is MY world! You are not welcome in MY world!”

6 down, 3 to go. Too bad it wouldn’t last long.

In a desperate bid to end the match quickly, the Blu Engineer (Clintos), and the Blu Demo-man (Divotoo) start setting up a base right next to the Gentlemen spawn after Divotoo blew up Puck and his all machines (or did he?). However, Aka had unnoticingly killed the Blu Soldier (Thebest22), and disguised as him, getting behind enemy lines. Aka then stood by the dispenser, waiting for the perfect moment. Divitoo didn’t realize this match was sudden death, so he had his back turned, while Clintos was upgrading his sentry. Aka seized the oppurtunity, and then: “SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!” Aka then quickly back-stabbed the Engineer while he cloaked and ran back to the Intelligence room. One more to go.

Divitoo started freaking out and became paranoid, setting up stickies aat every entrance and swinging his bottle everywhere, making a back-stab impossible. However, Divitoo forgot the teleporters (50 cent and Tomb), and all the Gentlemen still alive teleported into the battlements. Everyone started madly firing at all the stickies guarding the entrance, and pushed them over by the Demo-man. Rca blocked his only escape (the area below the Red Spawn), so now HE was trapped in the room. Divitoo paniked, and decided to run out, where Rca promptly killed him, blasting his pieces all over the room. “VICTORY” Said Mcnuggetboy, and the round was over.

220 Responses to “Nacho Stories”

Ads354 said

May 24, 2009 at 4:20 pm
pepto bismol lol and how come im not in the story i couldve got my Budweiser lemon tank
Greymatter25 said

May 24, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Hehe. Pepto bismol.
Pengyster48 said

May 24, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Cool
cyborger said

May 24, 2009 at 5:09 pm
cool
Flo Rida 111 said

May 24, 2009 at 6:06 pm
cool im in the top 5 comments!!! and 5 is my bball number!!! booya!
candyboy280 said

May 24, 2009 at 6:18 pm
NICE NEW PAGE
Atjks said

May 24, 2009 at 6:22 pm
6th comment “woot woot”!
mcnuggetboy-LEADER OF NUGGETS said

May 24, 2009 at 6:30 pm
lol nice story
wobbleman692 said

May 24, 2009 at 6:35 pm
lol
zzztops said

May 24, 2009 at 6:41 pm
xD
sethimine said

May 24, 2009 at 9:06 pm
lol is that when they onvaded the recruting session?
RFW Leader Pringle64 said

May 24, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Add a bonk part involving me in it!
dj12388 said

May 24, 2009 at 9:16 pm
11th comment booooo-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
puckley said

May 24, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Rofl. That’s hilarious.
Waddle5897 said

May 24, 2009 at 9:26 pm
LMFAO!!!!!

ps: can i be in the story? please
Aliencheeze said

May 25, 2009 at 5:45 am
>:D LOL funnah
Moral: ACP shouldn’t invade Mammoth. <— tottaly goes with wat happened yesterday also
Timmy178 said

May 25, 2009 at 6:31 am
OMG xD
salitia said

May 25, 2009 at 8:55 am
Better Moral: Lemons do the trick.
Zayer said

May 25, 2009 at 10:15 am
nice! by the way, what’s with puckleys obbsession with lemons? Anyways, I thought it was pretty good. !!!
A loyal officer,
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ℓσтѕ σƒ ριє said

May 25, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Awesome
monanoor said

May 25, 2009 at 12:40 pm
cool,ur right acp shouldnt invade mammoth
penguin75111467 said

May 25, 2009 at 2:21 pm
ok good moral but what happened to aunt artic
Time689 said

May 25, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Can someone put, “By: Time689″ I’d like a little credit for what I wrote..
Kingblackeye said

May 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Ha Ha Ha “(Coming Up The Rear O_O) Wow
Kingblackeye said

May 25, 2009 at 3:22 pm
I’m Not Kiddding, That Was Rlly Funny
Kingblackeye said

May 25, 2009 at 3:25 pm
~a Loyal Commander
yorkielvr333 said

May 25, 2009 at 4:48 pm
LOL lemons pepto bizmo xD
wobbleman692 said

May 25, 2009 at 8:36 pm
lol that was an entertaining short story
theqwerty said

May 25, 2009 at 10:00 pm
why wasnt i the one who gets blown up?
pie1530 said

May 26, 2009 at 3:20 pm
rofl
Time689 said

May 26, 2009 at 3:35 pm
garfield1801 said

May 26, 2009 at 4:01 pm
thats a great and funny story!!!! the lemon attack! lol that funny!
Zayer said

May 26, 2009 at 4:17 pm
really good!!! That was really great story, though i don’t understand why puckley is obbsessed with lemons, or why oagalthorp loves pepto bismol, can someone explain this to me if you get a chance? Thanks
A loyal officer,
…
Time689 said

May 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm
hi
Time689 said

May 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm
WOAH I AM DOING BOLD!
Sirdillis said

May 26, 2009 at 7:55 pm
OMG SUPER FUNNY Haha!
Time689 said

May 26, 2009 at 10:51 pm
D=
Viv Nat said

May 26, 2009 at 11:13 pm
TOTALLY LOL MAN. ( ROFL, PEPTO BISMO)
ajxx117 said

May 27, 2009 at 5:27 pm
ya i remiber that i as ther with black jacets why wernt they it ther they helpt lol
toucansam4 said

May 27, 2009 at 6:24 pm
UR SO MEAN
Quince2 said

May 27, 2009 at 8:04 pm
O_O woooooooooooooow……
Time689 said

May 27, 2009 at 9:43 pm
wtf Toucansam?
33orange2 said

May 28, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Wow, nobody ever get a comment this early.(exept some people)
I want to try this. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooo
Pwener1 said

May 28, 2009 at 10:03 pm
ROFL FUNNY!
Jamoc A.K.A. o1o2 said

May 29, 2009 at 2:12 am
Kingz kingz get into the cat tank um sir i dont a liscence LOL!!!!!!!!!
extrpeng said

May 29, 2009 at 7:34 am
wow. Sad in a funny way and funny at the same time…
Snuggles0507 said

May 29, 2009 at 3:26 pm
OMG LOL PEPTO BISMOL HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ianspenguin said

May 29, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Nice xD ACp’s gonna be pissed when they see this. When I get a higher rank, I’ll get a licence.
salitia said

May 29, 2009 at 10:15 pm
I think of lemons as gods… but Puckley is obsessed O_O
1ymapinky1 said

May 30, 2009 at 11:55 am
Nice!
Timmy178 said

May 30, 2009 at 7:50 pm
xD
Waddle5897 said

May 31, 2009 at 7:26 am
XD another one…
tryeuwqiop said

May 31, 2009 at 11:02 am
nice storys
Waddle5897 said

May 31, 2009 at 12:35 pm
time m ake one about person being abducted by ALIENS!!!!!!!
Icelandpri said

May 31, 2009 at 3:22 pm
You are a complete disrespect to ACP!!!
Time689 said

May 31, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Why yes, yes I am, but I was in ACP 2006- late 2007…
***Person1233*** said

May 31, 2009 at 3:26 pm
LOL, you do know that there is something called freedom of the press/of speech… Yeah, that covers our website.
greenday184 said

May 31, 2009 at 4:07 pm
icelandpri if u dont like what we say bout acp then just get off the site
dan4534 said

June 1, 2009 at 10:47 am
59th comment w00t (jokes)
I LIKE TEH 1337 LEMONS TOO!
nathancool1 said

June 1, 2009 at 3:21 pm
nathancool taking on acp leader alone

i nathancool1 was on nacho chat and some acp loser was swering he wasthere leader i changenged him to a battle at snow forts first one to leave is the loser he accepted and he left first i won that showed him i met him again the next day he was all like i won i won u lost u lost
but i won i finally admitted
Waddle5897 said

June 1, 2009 at 5:03 pm
make 1 about person being abducted by aliens!!!!!!!!!
king kinz 10 said

June 2, 2009 at 8:54 am
lol
king kinz 10 said

June 2, 2009 at 1:45 pm
once there was a guy who was so ugly every one killed them self the end
Sirdillis said

June 2, 2009 at 3:31 pm
My idea for a story

WHY ACP SUCKS

Once upon a time in a land far away…

ACP were out in the open waiting for something

Shaboom:hey ogal what are we waiting for again

Ogal:shhhhhh I heard that if we stand perfectley still then billybob might come along and we can ambush him

Boomer: OK boss now where is he

Ogal:I don’t know but for now I give the order that eveyone must now drink pepto bismol

ACP: YAY

MEANWHILE AT THE NACHO CAPITAL

Person:I’m so bored

Aka:me to

Linkin:me three

Puckley:me lemon

Aka:>>

Linkin:<>

Ogal,Shaboom and Boomer:NEVER

Person:well then charge

BOOM!!!!!!!

ACP:WTF is that a nuke your about to launch

Nachos:yes

BIGGER BOOM!!!!!!!!!

By this time ACP were obliterated and to celebrate they blew up the pepto bismol factory

Ogal from the great beyond:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Moral:ACP is no match for the Nachos
shakybadger said

June 2, 2009 at 8:11 pm
wait can anyone make a story?
Egypt rules1 said

June 2, 2009 at 8:17 pm
I LOVE LEMONS/LIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111I EAT THEM EVERYDAY I SWEAR IM NOT KIDDING.
Egypt rules1 said

June 2, 2009 at 8:18 pm
I LOVE LEMON!AND LIMES!
XRD-Blade said

June 2, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Lol, hey, nice stories Time! I, myself, like lemons too!
zzztops said

June 2, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Lost in war!

Prolouoge…. somewere in the future
A massive world war had broken out in ClubPenguin. CP warfare had become popular amongst players again. The massive growth of armys ensured all out war… ranging from armys with websites…. too noob armys made at the last second. While the suddenly unexpected growth happend major armys started to bicker with each other. Soon all armys were enemies…. no allies. Soon with all of these effects stacking on top of each other…. ClubPenguins biggest world war was born….

Chapter 1

Jimmy walked around the town of Abominable. Penguins appeared to be rushing everywere. Penguins were warning others of war at the snow forts, ice berg, and all over. Jimmy, very confused by all of this chaos decided to ask someone. Jimmy saw a person in the ACP named Bobcatboy. Jimmy ran up to Bob “What is happening?!” Jimmy screamed at Bob. Bob stared at Jimmy…. “Ughh this is going to take ALOT of explaining, luckily you found a CP warfare blogger” Bob said. After Bob explained Jimmy was just about to join ACP… when all of a sudden….. a massive group of UMA, RPF, IW, WW,tons of noob armys….and of course Nachos!!!! Penguins Bodys were flying everywere left to right! Guns were shot, and soon the town was full and the rooms around it were too! Jimmy did not know what to do! A loyal Nacho named KingKinz yelled “Hey you get behind me!” Jimmy ducked beind King. AkaBob the Nacho leader yelled ” Damn it keep firing Nachos!” Akabob stared at Jimmy and AkaBob said “You a recruit?” Jimmy, confused and baffle said “yeah… I guess” Akabob then said “Get too the Forest all recruits are there!” Jimmy hiked off….

Chapter 2
Jimmy soon reached the Forest to find a medium sized Nacho recruit camp. Jimmy ran into the Nacho Co-leader Puckley’s tent who was put in charge to recruitment by Akabob. “Soo your a new recruit?” Puckley asked. Jimmy nodded “Have a Lemon” Puckley said as he handed jimmy a lemon from a box. “Thanks” said Jimmy. Jimmy then went outside into the training ground with Puckley and the other recruits. “Ok recruits today you will learn basic snowball firing tactics!” Puckley said as he handed all the recruits a basic snowball pistol. “What the hell is this?” A recruit named Cookies asked? “It is a basic training weapon…” said puck. Cookies shot a bullet at a target “This is as faulty as your training skills” Cookies said to Puckley. Puckley resisted the urge to lemon bomb Cookies. “Now then” Puckle said. But right than the UMA came charging into the recruitment camp! “Take this place down!” Said Jackfrost an UMA leader leading the Raid. “Ruuuunnnnnnn!!” Puckley yelled “I will hold them off with my lemon bombs! Jimmy ran and escaped in all the confusion.

Chapter 3

Jimmy who was now lost, afraid, and lonely went into the pizza parlor hopeing to find some kind people ready to greet him with pizza. Instead, When Jimmy walked in he found the hole Pizza parlor demolished…. Then he saw a small tribe called the tikis. Jimmy pulled out his training pistol “Keep away” he warned. A tiki named Sumom jabbed him with his rod. “Yeeeoooowww!” Jimmy yelled. Jimmy then pulled out his pistol and shot the tikis dead. “Did I just…. KILL some people?!” he asked himself.

Chapter 4

Jimmy left the Pizza parlor into the Plaza to find… Nachos killing a noob army called “the bandits” “BOINK!” Yelled Pringle as he wacked the Bandits leader with a baseball bat. Imandreas the bandit leader fell to the ground. Jimmy approached Person one of the nachos main leaders who was regrouping the sccatered recruits. “You in charge?” Jimmy asked. “Of course I am” said Person…. “and are you one of the sccatered recruits?” “Eeerm yes” Jimmy said. Person said “Welcome to the Nachos then you are now a soldier.” “Go see Rabo for a better weapon” Jimmy was directed to Rabo. ” Take this” Rabo said as he handed Jimmy an AK-47. “Thanks” Jimmy said, Rabo replied by saying “Meh”. “Ok all we are going to be charging IW in the Snow Forts!” Jimmy thought to himself “Ohh no”

Chapter 5

“Ready? GO!” Person gave the command and the Nachos charged into the Snow Forts. “Get Behind the fort at the top!” The Nachos charged behind the snow fort at the top…. and the firing began.

“NOT DONE TOO BE CONTINUED”
tryeuwqiop said

June 3, 2009 at 12:02 am
whoa thats a really good story zzztops. i cant wait for the next part. puckley is awesome with the lemons lol.
policeman558 said

June 3, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Zzztops, Get out of the House much? LMAO
~POliceman558
mcnuggetboy and mcnuggetjr said

June 4, 2009 at 9:03 am
Nacho story
wriiten by-mcnuggetboy

While person was recruiting,aka was training,Linkin was patroling white house,puckley was dreaming about lemons,shadow was training soldiers.Suddenly ACP atacked

Linkin yelled “all nachos go to white house asap”

aka demanded puckley to get in the cat tank but puckley said “I cant I was just drinking”so aka got in the cat tank

person was firing joke bombs like there was not tommorow

Shaq came and yelled “Moo”

mcnuggetboy and mcnuggetjr came and asked “can nuggets help”

person replied and said “yes and go get in a cat tank and fire at will”

aka and person yelled “fire”

nachos and nuggets charged at acp

oagalthorp yelled “acp is winning”

shab yelled “acp owns nachos”

oagalthorp whisperd to shab “go pick me up some pepto bisma”

white house was filled with nachos,nuggets, and WW when they decided to come help nachos

Terr got some recruits in the town and yelled “recruits to snowforts”10 nachos charged to snowforts

puckley sat on the side and ate his lemons,that he was strangely obsessed with

After puckley ate all those lemons he yelled “I got to squirt”he ran to the bathroom and saw boomer run to get somemore peptobisma for oagalthorp

After there was only 2 ACP soldirs remaning oagalthorp yelled “retriet acp”noobishly

Nachos,nuggets,and WW than yelled “we win”It was a true nacho story
***Person1233*** said

June 4, 2009 at 9:47 am
I have a story..
Once upon a time, ACP was created. Hell was created at the same time. Coincidence? No.
Striker94 said

June 4, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Hey Person, Mcnuggetboy worked hard to come up with that story. If i were you, i would place it.
Pie1530 said

June 4, 2009 at 3:39 pm
rofl person!
tryeuwqiop said

June 4, 2009 at 5:48 pm
lol person
Jamoc A.K.A. o1o2 said

June 5, 2009 at 2:36 am
Time I think u should write books coz ur stories r excellent.Zzztops u got a kewl story.Nugget ur basiccly cpying times 1st story AND PERSON WTF!?!?!?
Jamoc A.K.A. o1o2 said

June 5, 2009 at 2:36 am
Time I think u should write books coz ur stories r excellent.Zzztops u got a kewl story.Nugget ur basiccly copying times 1st story AND PERSON WTF!?!?!?
redblast1000 said

June 5, 2009 at 10:28 am
I have one it’s on my blog

HQ of Runescape Conspirators For The Destruction Of Clubpenguin 1800 hours. ” The destruction of Clubpenguin is virtually in our grasp.” But sir what about them, there always watching us what if they counter attack.” “That won’t happen those fools will never have my armies power.” Meanwhile I was listening to the whole thing. “I have to tell the Nacho leaders about this, we have to put a stop to this.”

I working on chapter one check out my site. If anyone wants to right a book I’ll get them on my site http://cpdoom.wordpress.com/
bonez15404 said

June 5, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Why wasn’t i in ze story? i would be the most sarcastic, cursing soldier there. You know that 4 a fact
bonez15404 said

June 5, 2009 at 1:01 pm
How King Kinz 10 found the nachos.
One day, king had seen a penguin named Bonez15404 saying ” SEARCH NACHOS OF CLUBPENGUIN!!!” So that intrested him and he did. He started out as a trooper, and then bonez met him on the chat. At that time, bonez was a good kid, unlike now (blame person for teaching him things he shouldn’t know). So, as of now though, king kinz 10 and bonez15404 are still great friends who still meet up a lot and decide to do things. Bonez15404 is a commander and king kinz 10 is some mod rank. Though, it’s because bonez dropped out of nachoz for a bit after fighting with leaders. King and Bonez mainly do everything together. Recruiting, fighting noobs, playing games, etc.
This is How king kinz came to be
Zayer said

June 5, 2009 at 5:26 pm
once upon a time, in a quazar, far far away(a quazar is a distance of space, like lightyears, but FARTHER)
Anyways, person was typing a post, puck was rubbing lemons… errm linkin was watching puck rubbing the lemons, and akabob was being akabob.

Just then, while they were all doing wat they were doing, policeman 558 busted in and said “im the best, and not even nacho leaders can compare to me! HA!” person didn’t look away from thre computer screen, as he was doing promotions, puck was about to throw a lemon at him, but then thought twice,& started rubbing it again. Linkin said “cough noob cough” and and akabob ate him.

then tancho walked in, bribed the leaders to promote him, got fired, then there was a poll whether or not we should fire him, majority said yes, was fired, re-hired, got the leaders yelled at, and was eventually demoted because everyone felt bad for him when he said he would “commit suicide”, though we all knew he wouldn’t.

Oagalthorp walked in, trying to act casual, when he saw puck and the lemons. He stopped and stared. He’d never seen such beautiful lemons! They were just missing one thing-pepto bismol. As he started thinking of a plan to take pucks lemons, there was an odd gurgling noise, and he ran into the bathroom. 10-20 minutes later, he walked out, and the toilet was wrecked. He took a picture of it, posted it on his blog, and wrote yum…-i mean, the nachos did it!!!!

Person looked over, snapped his fingers and said “AKABOB” He rushed over
“Sup”
person didn’t respond, only pointed to the computer screen, showing oagalthorps blog. akabob took a lemon from puck, at which point puck looked around, and pulled another lemon out of his hat.

Akabob showed oagalthorp the lemon, poured pepto bismol all over it, and threw it off a cliff. Oagalthrop followed. U see where this is going…

and so, oagalthorp was gone, for now, though the nachos always had a feeling someone was watching… anyways, tancho was tancho, policeman was eaten, person dissed tancho, everyone felt sorry for him, linkin at this point has joined puckley in rubbing the lemons, and akabob was picking pieces of policeman558 out of his teeth.

Moral-mess with the nachos and get dissed like tancho-yea
mcnuggetboy and mcnuggetjr said

June 5, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Nacho story
wriiten by-mcnuggetboy

While person was recruiting,aka was training,Linkin was patroling white house,puckley was dreaming about lemons,shadow was training soldiers.Suddenly ACP atacked

Linkin yelled “all nachos go to white house asap”

aka demanded puckley to get in the cat tank but puckley said “I cant I was just drinking”so aka got in the cat tank

person was firing joke bombs like there was not tommorow

Shaq came and yelled “Moo”

mcnuggetboy and mcnuggetjr came and asked “can nuggets help”

person replied and said “yes and go get in a cat tank and fire at will”

aka and person yelled “fire”

nachos and nuggets charged at acp

oagalthorp yelled “acp is winning”

shab yelled “acp owns nachos”

oagalthorp whisperd to shab “go pick me up some pepto bisma”

white house was filled with nachos,nuggets, and WW when they decided to come help nachos

Terr got some recruits in the town and yelled “recruits to snowforts”10 nachos charged to snowforts

puckley sat on the side and ate his lemons,that he was strangely obsessed with

After puckley ate all those lemons he yelled “I got to squirt”he ran to the bathroom and saw boomer run to get somemore peptobisma for oagalthorp

After there was only 2 ACP soldirs remaning oagalthorp yelled “retriet acp”noobishly

Nachos,nuggets,and WW than yelled “we win”It was a true nacho story

moral-allys r what make good armys great
Pengyster48 said

June 6, 2009 at 6:25 pm
my story
Jamoc A.K.A. o1o2 said

June 7, 2009 at 10:14 am
Acp vs THE HOLY ROCK

One night Person was making a vid,AKA was was being born,while linkin sat on the toilet,puckley was…well eating lemons,ACP attacked fjord,cove.Saint yelled “GAMMA AND ECHO BRIGADES DESTROY THE WATER”.And well the holy rock came along and pwned everybody and person ate it.

The End

~o1o2 in plz let my story be on the nacho stories page world~(xp)
Waddle5897 said

June 7, 2009 at 12:19 pm
i wanna be in the next story
Jamoc A.K.A. o1o2 said

June 8, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Suddenly, the Nacho division, Army, showed up. It was a battle.
Cro3000 said

June 9, 2009 at 11:56 am
Chapter 1
“Leading”

In the deep smoke of the future CP WWVI,There was a Brave Nachos Squad. It was Lead by a Fellow Grand General Named Gamer. I, Major, Cro,was very addicted to war games, and knew a lot about surviving in a war zone.
Nacho bombers flew Over head the Squad. “Okay!”,Said Gamer, “I want everyone to be Sharper than a steak knife!” “Mmmm. Steak!” Said Police. “Shut up!” , Gamer yelled. “Anyway, you guys are going to have to be alert of everything in your path. ACP Pepto Bisma Tanks, Gold Flamethrowers, and of coarse, Noob Banzi’s.” He Warned. “Cro, your leading this. I need my Lemon Whiskey.” “Okay Gamer, But those ACP Peto Bisma tanks seem kinda dangerous. Especially because Oagal is gonna be sucking on the tanks!”, I said “C’mon, Squad. We got Back Stabbers to pwn!”. The squad followed. “TANK!!!”,Screamed Korei. “CRAP!” I yelled. “GET YOUR BUTTS’ BEHIND THE WALL!”
That was the least of our problems. A Noob Banzi Group Who call themselves “The BackStabbers” Were Charging towards us with VERY Sharp Bayonets. “WHERE THE HELL DID THEY MANAGE TO GET THOSE GUNS?!” Jar Screeched. “GAH!” Police yelled. “I’M HIT DAMMIT!”
To be Continued…
Little Jj101 said

June 9, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Random noobish story,
There was an all out war raging. Boomer 20 used a fart nuke and killed all of the Watex Warriors
In the distance, puckley was launching lemons in a catapult, but his love of lemons overpowered him, so every time he shot one, he caught it. Lots Of Pie was putting M-80’s in the toilet and flushing them at the time. Person had gone hippie and was using the power of two fingers; he plucked out Ogalthorps eyes, but then Pepto Bisma grew out of his eye sockets. Person got frustrated,and used a battleship to kill Ogalthorp. Ogal’s face: 0_o<PEPTO BISMA!). Akabob was trying to launch missles out of a plane but ended up jumping out. When Aka landed, the song HERE COMES THE BOOM was playing and everything was in slow-mo. Aka then took out an ak47 and blew shadows face off. Shadow said"YOU MOTHER-" Aka then shot out his voice box. Puckley finally got the guts and used the truckload of lemons his parents gave him in a previous story, and when he shot them, they turned into nukes. Ltshaqcena10 took a match, lit it, then threw it into Boomer's fart explosion(Boomer was listening to hannah montannah while the rest of the story was happening). Team gold suddenly came in and hit poor Shadow with gold bars. Suddenly UMA came in and started a hippie dance party(Which person joined in) and when they did the song Burn, baby, burn they caught on fire and made boomer's fart nuke into a REAL nuke. Down from the heavens came Chuck norris, and he picked up boomer by his hand and said " Your time is right." He suddenly shot boomer with a chainsaw ( They have those in heaven, you know.) and threw him into AKA's old plane. It crashed, and chuck norris took off his mask, and out came, TANCHO!!!
Everybody shot him, and stabbed him until heaven realized UP was not where he was supposed to go. A black hole apeared in the middle of the battle, and on chat Ltshaqcena10 said " HOLY SH*%"
And then the hole filled with poop from boomer. Tancho fell in the black hole stuffed with poop and everyone else was too. Half of puckley was still out when it closed and he saw a lemon that had not made it in the hole. Everyone was hanging on to everyone's feet. Puckley said " LEMONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he got out of the hole, pulling everyone behind him, and got the lemon.
Boomer let out another fart bomb, and killed all nacho enemies.
THE END
cro3000masterkillingsoldier said

June 9, 2009 at 8:54 pm
I think My Story’s Better…
cro3000masterkillingsoldier said

June 10, 2009 at 11:11 am
Chapter Two
Saving Private Soccer Kid

“Oh God Oh God,”, I said “They have Police! I’m so fired!” Police had gotten kidnaped by the Back Stabbers. We had blown up the ACP tanks thank to the Lemonades Puck loaned me. We ran over in to the forest only to find 3 dead IW Soldiers and a wounded Nacho Private. “Look! We got a live one!” Jar Called out.”w-whats going on…”He asked “Private. Tell me your name”, I said “Private Soccer Kid sir”,He Said weakly.

To be continued
Waddle5897 said

June 10, 2009 at 3:33 pm
CRO REMBER WHAT GAMER SAID ABOUT *COUGH* NVM
Waddle5897 said

June 10, 2009 at 3:40 pm
ONCE APON A TIME WADDLE WAS BORN *YAY!!!!!!!*
THE END
kittybobjr said

June 10, 2009 at 6:32 pm
once upon a time there was a kat named cat he would eat acp and we would all win YAY!!

ECCP, elite commandos of club penguin
Is looking for new penguins to fill spots like generals and more!
If you are a slodier in the nachos you can join BUT you must stay loyal to the nachos. (to join u cant be a nachos leader thought)

http://www.eccp.webs.com
Little Jj101 said

June 10, 2009 at 8:10 pm
My story title is {Nachos At World War infinity).
nasa7 said

June 10, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Lol that was really funny guys. You should be a Nacho Story Teller, Time.

~Nasa7~Nacho till I die~

Hmm…I wonder….Lemons vs. Peptmo Bismo…which one would win 0.0
Sirdillis said

June 11, 2009 at 6:10 pm
lemon vs pepto bismol

NUCLEAR EXPLOSION

the lemon blew up pepto bismol so the lemmon is better
clanleader67 said

June 11, 2009 at 10:07 pm
a little thing i wrote for the nachos..

The Night Of A Million Acp
One night in persons bedroom, looking at oagals dead body just hanging by persons coat rack. “I have a weird feeling that oagal’s dead body is stareing at me.” person said scaredly. “I better round up some nachos tomorrow!” person said in his head. The next morning there was a loud siren that woke everybody up! “What in the world is that aweful noise?!” person yelled. Eventually… it was heard, Saint the Acp Leaders voice, came on the sirens intercome. “Acp Round up the Oagal Farts and the Noob tanks! And get a million acp chargeing mammoth!!” Saint yelld on the intercom. “Oh crud.. i better warn the nachos!” person yelld. By the time person got to the nachos.. it was too late for kong236. The nachos escaped besides kong236 who was getting tickled by an Acp noob named ‘Thebest22′. Person tackled thebest22 and said.. “This is Cat Tank!!!!!!” and all of a sudden the ground shook and behind person, there was a cat tank and lazered Thebest22’s roman helmet made of solid gold potatoes. Person got in the cat tank and suddenly noticed Clanleader67,Time,Meadowsue,and Puckley were cought by three acp. “I got an idea!” Puck shouted. Puckley took out a lemon from chuck norrises beard and squezzed its juice into the three acp’s eyes. Person was releived and lazered the three acp. Person offered to keep the nachos at his house for the night. At persons house at 12:00 Pm, everybody was watching Law&Order. Soon everybody went to bed. The next day everybody got up and prepared everything for war. A million acp marched onto fjord thinking they could take over it. Within 2 hours 500,000 acp were downed. The battle raged on fjord like world war 2! Clanleader67 got shot and was injured, person was shot and injured.. just like everybody else. Few nachos died.. but all were injured. Clanleader said soflty to Puckley, “puck, if i dont come back… make sure you tell the leaders its been an honor servering with them.” Clanleader picked up the last Knife.. as acp was about to stab person in the heart, Clanleader67 came up and stabbed The last standing acp. Nachos win and Acp looses. “WOOHOOOO!!!!!” everybody yelld. It was a good war but nachos win.

Moral:Acp… grow up and stop attacking us
kong236 said

June 11, 2009 at 10:56 pm
i find your story full of grammatical and spelling errors. the story is badly written and its pretty stupid. i mean this story has no moral no matter what you put at the bottom of the post. thanks for including me (though my part could be better) but its just plain idiotic. maybe you should grow up.

Aka- Maybe you should find something better to do than to walk around and make everyone feel bad about themselves because they aren’t just like you.
kong236 said

June 11, 2009 at 11:28 pm
sorry aka didn’t know i was addressing you. i have nothing better to do so keep you nose out of things it doesn’t belong in.
kong236 said

June 11, 2009 at 11:29 pm
…and i speak the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts…
Slimball2007 (Flippy) IMAF leader said

June 12, 2009 at 9:36 am
102th Comment! =D
Little Jj101 said

June 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Please put my story in.
clanleader67 said

June 12, 2009 at 3:31 pm
hey cookies.. i told you on nacho chat that it was porely written, i agree. i told you cause i didnt take alot of time in real life to just make a story to post on a VIRTUAL WEBSITE
wojanna2 said

June 12, 2009 at 4:36 pm
ACP VS Nachos

*Goes on chat*

Wojanna2: Hey Guys

Shedinja777: Hey Woj

Gamer57: Hey

Coleslaw: Blah (D)

Gitter: HAII WOJ!!!

Wojanna2: GITTER!!!!!

Gitter: Hi

Wojanna2: xD

*missfrog4 logs into chat*

Missfrog4: Is smeebs on yet?

Wojanna2: No

Missfrog4: Damnit

Wojanna2: xD

Gitter: xD

*Smeeble logs into chat*

*Jayson logs into chat*

*opens PC with Jayson*

Wojanna2: Jaysonn

Jayson: ya

Wojanna2: Can I be mod? (wary)

*Jayson makes wojanna2 a mod*

Wojanna2: (shh)

Jaroziz: AAAHHHH O_O

Wojanna2: hehe

*wojanna2s bans jaroziz for 6 hours*

*jayson unmods wojanna2, and unabns jaroziz*

Wojanna2: Well, it was fun while it lasted

Jaroziz: (wary)

*Missfrog4 and smeebs logs off chat*

Wojanna2: ….

*person logs into chat*

Wojanna2: Oh Dear God (ono)

Jayson: Hey Pern

Gamer: Hey Person

Shedinja: Hola person

Jaroziz: Heyz person

Coleslaw: Bleh

Person: Get your asses to Fjord Snow forts, Now

*everyone logs into CP*

*Flarry logs onto chat*

Flarry: ALL JEWS TO HORNY HOUR CHAT

*Flarry logs off nacho chat*

Wojanna2: lol

Saint: (on CP)CHARGE

*ACP charges nachos*

Person: Nachos, Type in “CAT TANK FTW” but don’t press enter yet

*everyone types in “CAT TANK FTW”*

Saint: (on CP)ACP REGROUP BY CLOCK

N00b: hi does any1 have xats ill give u nothing for 500 xats

Another n00b: can I b nacho leader?

*Gamer kicks both of the n00bs*

Person: PRESS ENTER NOW AND CHARGE THE ACP

*every presses enter and charges ACP*

Everyone: …

ACP: ACP To White house!!

Wojanna2: (DHAT)

*ACP leaves Fjord snow forts, and goes to Fjord Iceberg*

*wojanna2 logs off CP, and goes to White house to see if any ACP are there*

Wojanna2: Guys, Don’t go to White house, ACP aren’t really there..

Aka: EVERYONE TO FJORD ICEBERG!

*everyone goes to Fjord iceberg*

Person: Everyone throw snowballs at the ACP NOW.

*everyone throws snowballs at the ACP*

*saint gets lazy*

Saint: Wherez my teddy?

*all ACP leaves Fjord*

Everyone: WE WON!!!!
Ṿịḉẋẏʓ said

June 12, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Haha… Zzztop’s story is really good.
yorkielvr333 said

June 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Woah! Zzztop’s story is good!
Time689 said

June 14, 2009 at 1:13 am
I feel, appreciated. Moo.
thunderzig22cp said

June 14, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Can I be in a story? Possibly with a tank that shoots pie?
thunderzig22cp said

June 14, 2009 at 8:40 pm
My story:
Nachos own u.
Just an ordinary day in the life. Puckley drinking lemon whiskey, Thunderzig22 eating pie (he is strangely obsessed with it), Oagalthorp in bed with MJ with some Pepto Bismol© in his hand. All of a sudden, ACP comes raging in to White House, pissing off Billybob and trying, but not succeeding, to get recruits. Nachos decide to fight back.
Person: Get to White House!
All Nachos except for Puckley: Ok!
Puckley: Will there be lemons?
Person: I guess.
Puckley: OK!
The Nachos get to White House with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Cat Tanks, a lemon tank for Puckley, and a Pie Tank for Thunderzig22.
Person comes face-to-face with Boomer.
Boomer: Ready to give up?
Person: Dude, we just got here. We’re not n00bs like u guys.
Boomer: Fine then, FIRE THE NUKE!
ACP then fires the nuke at the Nachos. After the smoke clears, the Nachos stand unharmed, wiping the dust off their unis.
Boomer: Ummm, YOU’RE DUMB!
Person: We’re smarter than u assholes. Thunder, get in the Pie Tank. Puck, get in the Lemon Tank.
Thunder: But I’m only 10!
Person: Ur point?
Thunder: Oh yeah.
Person: OK, aim, FIRE!
Boomer: WAIT!
Person: What!
ACP then fires a nuke, an atom bomb, a tank(which btw is not stronger than a cat tank) and everything else they got. All they did was kill a couple of n00bs, and destroy Thunder’s Pie Tank. Thunder then get so pissed off that he throws a 300,000,000 foot explosive pie multiple times while the Nachos ran over the ACP troops, destroyed their tanks, launched a nuke at Boomer’s head, and posted Oagalthorp and MJ making love on Youtube.
The End
Moral: Don’t mess with the Nachos. Or Thunder’s pie.

Person: O_O Oagalthorp seems to be in every single one of these stories..
Zayer said

June 15, 2009 at 9:00 pm
….. wierd….. oagalthorp is in every story, he’s always watching-*cough cough-sketchy*cough*- sorry-Flem he he.
kittybobjr said said said said

June 16, 2009 at 11:55 am
once upon i time linkin was walking in the town and he saw puckly he herd puckly say i love you lemon and i will maryy u some day. LINKIN got realy mad at puckly liking lemons and being addicted to them. linkin ran up to puckly and took his lemon and threw it up in the air where a bird cought it and took it away. puckly look at linkin then at the ground saying “you took my lemon!!!!! All the sudden puckly becam big and green and super strong. he grew twice the size of linkin. (at this point puckly is now a big hulk thing addicted to lemons his shirt has ripped of and he is super MAD) Puckly picked up linkin and screamed “MY LEMONS!!!!!!!!” and threw linkin 1000 miles out to sea. Then he went back to being puckly… The day after person said wheres linkin. Pucklys said >_>(looks left)<_<(looks right) i dont know…

moral: DONT TAKE PUCKLYS LEMONS OR HILL BECUME THE LEMON HULK
kittybobjr said said said said

June 16, 2009 at 11:58 am
once upon i time linkin was walking in the town and he saw puckly he herd puckly say i love you lemon and i will maryy u some day. LINKIN got realy mad at puckly liking lemons and being addicted to them. linkin ran up to puckly and took his lemon and thre iw up in the air where a bird cought it and took it away. puckly look at linkin then at the ground saying “you took my lemon!!!!! All the sudden puckly becam big and green and super strong. he grew twice the size of linkin. (at this pint puckly is now a big hulk thing addicted to lemons hes shirt has ripped of and he is super MAD) Puckly picked up linkin and screamed “MY LEMONS!!!!!!!!” and threw linkin 1000 miles out to sea. Then he went back to being puckly… The day after person said wheres linkin. Pucklys said >_>(looks left)<_<(looks right) i dont know…

moral: DONT TAKE PUCKLYS LEMONS OR HILL BECUME THE LEMON HULK
Dashing Snow said

June 16, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Title: Michael Jackson in Club Penguin
By: Dashing Snow
(Pheww this took awhile XD)

One day, on a dark stormy night, Dashing Snow and Reflex, identical twins, were sleeping on big bunk beds in their igloo. Dashing Snow shivered and breathes deeply. “Who’s there?” Dash asked nervously. Reflex opened his eyes. “Michael Jackson is here,” Reflex snickered. “Oh no…I better get out of here, quickly.” Dashing Snow gasped. He got up quickly and rushed to the closet. He opened the door and….. Boo! Michael Jackson jumped out. “AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT”S MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!” Dashing Snow screamed.
He ran to the plaza so quickly he was out of breath. “Are you alright sir?” Slimball2007, a penguin in the plaza asked sympathetically. “Yes, I’m ok “sir”. Why do you ask sir?” Dashing Snow asked. “First of all, don’t call me sir, sir. And secondly you’re drooling over my nachos.” Slimeball replied. “Heh…” Dash chuckled as he turned around. Michael Jackson was heading his way. “Great!” He hurried into the Pizza Parlor.
“Hello Sir! Would you like some piz-“a naked yellow penguin asked. “Not now!!!!!!” Dash interrupted. I have to hide, hmm… He hid under a table where 2 penguins were sitting. They were his friends Yorkielvr333 and Bonez15404. “Hey Dash!” they both said together. “Uhhhh, dude, why are you hiding under our table?” Bonez asked. “I’m not here, and I never was.” Dash said alarmed.
The Pizza Parlor door opened again. It was a guy named Puckley. He was selling lemons. “No advertising or selling anything besides pizza in here. Those are the rules.” said the naked penguin. “Um, sir, isn’t there a rule not to be naked in here either?” Puckley asked. “No, I can do anything I want because I’m the boss of the place.” The naked penguin smirked. Just knowing that, Puckley started taking his clothes off one by one. He also took the clothes off his lemons! Then, a penguin named Zzztops came in. “JOIN THE NACHO ARMY TODAY!” he said spamming the place. “A…nacho army?” Dash thought. He peeked out of the table curtain. There was no Michael Jackson. Dash got up and ran to Zzztops. “Can I join the Nachos? Will you stop Michael Jackson from taking over Club Penguin?” Dash asked hopingly. “Yes and yes. Both. Just follow me to the snow forts!” Zzztops smirked.
The leaders were directing fellow nachos. “What do I do now?” Dash asked. Zzztops made a wary look. “Follow the orders and put on your sombrero!” he said.
“Umm, sir, I don’t have one.” “Its only 1 stupid coin!” Zzztops said surprised. “Yea well…..” “-Just use mine for now.” He said quickly. He slipped his sombrero over Dash’s head. Heh, his sombrero was too big for him. Dashing Snow couldn’t see where he was going. *Bonk!* He hit the clock at the snow forts. “Line under me!” AkaBob said. All the nachos scattered in a line. “O.o………. Oagal should see us now. Charge that ACP n00b!” Person1233 said. Check! “That could’ve been a better charge. War faces now!” said Linkin. Dash did his famous looking war face. Heh, he was already catching on!
Dashing Snow waddled home to his igloo. He was tired after a long day; in fact Reflex was already sleeping. Dash was about to lay down when he heard a knock on the door. It was his friend Policemon558, who was also a nacho. “Hey Dash; I have bad news for ya. Michael Jackson isn’t giving up when it comes to beating up your t*ts. But uh….. The Nachos are declaring war. Nachos vs. Michael Jackson. I was like WTF. 1,000 nachos over 1 person? Sheesh….” He said. Dash fainted. He never wanted to hear the name Michael Jackson again.
The next day was the f*cking war. By this time Dash had bought his sombrero. He was pumped up and ready when Puckley gave him his lucky lemon. Oagal and Michael Jackson stared at the nachos. “One, two, three! Lemon Power! Throw your lemons at Michael Jackson and Oagal!” But it was too late for Slobbysnake, another nacho. He ate his juicy lemon. “Oh, sorry. I thought they were for eating. XD…..” He said ashamed. “Charge!” said Person1233. All the nachos charged them. “Get…off…of…me…NOW!!” Oagal shouted. “Joke bomb!”Akabob said. Dash joke bombed them. Then one hour later…
“We won! We won!” Dash yelled. “Victory Dance!” “Just wait kid. I’ll be back in your closet someday touching my @$$…” Michael Jackson said weakly while touching his flipper. Great….
Dashing Snow said

June 16, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I’m tired now lol Phewwwwwww……….
kat is spelled kewl said

June 17, 2009 at 2:35 am
Once in the deep deaths of club penguin, there were 2 armies. NACHOS, and ACP.
Boomer: Rrr I think we are the only army here so lets go be retarded and bother billybob. LETS GO BE BANNED IN MITTENS!
the only problem with boomer going there, was that the nachso had base-camp set up there, and didnt like intruders.
Boomer: wtf is all these tents?
Person: Mine, and your now a intruder. So leave, before we make you leave.
Oagalthorp: PEPTO BISMOL©!!!!!! HEHEHE (Oagal says drunkenly then faints to the floor)
Person: Is he high? i think acp made him get high
Boomer: LSFKSKD I AM NOT TAKING MY PANTS OFF FOR YOU!
Person: o my god, you are so retarded.
Boomer: I KNOW! AND ACP IS TOO, AND WE ROCK YOU!
Puckley: LEMONS WILL MURDER ACP!
Thunder gets into cat tank
Thunder: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: I NEVER SAID FIRE!
Thunder: your point…??
Boomer: My point?? I point were? (looks down) YOUR SICK!
Person: puckley come here and bring a lemon.
Puckley: bob or sally, or maranda? Sally is the sexy one.
Person: bob.
Puckely: here you go.
person takes lemon and throws at boomer. boomer dies
kat is spelled kewl said

June 17, 2009 at 2:44 am
THE HIPPIE WHO WENT TO JAIL
(all creadit goes to logan, ryan, and some other person i dont know the name of……)
CHARACTERS:
PERSON= COP
THUNDER= COP= TONY (NAME)
BOOMER= HIPPIE

PERSON: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BOOMER: SLEEPING!
PERSON: well get up youre going to jail.
BOOMER: ok….. (gets up, and walk 2 feet away, then pushes down person, and runs away hiding behind a tree)
PERSON: Where’d he go tony?
THUNDER: I dont know. but you must always eat your cereal. (boomer come up behind and pushes down cop then runs and lays down in tonys suitcase)
PERSON: THERE HE IS!
THUNDER: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SUITCASE? THATS MY SUITCASE! (Person starts to kick suitcase)
THUNDER: WHY ARE YOU KICKING MY SUICASE, THAT MY SUITCASE! (person handcuffs boomer)
PERSON: YOUR GOING TO JAIL!
BOOMER: I WANT A LAWYER!
PERSON: I AM THE LAW!

THE END!
Mister Chips said

June 17, 2009 at 12:12 pm
thunderzig22cp said

June 17, 2009 at 4:24 pm
For some reason I’m in 2 stories. I don’t know if I should be humiliated or honored.
salitia said

June 17, 2009 at 9:41 pm
I have an obbession of whacking ppl with rubber chickens
king kinz 10 said

June 17, 2009 at 10:15 pm
0_0 king kinz story

chapter 1
once opon a time in the comp. there was a world name club penguin there was a server named fjord that is were are jurney beggins. fare in the forest there was a group of nachos lead by shadow and co leaded by AKAbob. they were hunting acp noobs 0_0
they deacided to split up in groups 25 nachos lead by aka and 30 lead by shadow. Shadows group now swormed the town and saw 5 acp noods shadow soon took out his shot gun and BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM they go down. while akabob swormed the cove and found no sighn of noobs so he took a ship at the dock with a canon on it and swomed the beaches and he saw at least 6 acp noobs all to gether since u know (acp is G**) so then he shot with rage and killed one BAM! the sound was heard all through cp even through the acp servers could here the bam. BOomer,saint,shabombom,and the anoying oagal all gathered troops of acp equualing 100 troops nachos was in a hole lot of truble now. acp gathered in the snow forts. nachos in the cove nachos navy was lead my ur truely knig kinz 10 and tomb (nacho governor and mayor) army war blocking the entence and air force was u know air force was just racing up in the air for no reason. now person was at dunk and donutes when he found out about it so he quickly got in his car and drove to the battle then for got he for got his change at dunkin donutes so he went back to get it. then he got to the cove of fjord were acp aproched the forests

chapter 2
nachos blocked the door for a few hours till night came and acp took the cove we had to fall back and gather more troops so we got and recruted 10 more troops. 70 nachos vs over 100 acp noobs i mean troops (warry). so then nachos whent to beach and shadow had the greatest idea he rushed all the nachos to the beacon and one by one acp came up but the nacho kept shooting them with ak47s so nachos killed around 20 acp and lost about 1 troop named shed once rabo found out he took a group of 10 poeple to attack acp and ended up killing atleast 40 of them but with a dieing price of ending up dead all 10 nachos died that day. the sun came up and nachos had 60 poeple leaft and acp still had 90 out raged person and linkin took a cat tank with 5 poeple wich were tomb time quince and bonez and king kinz we killed at least 30 acp and nachos didnt die yet night came again pich dark now and nachos had 60 and nachos 60 all tied up when then stev came withh another 60 acp nachos seemed to be going to end up in slavory. BUT! shadow made a plan wich ended up causeing the acp to retert to cove nachos were in snow forts and camped there for the rest of the night. bonez started to think and asked person to borrow a cat tank so person said sure so bonez took it and ambushed them and killed over 10 poeple. the death of bonez was so sad king kinz swore vengence on the acp

chapte3 THE DEATH OF ______________

battle raged on killing after killing other armys tried to stop us and ended up killing there self trying to stop the nachos and acp war iw uma ww bb all failed to stop us knig kinz was still angred by bonez death that he higact a plain and bombed the acp camp 38 acp died but reinforcments came 100 acp all ready for war and 30 nachos all tired nachos got some help from the irish empire and BP so they had around 50 troops shadow lead another battle wich ended up by killing him self he took down 60 acp but he was the only one alive there then was 30 acp and 20 nachos left nachos lost anotyher 10 by a bombing and now 10 troops wich included AKAbob person jayson pcuk zzz kingkniz tomb and time and quince and shadow after we went in battle nachos lost tomb ad time and quince since they staid back to protect the retiret they killed 7 acp and so there was 7 nachos left and acp they had 23 left then nachos ran up the hill and saw a figure who was tomwolf and then they saw zippy. then behind them 700 troops and acp now got 700 as well battle ended up with 100 poeple left both sides and the 7 poeple who survived the whole battle start to end was AKA person shadow jayson puck linkin and me king kinz and after knig kinz was at the mall shoping for a pancho when he got jumped from acp and then shadow saw and shot him in the head and then aka said HERE WE GO AGAIN!
mcnuggetboy said

June 20, 2009 at 7:25 am
A day in life as a nacho 2nd Lt.
written by-mcnuggetboy

*Gets on computer and goes on nacho chat*

“hola nachos”Mcnuggetboy said

“hola” 2 noobs said

*PC’s AKA*

“Hola AKA”Mcnuggetboy said

“hola” AKA replied

“Will I get demoted if I leave to NY for vacation for 2 weeks”Mcnuggetboy said

“no”Aka replied

*Switches back to main chat*

Flarry sais “Who wants to go hide in persons closet with only a speedo that can wrip at any second on”

Jayson replies”Me”

Puckley sais “Nachos go patrol fjord if ur in navy, If ur in AF go patrol blizzard,and army go patrol whitehouse”

2 noobs reply”yes,sir,puckley u rock ur best co-leader tied with zzztops”

Linkin sais”im gonna take a nap on that log”

Puckley replies”take a lemon it will help u go to sleep”

*Linkin eats lemon*and falls dead

Puckley replies”YES,Linkin died from a poisined lemon” *Puckley than eats the same lemon not realizing its the one with poison*

Mcnuggetboy yells”Navy meet at Fjord,town”

Mcnuggetboy than sais”Can I lead?”

*No response*

Person yells “F*** my cat peed all over my sofa”

*He dosnt get kicked since he is leader*

Oagal comes on chat and yells “ACP OWNS NACHOS”

Than Oagal whispers to shab”my pantys are in a bunch”

Mcnuggetboy asks AKA”AKA, can I lead in fjord”

*No response*

Person runs to his closet opens it and yells”FLARRY YOU FORGOT THE SPEEDO”

Than patroling is over Mcnuggetboy sais”Great job in leading sir,puckley and sir,zzztops”

Puckley and zzztops say”Thx Nugget”

“AKA and Jayson start arguing about TF2″

AKA gets mad and makes a page for “gentlemen” and gives out positions

Mcnuggetboy came on late and got the last position “Narrator”

Mcnuggetboy than asked “what does narrator do?”

Naruto replies “Narrates I guess”

Mcnuggetboy than sais “Everyone is killing eachother and im narrating”

*Oagal than runs to walgreens and steals pepto bisma*

A noob yells”Person is the best leadaaaa evaaaaaaaaa!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

*No response*

Person than makes a post saying”What can I do so I can be a nicer leader”

*589 responses show up*

40 of them say”Oh Person I think ur the nicest and best leader ever and you have nothing to improve on
~~~Srgt. Noob(Hopefully now I will get a promo)~~~

Rca and Jessica start saying “want to webcam with eachother im wearing my new see through shirt”

Flarry yells “Ill webcam with you”

Flippy comes on chat and sais”New post on IMAF site”

Noob sais “Ok flippy Ill leave a comment saying how awesome you are”

Oagal yells “I GOT TO TAKE A DUMP”

*And he is never seen again*

*Mcnuggetboy drops dead from eating one of puckleys poison lemon*

And thats a day in a 2nd Lt. life

Moral-No one cares about 2nd Lt.
Eddybrek said

June 20, 2009 at 9:28 am
Hey great stroies. Witty and exciting.
Waddle5897 said

June 20, 2009 at 5:55 pm
if Waddle5897 was leader of teh nachos (O__O)
By: Waddle5897

one day waddle was eating pie when a giant, radioactive metor thingy landed on person!!!!!! and person died!!!!!!!!! so then because i am so awsome persons dead spirit made me leader!!!!! (yay!!!!)…

*gets on chat*

Waddle5897: Hola Me Amigos!!

a Whole bunch of ppl: Hola

*Waddle spams cause he is leader and no one can ban him*

Tomb: STFU!!!!

Waddle: I have banned tomb foreva reason : f*** this!!!!! (ive always wanted to do that)

Puckley: lemon lemon blah blah blah…

Waddle: shed give me all ur days and powes and xats or ill bann u and fire u and guest u!!!!!
Shed: yes sir

*shed gives waddle xats*

Waddle: W00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (smirk2)
*korei pc’s Waddle*

Korei: Waddle rrcp chat NOW!!!!!!

Waddle: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waddle: its my day off and im leader of nachos so u cant tell me what chat to go on (d)

Korei: blah blah blah blah blah blah……

*swiches back to nacho chat*

*messes around with pic cause is a suscriber now*

Waddle: <— my pic is trying to eat the lemon!!!!

Noob: acp is attacking us at mammoth town!!12!1!11!1!1111111!!!!!!1!!1!1!111!11!1[[[]'/'

Waddle: i have kicked noob reason : STFU (D)

Jakiechan: quince is a sandwitch yummy…

Waddle: STFU!!!!!!!

aka:in sovies russia sentry saps you

Waddle: im bored

*leaves and goes to play guitar hero*

TEH END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boogeyman604 said

June 21, 2009 at 8:24 am
Person vs Oagalthorp

It was a normal day. Person was recruiting,AKA was doing Gentlemen stuff,Puckley was testing his lemon shooter,and Linkin and Zzztops were watching TV. But then, Oagalthorp and his noob army stepped out of the forest. He shouted “ACP OWNS ALL!” Person shouted back “THE NACHOS WILL KICK YOUR ASS!” They both were angry at eachother. “Wait” said a bystander “We can settle this with….CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH!!!!!!!!!! They liked the idea.

They both got in the ring. The reff made Oagal take his hat off. Under that hat,was the shiniest head you’ve ever seen! It blinded 4 people. Person ripped of Oagal’s arm and threw it into the ACP side. He also puched a hole in him. While Oagal was down he did the worst thing ever. He took of Person’s hat off! “GRRR!”Person said “Uh oh said Oagal (censored) (censored) (censored) Person had tooken out Oagal”s organs. The nacho side cheered. all of a sudden, an ACP tank came in. “Am I late?” Boomer asked. Then a cat tank destroyed him.

Moral: DON”T EVER TAKE PERSON’S HAT OFF
Time689 said

June 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm
These stories are getting too n00bish
Time689 said

June 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Half of them, are copying me
akronanas said

June 21, 2009 at 6:31 pm
that was a good story
kenneth1000 said

June 22, 2009 at 10:00 am
We should call this Nacho/oagal stories cause almost everyone of these stories has Oagal in them
puckley said

June 22, 2009 at 8:09 pm
lol, Nice story, Aka.
billy mays said

June 22, 2009 at 8:27 pm
If My Worst Enemey Became Part of the ACP
by Billy Mays

One day during the summer after world war 6 (we won). I went to go annoy the acp out of boredom. I noticed someone named ryan the king of aids in acp chat. He said hi John. I left to come back to nacho chat and got every nacho to attack acp. The last acp was Ryan and I went up to him and blade’s sword fell from the sky and a random sword fell into Ryan’s hand. I pick up blades sword I cut Ryan in half and blood was everywhere. Later that day the living half of Ryan crawled into my igloo when I was watching tv. I saw him and grabed a gun and shot him. He died. Within the next year I become and leader and the Nachos win ever war for the end of time.
Linkin said

June 22, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Hey, im gonna make a story up xD. Gonna time all of this, so the Starting time is 4:55 EST, June 22nd 2009.

A new player to clubpenguin had just gotten on Clubpenguin, hopeing he could see his friend that showed him this game. He logged on to the server Fjord. When he logged on, he was at the Town. There were soliders running through the town, they we’re all wearing Green. Saint the ACP Leader had saw the new player and told him to follow them and to turn Green. So he colored his penguin green. Saint had told the Green to stay still. They had saw an enemy. While waiting Jim (The new Clubpenguin Player) was looking around at all of the people that we’re following this one person. He walked over to another solider and asked what this all was, the solider explained to him everything. He explained that they werent “The Green”. They we’re called the ACP. They we’re in a World War with everyone. He explained the enemys and what they wore. Before the ACP solider could finish asking his fellow solider more questions, A whistle blew. “GO! GO! GO!!!!!” Saint screamed. All of the soliders rushed into the Snow Forts. Little did Jim know that he was gonna run into alot of chaos.

As Jim stummbled onto the battlefeild, while dodgeing bullets, Jim was amazed. There were the Nachos and Ice Warriors attacking them. Jim felt something hit him, it was a Rifle. Jim didn’t know what to do with it. “You use it, kid!” As a random solider screamed. “But how?” Jim asked. The solider ran over to Jim and showed him how to use it, and then… BOOM. Jim’s fellow commrade had just got Sniped. Jim, shocked, Grabbed his fellow soliders Machine Gun and started to shoot randomly. Jim was still randomly shooting until somthing had hit him. A Sniper bullet. He automaticly felt Queazy, and Dizzy all at once. He had been knocked out un-concious. Jim was left behind, lying below many bodies of his fellow soliders.

Airstrikes were hitting like crazy. Jim had woke up screaming. Puckley had heard the scream, dropped his book and ran over to Jim. “Hey are you ok?” Puck asked. Hypervenolating, “I guess, what happend, I mean I was shooting and then everything just went blank….” Jim had said. Jayson walked over, “Haha. Sorry ’bout that I was snipeing, I had a bad shot.”. “Got shot myself, so my shot got messed up. Hit ya in the stomach. The bullet was taken out quick so you shoulden’t be hurt too bad” Jayson had said. “So are you interested in joining us?” Puckley had asked. “Uhm, yeah I guess. I mean I was with the ACP, is that ok?” Jim had said. “Well im not too sure, you obiously know that we’re at a World War with ACP. So I don’t know” Puck had said. “Hey Puck” Zzztops had said. “You here to take this shift? Cause I need some shut eye before this next battle.” Puck had said. “Yeah, ill take it over for ya” Zzztops had said. “So am I gonna join or am I gonna get kicked out of here?” Jim had said. “Well you are a Clubpenguin citizen, not a official ACP member. Tell ya what, ill help ya.” Zzztops had said while setting his drink down and getting up heading to the Tent. “Follow me” Zzztops had said. Jim had followed him. On the way, he was getting friendly “Hola’s” from other soliders. Zzztops had stepped into the tent where the Leaders were talking about stratagies. “For the last d*** time Person its not gonna work!” Aka had said while slamming his fist on the table. “Ehem”. “Oh hey there, Tops. What do you need?” Person had asked. “Well, you know the body Linkin had found? Yeah, well he woke up and he wants to join us. We think hes a former ACP, but he was randomly recruited at the last second. Before the invasion.” Zzztops had explained. “Guessing Pringle went in Scouting, eh?” Linkin asked. “Yeah” Zzztops had said. “Alright, well I thnik we can trust him, get him to Boot Camp with the others” Aka had said.

“FIRE!!!” Puckley, Jayson and Rca had screamed at once. The new recruits that were found after ACP’s failed invasion of Fjord were firing their Pistols and Machineguns at the targets. Pengyster was running towards Puck, When Puck had stopped Pengy to ask him what was going on. Pengy, breathing really hard told Puck that ACP was on another invasion, that they were starting to gather at the Ice Rink. Pengy had ran in to tell the Leaders what were going on. The 3 Leaders burst out of the tent screaming orders. They all sperated to their divisions. Aka had traveled up to the Dojo where the Airplanes were fuled and ready. Person had grabbed the Army and set up a Ambush at the Town. Linkin took the Navy down to the cove where the ships were ready. Missunderstanding the orders, Shed went into the Snow Forts. Right then and there, ACP came out of the Snow Forts expecting to see alot more Nachos’. Shed started to call into the radio when the Army came storming in. Person threw the radio over to Miroos, telling him to call the Air Force. Paratrooprs were falling to the ground. While Air Strikes were hitting the ground like mad. Navy soliders were sent in, Pengy ran in with the radio. Giving coordinates where to strike. BOOM. Pengy was shot was severly wounded. Bombshells were coming down on the ACP like the 4th of July Fireworks. ACP was destroyed that day, they failed their own ambush.

The day after the 2nd invasion, All of the Nacho soliders went onto the battlefeild hoping to find any survivors. All the found were over 50-60 Dead bodies, over 70 boxes of ammo, and Moriphine. All of the soliders were walking around, saddend by all of the dead bodies of their fellow soliders. They went back to the Forest where the Boot Camp and their Tents were. There was a conflict rising over a couple bottles of Whiskey that the soliders had conviscated. Jayson and Cooper. The argueing woke up all of the soliders that were asleep. Then it turned into a brawl. Person went out and tried to stop it when Aka pulled him back. “Let em go, we will do somthing about it tomorrow”. Aka had said harshly. Person had pushed Aka away. “Don’t touch me” Person had also said harshly. Aka grabbed Person and put him up against a wall. “We’ve all been through a lot today! Your not the only one in this d*** army that cares about our soliders! If we keep this up, we will end up currupt like alot of other armys out there! So I suggest you chill the hell out, go get some shut eye so tomorrow we can train 10x harder than we ever have!” Aka screamed. Person just walked away. Linkin had grabbed his Whiskey glass. “Well, have a good nights rest solider’s. We will be getting up early tomorrow to get ready for the rest of this War”. All of the Nachos said good night to each other and went to sleep.

Aka woke Jayson and Cooper up at 3 AM for a early start on training. There was a elite training course that Aka had always wanted to use, he got to use it. “If you 2 would have some d*** teamwork, then you would of completed this course and hour ago!!!” Aka screamed. Person was in the cove showing special trained soliders how to use the new secret weapon. Linkin was in the Boot Camp showing the soliders how to drive a Navy Battleship right on a simulated machine. Pringle had came in and announced that Bobsled, and Blizzard were captured secretly. They were in a tight situation. Protect the Capital or Protect a server that the Nachos had loved. They moved to the Captital. White House.

Person hung up the radio as Aka and Linkin walked in. “Any contact from any of our Allies?” Aka asked. “No not yet… The only one we’ve had semi-contact with is the spy we have over in the ACP” Person said. “There is a scheduled invasion of White House, in less than 48 Hours!” The voice said over the radio. All 3 Leaders went out to train their soliders like never before. The soliders were bruised, scratched and scrapes all over at the end of the day. The next day the soliders had a semi-day off. Puck had sat around reading Books, Zzztops slept, Aka talked with Person and Linkin about the stratagies, Jay was in the boot camp practiceing Snipeing, Rca read books also. The rest of the soliders we’re either pre-paring their guns or just lying down on their beds looking up at the ceiling. The day was quiet. The Leaders never went to sleep. They were up all night getting ready for their last stand. If the Nachos beat the ACP at their own invasion, then Breeze would be fully open. Bearly any resistance. The Nachos all woke up at the same time. Aka, Person and Linkin standing by each other, saying their maybe last goodbyes to each other and their soliders. Aka grabbed his Machinegun, took the cigarette out of his mouth and said “Lets do this”.

The Nachos walked onto a battlefeild of bullets. Bullets were raining down on them like never before. Bombshells dropped like never before. Then all of a sudden rumbling in the distance. It got closer every second then, BOOM! A missle was shot out of a Giant Cat, tearing the ACP apart. Saint started to retreat, trying to get her soliders out of there. Not too many made it out alive…

The Nachos celebrated thinking this would be their greatest win yet. But they hoped for a even more greater win against ACP at Breeze. Though ACP was heavily hurt, so were the Nachos. 100+ Soliders were either found dead or heavily wounded. The Nachos planned the invasion of Breeze to be the next day. This win would lock the win for the Nachos. Later that night, the Nachos moved to Breeze, waiting, camping in the Forest.

A whistle blew, The Nachos charged into the Snow Forts where there was heavy resistance. Person, Aka and Linkin laughed at the same time. “Looks like they’re not going down without a fight, eh?!” Linkin said. They battle raged on for hours. There were only 20 Nacho soliders left. ACP was gaining more people by the second. BOOOOOM!!!!! atleast 15 Soliders were downed by a Atomic Handgernade. Aka, Person and Linkin found themselves backed into a corner…. 3 vs. 30. Saint had came in with her Rifle and said “Finally, we can get rid of these idiots.”. Saint had aimed her Rifle at Aka, and then she fell. Person turned around and saw UMA’s sniper take down Saint. IW, UMA, WW, and RPF had came marching in clearing out the rest of the surviving ACP. Aka, Person and Linkin thanked all of the soliders that came in a time of need.

Little did they know, ACP’s old Leader was back. Boomer was back to take revenge.

(Time finished: 9:48 PM EST)
۩¤฿๏ηê乙15404¤۩ said

June 22, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Typical Nacho Hell
A story by Bonez15404 (aka Jake)

Chapter 1:
While Aka, Linkin, and Person were out having their usual mid-day drink, a huge eruption shook clubpenguin. Person yelled “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!” Aka and Linkin went over to base and yelled for all Nachos to head to the Snow Forts in Fjord to find out what was happening. The usual duet of Bonez and King Kinz decided to take a detour to get to the battle. They snuck out with cat tanks, while everyone else went into their divisions. When Air force got into their B42 Bomber class planes, a rocket came from nowhere and killed about 20 Nachos. Aka commanded everyone to get into a plane and kill the bastards shooting at them. Little did they know it was ACP.

King Kinz and Bonez were talking through their radios thinking of a plan when out of nowhere a troop of 40 ACP soldiers started raining fire onto the Cat tanks. Moments later, Bonez blasted a rocket killing some. The highest ranked ACP person commanded a retreat. King on the other hand didn’t like that idea, so he fired the turret killing the rest. As they moved on, they found the ACP training camp. They heard Saint yelling “GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR SOLDIERS!” Saint must’ve heard Bonez, because 127 ACP members reined fire all over the cat tanks. Bonez quickly grabbed a plasma grenade and stuck the cat tanks causing debris to fly everywhere. Over the intercom, Bonez and King heard Linkin yelling at them to get their little asses to the warships now. Bonez, being his usual self, disobeyed the order to pick up some ACP weapons. He ended up with a Magnum, AK47, 3 plasma grenades, 2 frags, and a trip mine. He thought it was pretty useless sh**, but kept it just in case.

Back at the army, Person started getting orders out until 3 Nachos fell. They noticed snipers were all in the trees, waiting for them. Person yelled “REIN FIRE ON THE TREES NOW! “. Everyone followed orders, but they didn’t know why. They found out when all 5 snipers fell out of the trees. The Dog said, “Holy” Person cut him off commanding them to move forward.

Bonez ran into former Nacho Tancho, when Tancho said “Can I rejoin?” Bonez just looked at him as if he was crazy and shot him in the head. Bonez then said, “ Dumb Bastard, why would we let you back?” Satisfied with his work, he finally went back to the Naval warships. On his way though, Person thought he was ACP and had the army shoot. Bonez just showed off his cursing words, and Person knew it was him right away. When Bonez finally got back to the warships, he got that B.S. from Linkin that never gets old. Linkin said “Where the hell have you been soldier?” Bonez replied quickly “the usual, killing those bastards causing this shit. 2 cat tanks down, but Saint didn’t get away unscathed.” Linkin replied, “Whatever, how many were taken out?” Bonez said” little over 100, nothing much really…”

When ACP stormed the Cove, Navy was ready with the warships. Air Force, lead by Aka, flew of the ships dropping bombs everywhere. A wall of blood sported as the ACP members died 1 by 1. The count was down to 240 Nachos and 30 ACP. ACP knew they didn’t stand a chance unless they retreated. A final form of retreat spread as all ACP dropped dead suddenly. No one knew who did it until they noticed a cat tank driving over the dead bodies. King Kinz and Bonez had just splatter killed the bastards’ right off the face of the iceberg. Nachos celebrated with whisky and liquor. They had just won WWVII themselves.
Uga77 said

June 23, 2009 at 11:24 am
Cool storys . They make me want to join (I might).
quince2 said

June 23, 2009 at 7:44 pm
*cry* Linkin that jackass killing me!
Egypt rules1 said

June 23, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Once upon a time, a universe, far, far, away…

Shadow was polishing his decoy rocks, while Person was recruiting, while Aka was on his PS3, while Shaq was training, while Linkin was just being Linkin, while Puckley was counting his lemons, while Terr was bored, while Smeeble slept, while Time was training, ACP invaded Mammoth.

“Get your butts to Mammoth!!” Shadow yelled.

“Yes sir!” Puckley responded.

Billybob was strolling through Mammoth, until ACP surrounded him.

“WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?” Billybob screamed in rage.

“We are invading this server, SO BACK OFF!” Oagalthorp said.

“Yeah!…” Shaboomboom back’d up sarcastically.

Suddenly, the Nacho division, Army, showed up. It was a battle.

“FIRE!” Person yelled.

“King Kinz, get into the Cat Tank!” Linkin said.

“Sir, I don’t have a liscence…” King Kinz responded.

“Okay, Time get into the Cat Tank!” Linkin tried again.

“Yes sir!” Time answered.

So Time fired at the Pepto Bismol© building. (Oagalthorp LOVED Pepto Bismol)

While the town was being fought over, the Air Force division was protecting Shadow’s ‘Decoy Rock Factory’.

“Guard the entrances Rabo! Guard it with your life.” Shaq ordered.

“Okay, I’ll die over it…” Rabo answered.

While they were fighting over the warehouse, the Navy division were at the Ice Berg. (Linkin was leading)

Linkin yelled, “Come on Tomb you slow-poke!”

“Yes sir..*pant pant*” Tomb gasped.

Linkin and Tomb took the ‘Secret Tunnel’, they surprisingly met Aunt Arctic on the way. “Why hello, boys! Have a cookie.” Aunt Arctic said softly.

“Ehh, OKAY!” Linkin said.

So Linkin and Tomb and some others were on there way. The tunnel lead them to the Pizza Parlor, Linkin peeked up, and saw Boomer in a port-a-potty, it said, “Occupied FOREVER”

“Hmmph, should’ve known.” Linkin laughed.

At the town, Time was firing the cat tank, the rest were fighting on ground.

Bat showed up, and asked, “Person, can UMA help fight?”

“Sure, but you have to get the army here…NOW.” Person smiled.

A couple minutes later, UMA was ALL over club Penguin, Person and the others smiled cheerfully.

UMA, Nachos, and ACP went to the Snow Forts, it was now a huge war.

Puckley felt something weird in his pocket, he pulled out a lemon. “This ought to do the trick!”

Millions of lemons attacked ACP soldiers.

Person told Aka to lead the rest of the battle, he was happy.

Oagalthorp whispered to Shab, “Are your boxers on too tight, mine are!”

Aka took charge of the Cat Tank, he fired at the “Boxer store”, Oagal looked like he was going to wet himself.

Aka saw a butt-load of ACP soldiers (coming up the rear O_O) and threw his specially designed sombreo and cut them all in half near-instantly.

Bat had to leave, so Lots of Pie took over, he was determined to win.

The battle was almost over, the Nachos and UMA took the final charge. Half of ACP were still recovering from the crazy lemon attack. So the 2 armies took the battle, and finished it.

ACP were gone.

“WE WON!!” Everyone yelled.

Moral: ACP shouldn’t invade Mammoth.

————————————–

Puckley’s Biography
By: Time689Once upon a time, an planet far, far away, Puckley was born.

Puckley was raised by his parents. His parents owned, “The Lemon Factory”. So Puckley always had a strange obsession with lemons.

“LEMON!” Puckley screamed. This was Puckley’s first word. So his parents gave him a truck load of lemons.

A couple years later, he was 5, he was sleeping one night in his own bed, his bed had a sheet on it with pictures of lemons all over it, his room had painted lemons on the wall, and in his shoe drawer, he had a lemon.

Puckley was at his first day of school. He met a penguin named Pringle. Pringle also had a obsession, a obsession of saying, “Bonk”. “BONK BONK BONK BONK!” The 5 year old Pringle said.

“Hello, Pringle!” Puckley said cheerfully. “My name is Puckley.” Puckley’s back-pack was stuffed with his lunch, his lunch was, of course, lemons.

After sometime, Oagalthorp came to the lunch table, he also had an obsession, a obsession with Pepto Bismol©. “Yellow! My name is Oagal!”

“Why hello, my name is Puckley. You can call me Puck.” Puckley answered.

“My name is Pringle!” Pringle screamed!

“My name is Oagalthorp!” Oagal said when he just finished his Pepto Bismol bottle. “Do you know where the next Pepto Bismol store is?”

“Nope, I have no idea.” Puckley answered.

Over the years, Oagal left school, and went to work at the Pepto Bismol shack. Pringle & Puck were in college now.

After college, Puck went to the Nachos as a co-leader, and Pringle went to RFW, as a Leader. Oagal, well Oagal, he died of too much Pepto Bismol.

“Let’s recruit!” Puckley said cheerfully to the nacho soldiers, “White House, Town”

It was awesome! Puckley & Pringle were awesome.

One battle, Pringle & Puck shut there eyes, and they went…UP THERE.

Moral: Don’t doubt Puck and Pringle.

A Day in the Life of a Nacho Head General
By Pengyster48

*get on chat*

Pengyster48 *pcing Person*: Hey Person

Person: I will give you a blowjob for just $2:00. Can you put that in a non perverted way?

Pengyster48: Uhh…

*switch back to main chat*

Random N00b: HELP ME AT MAMMOTH!!!11!! I NEED BAK UP!!1!!1 ACP IS ATAKING!!11!!

Pengyster48: I have kicked Random N00b. Reason: N00B!!!!!

Person: All Nachos to Fjord to recruit!

Zzztops: Yes me lord.

Pengyster48: But I am le’ tired…

Person: Well take a nap, THEN COME TO FJORD!!! :@

Flarry: Party in meh pants

Jayson: Yay!!!

Cookies: WHERES THE PRUNE JUICE!?!?!?

Pengyster48 *pcing Person*: So how’s it goin?

Person: *no response*

Pengyster48: Hello you there?

Person: *no response*

Pengyster48: You it’d be nice if you replied once in a while…

Person: *no response*

*switch back to main chat*

N00b: Person you’re so cool!1!!1!

Person: *once again, no response*

Some other n00b: Person is like the best leder eva!!!11!

Pengyster48: *rolls eyes*

Jayson: Here Pengy, have a lemon whiskey *crashes into pole*

Pengyster48: Thanks Jayson! *chugs whiskey* Mmm

Flarry: Who wants to go streaking across CP with me?

Pengyster48: Me!!!!! *falls on floor unconscious*

Person: Let’s leave that guy on the floor. He never did anything for Nachos anyway.

Zzztops: Yeah. It’s not like he raised me in the Nachos and taught me everything I know.

Person: Exactly.

Oagal: WHERES THE PEPTO BISMAL!?!?!?

Shadow: DIE!!!! *throws rock at Oagal*

Flarry: G2g hide in MJ’s closet.

Jayson: I’m comin too.

Pengyster48: *eventully gets bored and leaves*

THE DAY OF RECKONING
A CIVIL WAR STORY BY TOMB147

Chapter 1: The Beginning

THE DAY WAS CLEAR, NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY.

ZIPPY500 WAS LEADING A SCOUT MADE UP OF 5 PEOPLE ON FJORD, WHEN SUDDENLY; TOM WOLF APPEARED WITH DOUBLE OF WHAT ZIPPY HAD.

STARTLED, ZIPPY STUMBLED ON A ROCK WHILE TOM WOLF LAUGHED TO HIMSELF.

“PATHETIC”, HE SAID.

“THE GREAT ZIPPY CANNOT EVEN MANAGE TO HOLD HIMSELF UP, MUCH LESS LEAD AN ARMY.”

ZIPPY ROSE BACK, “HOW DARE YOU, YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO THAT WE LEAD EQUALLY!”

“PFFT” YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW THAT YOU CLEARLY TOOK CONTROL OF THIS ARMY WHEN I LEFT FOR VACATION!”

“HOW DARE YOU! EVEN IF I DID TAKE OVER, I DIDN’T MEAN IT!”

“WELL GUESS WHAT, TOM SAID, I REALLY DON’T CARE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!”

“THAT’S IT” ZIPPY SAID.

IT’S WAR.

Chapter 2: WAR.

ZIPPY LEAPED UP AND ORDERED 50 TROOPS FROM THE BARRACKS (LOCATED AT BLIZZARD)

TOM ALSO, CALLED IN ABOUT 40, IT WAS A TIE.

“AS YOU CAN SEE” ZIPPY SAID,

WE ARE MATCHED.

“THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK!” SAID TOM

“BOOOOM!!”

THE GROUND RUMBLED AND A FISSURE ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE GROUND CRACKED. THE AIR TURNED INTO A MISTY DARK COLOR.

“I SHOULD’VE KNOWN, ALWAYS QUICK WITH THE EXPLOSIVES EH TOM?” SAID ZIPPY.

“THAT’S NOT ALL I GOT!”

AND ALL OF FJORD STOOD STILL, WAITING FOR WHAT TREASURIES WOULD COME NEXT.

“ARGHH!” TOM SAID.

YOU THERE! EHHH *READS NAME TAG* TERRYKING24

“WHERE IS THERE AIR ASSAULT?”

“UUH, SIR, IT SEEMS THAT ALL OUR AIR FORCE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT!”

“WHAT!??!” TOM YELLED.

SUDDENLY, ZIPPY STARTED TO LAUGH TO HIMSELF,

“LOOKS LIKE YOUR IDEA OF A FJORD NAVY WAS A GOOD IDEA EH TOM?”

“HOW DARE YOU!”

THAT NEXT SECOND, THE ICEBERGS OF FJORD SHOOK WITH A RUMBLE.

“HERE THEY COME” SAID ZIPPY.

Chapter 3: Navy and Army Clash.

THE NAVY WAS AMAZING, THERE BLUE AND WHITE UNIFORMS SHOOK TOM’S SIDE UP A BIT.

THERE APPEARANCE, ATTITUDE, AND PERSEVERANCE WAS AMAZING!

THE NAVY SURROUNDED ZIPPY’S SIDE.

“READY TO GIVE UP TOMMY BOY?” ZIPPY SAID.

“NOT JUST YET ZIPPY” TOM SAID.

“I’VE GOT MEH OWN TRICKS!”

AND FROM THE COVE CAME THE ARMY.

THEY ROARED INTO FORMATION IN BACK OF TOM.

THAT’S WHEN ZIPPY SAID,

“NAVY! FORMATION 500!”

Chapter 4: Formation 500

SUDDENLY, THE NAVY FORMED INTO THE SHAPE OF A TRIANGLE!

“TRY BEATING FORMATION 500! OTHERWISE KNOWN AS, FORMATION CHEEZ IT!” SAID ZIPPY

THE TRIANGULAR MONSTER CHARGED INTO THE CROWD, KNOCKING DOWN ABOUT 30 NACHOS ON TOMS SIDE.

TOM YELLED AND JUMPED UP

“ARMY, CHARRGEE!!!”

SPEARS CLASHED, SWORDS ROSE, HOCKEY STICKS SNAPPED.

IN A FEW WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT,

IT WAS CHAOS.

Chapter 5: The Resolution.

FINALLY AFTER BATTLING FOR ABOUT 5 HOURS, TOM ROSE TO HIS FEAT,

“THIS IS POINTLESS ZIPPY!”

“YOU THINK?” ZIPPY YELLED FROM THE SIDELINES.

“ALL WE DID WAS CAUSE CHAOS AND DESTROY THE LIVES OF FELLOW NACHOS.” ZIPPY SAID.

“YES, PLUS WE STARTED TO FIGHT FOR NO REASON”

“WRONG.”ZIPPY SAID.

“EXCUSE ME?” SAID TOM.

“JUST KIDDING”, ZIPPY SAID CHEWING A RANDOM CHEEZ IT.

“WELL OL’ FRIEND, READY FOR A NEW BEGINNING?”

“YOU KNOW IT.” SAID ZIPPY.

THAT DAY, 5 CAT TANKS WERE LOST AND ABOUT 50 – 60 FELLOW NACHOS FELL THAT DAY.

WHILE ZIPPY AND TOM WERE WALKING BACK TO BLIZZARD THEY SPOTTED A FIGURE HIDING IN THE DARKNESS.

“WHATS THAT?” TOM SAD.

“EHEM, SOLDIER SHADOW2446 REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR! ERR, SIRS!”

“COME ALONG SON, I THINK YOU’LL FIT IN JUST FINE HERE…”

THE END.

Lost in war!
By:Zzztops
Prolouoge

Somewhere in the future
A massive world war had broken out in ClubPenguin. CP warfare had become popular amongst players again. The massive growth of armys ensured all out war… ranging from armys with websites…. too noob armys made at the last second. While the suddenly unexpected growth happend major armys started to bicker with each other. Soon all armys were enemies…. no allies. Soon with all of these effects stacking on top of each other…. ClubPenguins biggest world war was born….

Chapter 1

Jimmy walked around the town of Abominable. Penguins appeared to be rushing everywhere. Penguins were warning others of war at the snow forts, ice berg, and all over. Jimmy, very confused by all of this chaos decided to ask someone. Jimmy saw a person in the ACP named Bobcatboy. Jimmy ran up to Bob “What is happening?!” Jimmy screamed at Bob. Bob stared at Jimmy…. “Ughh this is going to take ALOT of explaining, luckily you found a CP warfare blogger” Bob said. After Bob explained Jimmy was just about to join ACP… when all of a sudden….. a massive group of UMA, RPF, IW, WW,tons of noob armys….and of course Nachos!!!! charged into town. Penguins Bodys were flying everywhere left to right! Guns were shot, and soon the town was full and the rooms around it were too! Jimmy did not know what to do! A loyal Nacho named KingKinz yelled “Hey you get behind me!” Jimmy ducked beind King. AkaBob the Nacho leader yelled ” Damn it keep firing Nachos!” Akabob stared at Jimmy and AkaBob said “You a recruit?” Jimmy, confused and baffle said “yeah… I guess” Akabob then said “Get too the Forest all recruits are there!” Jimmy hiked off….

Chapter 2
Jimmy soon reached the Forest to find a medium sized Nacho recruit camp. Jimmy ran into the Nacho Co-leader Puckley’s tent who was put in charge to recruitment by Akabob. “Soo your a new recruit?” Puckley asked. Jimmy nodded “Have a Lemon” Puckley said as he handed jimmy a lemon from a box. “Thanks” said Jimmy. Jimmy then went outside into the training ground with Puckley and the other recruits. “Ok recruits today you will learn basic snowball firing tactics!” Puckley said as he handed all the recruits a basic snowball pistol. “What the hell is this?” A recruit named Cookies asked? “It is a basic training weapon…” said puck. Cookies shot a bullet at a target “This is as faulty as your training skills” Cookies said to Puckley. Puckley resisted the urge to lemon bomb Cookies. “Now then” Puckle said. But right than the UMA came charging into the recruitment camp! “Take this place down!” Said Jackfrost an UMA leader leading the Raid. “Ruuuunnnnnnn!!” Puckley yelled “I will hold them off with my lemon bombs! Jimmy ran and escaped in all the confusion.

Chapter 3

Jimmy who was now lost, afraid, and lonely went into the pizza parlor hopeing to find some kind people ready to greet him with pizza. Instead, When Jimmy walked in he found the hole Pizza parlor demolished…. Then he saw a small tribe called the tikis. Jimmy pulled out his training pistol “Keep away” he warned. A tiki named Sumom jabbed him with his rod. “Yeeeoooowww!” Jimmy yelled. Jimmy then pulled out his pistol and shot the tikis dead. “Did I just…. KILL some people?!” he asked himself.

Chapter 4

Jimmy left the Pizza parlor into the Plaza to find… Nachos killing a noob army called “the bandits” “BOINK!” Yelled Pringle as he wacked the Bandits leader with a baseball bat. Imandreas the bandit leader fell to the ground. Jimmy approached Person one of the nachos main leaders who was regrouping the sccatered recruits. “You in charge?” Jimmy asked. “Of course I am” said Person…. “and are you one of the sccatered recruits?” “Eeerm yes” Jimmy said. Person said “Welcome to the Nachos then you are now a soldier.” “Go see Rabo for a better weapon” Jimmy was directed to Rabo. ” Take this” Rabo said as he handed Jimmy an AK-47. “Thanks” Jimmy said, Rabo replied by saying “Meh”. “Ok all we are going to be charging IW in the Snow Forts!” Jimmy thought to himself “Ohh no”

Chapter 5

“Ready? GO!” Person gave the command and the Nachos charged into the Snow Forts. “Get Behind the fort at the top!” The Nachos charged behind the snow fort at the top…. and the firing began. Iceyfeet1234 the leader and creator of the IceWarriors was prepared. It appeard all of IW were at the Snow forts….. only a few Nachos were able to fit into the Snow Forts. Jimmy was one of the one’s lucky enough(or in his case unlucky enough) to get into the snow forts. Person could not get in and the Nacho troops attacked the IW in a disorderly mannor, sadly the Nacho troops were falling at a rapid pace. Iceyfeet yelled out “Everyone charge the Nachos… LETS FINISH THIS GROUP!” The IW started to charge! Jimmy and the remaining Nacho troops were about to be joke bombed but just then….. A Nacho cat tank flew into the battle field and blocked the charging IW troops! The cat tank broke the Snow Fort’s penguin capacitator and the Nachos charged in! Snow guns fired, Snow swords clashed, and orders were being yelled! Person shouted “Nachos make a line!” the Nachos soon had a line. Then as if the action could not get anymore tense…. UMA charged in! Icey yelled “retreat!!!” The UMA chased after the IW…. leaving the Nachos the Snow Forts.

[MORE TO COME SOON!]

Inside WWIV
By: Cro3000Chapter 1
“Leading”

In the deep smoke of the future CP WWVI, There was a Brave Nachos Squad. It was Lead by a Fellow Grand General Named Gamer. I, Major, Cro,was very addicted to war games, and knew a lot about surviving in a war zone.
Nacho bombers flew Over head the Squad. “Okay!”,Said Gamer, “I want everyone to be Sharper than a steak knife!” “Mmmm. Steak!” Said Police. “Shut up!” , Gamer yelled. “Anyway, you guys are going to have to be alert of everything in your path. ACP Pepto Bisma Tanks, Gold Flamethrowers, and of coarse, Noob Banzi’s.” He Warned. “Cro, your leading this. I need my Lemon Whiskey.” “Okay Gamer, But those ACP Peto Bisma tanks seem kinda dangerous. Especially because Oagal is gonna be sucking on the tanks!”, I said “C’mon, Squad. We got Back Stabbers to pwn!”. The squad followed. “TANK!!!”,Screamed Korei. “CRAP!” I yelled. “GET YOUR BUTTS’ BEHIND THE WALL!”
That was the least of our problems. A Noob Banzi Group Who call themselves “The BackStabbers” Were Charging towards us with VERY Sharp Bayonets. “WHERE THE HELL DID THEY MANAGE TO GET THOSE GUNS?!” Jar Screeched. “GAH!” Police yelled. “I’M HIT DAMMIT!”
To be Continued…

GENTLEMEN

By AkaBob22

One day the Gentlemen were hanging out by 2fort, waiting for the evil (ACP) Blue Team to arrive. Soon, the Gentlemen, thanks to Jayson’s scope, noticed a Blue Helmet cross over the battle lines. The War was on.

Puckley quickly started building a sentry gun, Qwerty was spy checking, and Aka was smoking 700 ciggarettes at once and coughed up a lung in the process. Suddenly, Police lit a Spy on fire! It was Seanehawk! Seanehawk tried running away, only to run into Linkin’s Mini-gun and was made into swiss cheese. Linkin the proceeded to pick up Seanehawk’s dead body, put him in a Sandvich, and ate him, killing Quince instantly. One down, 8 to go.

The Gentlemen were guarding the Intelligence (yes, everyone was), when suddenly the Blu Medic (Saint) and the Blu Heavy (Dryvit) ran in, Uber-charged! However, they fell short when Policeman used his compression blast and blasted him outside the Intelligence room, cancelling the Uber-charge. Jayson just so happend to see the whole thing, and used his machete to kill Saint, while Aka came out of…. uh…. nowhere…. and back-stabbed Dryvit. Jayson started Sniper humping and Aka started Spy crabbing over the dead bodies, lol.

Meanwhile, Naruto and and Korei were sitting up by the spawn, watching for enemies. Suddenly, the Blu Pyro (Boomer) runs in and starts trying to flame everybody! Puckley ran in from the stair case going to the intelligence, and fires 6 shotgun blasts, which (along with Naruto firing madly) eventually kills the mumbling beast. However, Korei was beyond repair, and exploded into a million pieces.Puckley then picked up all of the pieces, and built a new Korei, Korei4.

“WE HAVE TAKEN THE ENEMY INTELLIGENCE” said Mcnuggetboy, while Pringle was bobbing and weaving all over the place, bonking the Blu Scout (Flappy) over the head, killing him instantly. Pringle runs, runs, runs, and finally jumps onto the 2forts bridge cover/roof, and runs to the Red Battlements, where he promptly says “BONK!”, but his head then explodes backward from getting shot in the head, by the Blu Sniper (Stev). His body laying in a crumpled heap, King Kinz swears that maggot will pay. Dodging sniper shots, King rocket jumps up into their battlements and smacks that sorry look off Stev’s face with his trench shovel. King then says “This is MY world! You are not welcome in MY world!”

6 down, 3 to go. Too bad it wouldn’t last long.

In a desperate bid to end the match quickly, the Blu Engineer (Clintos), and the Blu Demo-man (Divotoo) start setting up a base right next to the Gentlemen spawn after Divotoo blew up Puck and his all machines (or did he?). However, Aka had unnoticingly killed the Blu Soldier (Thebest22), and disguised as him, getting behind enemy lines. Aka then stood by the dispenser, waiting for the perfect moment. Divitoo didn’t realize this match was sudden death, so he had his back turned, while Clintos was upgrading his sentry. Aka seized the oppurtunity, and then: “SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!” Aka then quickly back-stabbed the Engineer while he cloaked and ran back to the Intelligence room. One more to go.

Divitoo started freaking out and became paranoid, setting up stickies aat every entrance and swinging his bottle everywhere, making a back-stab impossible. However, Divitoo forgot the teleporters (50 cent and Tomb), and all the Gentlemen still alive teleported into the battlements. Everyone started madly firing at all the stickies guarding the entrance, and pushed them over by the Demo-man. Rca blocked his only escape (the area below the Red Spawn), so now HE was trapped in the room. Divitoo paniked, and decided to run out, where Rca promptly killed him, blasting his pieces all over the room. “VICTORY” Said Mcnuggetboy, and the round was over.
thunderzig22cp said

June 24, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Egypt U took up half the page o_0
Snowy101cool said

June 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm
lol how bout my story XDD
77 Hockey-nachos General cpra petty officer said

June 25, 2009 at 1:58 pm
http://www.nachostories.wordpress.com
policeman558 said

June 25, 2009 at 10:00 pm
MY MEMORIES By: Policemon558

Nachos. Nachos. Nachos. Whenever I hear that one word I Sigh with relief. Because, knowing that someone actually has those memories of us, I feel like I’m back in battle. Seeing, Hearing, Knowing that the Nachos are here they always will be. This one time, I was confused. Not Knowing where to go, “ACP, Or Nachos?” But then, I was walking throught the Plaza heading towards the Snow Forts. Then, I saw it. A battle Of ACP vs. The Nachos.
I saw Three Leaders in the Nacho side, AkaBob22, Linkin55, and Person1233. They were amazing. The Nachos, I saw them charging, throwing snowballs, and I was convinced with Confidents. But, then I noticed The ACP Side. Three Leaders as Well, Boomer 20, Jedimaster17, and Shaboomboom. It was Terrible. Those leaders were screaming at wounded soldiers, throwing their Troopers at the ground, and…. Nothing. I was Hit. A Rogue ACP Colonel, Acp Warrior. He had Seen me and had thought I was a Spy. (just because I was wearing Green and a bit of Orange like the Nachos ) I was Put out and couldn’t get up. When I woke up I was still at the Snow Forts. But there was something weird. CP was empty. No one. I was alone. As I got up I had found a Note. It said,
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
This is a Classified Message. Depose of When Done reading it. |
Hello, This is a message of acceptents from the Nachos. We had seen what hapened to you. We | treated you, and healed you. After this Mis-contempt, we had put you on a Backfire Server to Calm down and try to forget what has happened when you do please go to the Beacon, the Light of, then| on. |
Thank you, Person1233, Linkin55, & akabob22 |
________________________________________________________________________________________________|
As the note said, I threw it away and went to the Beacon. Turned it on, then turned it off. They came. I was taken home on Mammoth. But one thing. I NEVER forgot. and I swore on my life that I would get Revenge. And to that Until I get To my Goal and to my PERSONNEL goal, I have just one thing to say.

I AM A NACHO ‘TILL I DIE AND WHEN I DIE, I DIE WITH MY SOMBRERO ON!!!!!!
policeman558 said

June 25, 2009 at 10:01 pm
shakybadger said

June 26, 2009 at 12:29 am
The war of the worlds!
By:Shakybadger

Chapter 1: The Day
One peaceful day in clubpenguin a penguin named oagolthorp was walking around. He decided to make a brand new evil CP army named ACP! This army was pure evil at first they decided to take the server of Fjord from the grand army of the NACHOS! well aka was playing ps3,linkin was playing xbox with shakybadger,Person was randomly talking on nachos chat and puckley was eating lemons a loyal nacho solider name Time689 reported to the nachos that ACP was invading!well the nachos immediatlyy sent out all troops to defend but it wasnt enough ACP has some how gotten huge! Person warned the Ice Warriors and UMA! They came quickly! It was war!!

Chapter 2: The War
The Ice Warriors were ordered by iceyfeet to patrol Nachos other servers to make sure no one else was invading iceyfeet said to person ” All servers clear whats next!” Person replied “Get to fjord asap!” The IW,Nachos and UMA were beating ACP but ACP also called in allies Oagol yelled to Lorenzo Bean and Commando993 “Get ST and Golds over here we need back! oh and i almost forgot get me some pepto bismo asap!” While ST and Golds arrived RFW was sitting on there butts doing nothing they had no idea of the war until Shakybadger came to pringle in a PC and said “Pringle RFW’s good allies the nachos capital is being invaded we need your help asap!” while the nachos Navy division lead tons of ACP to the Ice berg there The Nachos Navy and UMA waited to surround ACP!

Chapter 3: The All Out
Now this war had grown huge about every CP army was in it it was world war 6!My army CPMA was helping Nachos we flanked some ACP at the beaconWhile the IW was attacking ST at the dojo Person yelled too all armie leaders on nachos side “Meet at the town asap” all armies quickly rushed to the town while evil armies were meeting at plaza person called to all troops “Troops this is the buggest day of our lives we will fight for what we believe in” while Tomb147 was spying on the ACP chat he saw the oagol said “Charge the town at 12:19 exactly he immediatly reported this to shakybadger and person!

Chapter 4: The Grand Meeting
When person heard he ordered all troops “ACP will be invading town in 10 minuted i want us to invade the snow forts at the same time we will meet there” while all troops were getting readied for battle Shakybadger was talking to person “The invasion is in 2 minutes you ready person replied “yes” Shakybadger said” with honor sir” it was time all troops rushed for the snow forts ACP,ST,Golds vs. Nachos,IW,UMA,RFW they all met at the snow forts many soliders were J bombing and throwing snowballs.many troops retreated form IW,RFW,UMA,ST and Golds but in teh end it was CPMA and Nachos vs. ACP and FACP Boomer ordered FACP to fall back to the plaza while Person said to shakybadger “Please retreat to the otwn for your own good” Shakybadger said” with honor sire” (Shakybadger orders his men back to the Town!

Chapter 5: The End
Person stepped in front of nachos will oagolthorp stepped in front of ACP and person said “while theres always a end and this time the good side wins” immediatly all nacho soliders J bomb the ACP theres a scramble everywhere snowballs flying across the map it was crazy!many ACP troops retreated while Nachos were claiming vicotry one troop at a time eventually after a hour of war The Nachos claimed victory of ACP!In the end person was talking to Shakybadger “It was great fighting by your side” Shaky replied “Well you 2″ They wished echother luck in life and said there goodbyes but Shakybadger lastly said “This wont be our last war together and they went on and on!

THE END
Red Bulit 20 said

June 26, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Chapter 1 the beggining

It was a snowy night at the nacho’s base when person ordered a secret mission he just looked for everybody that was up all he found was obbleman, ninja,zipper,jackfrost,ads354,pants1026, and redbulit20, they weren’t the best troops but he couldnt wake anybody else up he tried but they would’nt wake up
so then they exited the building and went to the armory obbleman took the sniper, jackfrost took the machinegun, ads354 took the flamethrower, pants1027 took the rifle,
red bulit 20 took the submachinegun, person took the explosives, a bazooka and two desert eagles, ninja went to the garage and came out with a cat tank, then they all picked up 4 frags, 3 smokes, and 2 flashbangs then person just said “lets lock and load” and they all climbed up onto the cat tank and and person screamed, “move out!”.

Chapter 2 moving out

then the cat tank started rolling and they were into the forest but suddenly they heard explosions then they looked up and saw mortar shells coming at the base then they hit the deck and started crawling but then obbleman looked through his scope and he saw 6 acp mortar teams in mortar pits he told the others and they had a plan, ninja fired a shot into the sky then the mortars ducked down then each person fired at a mortar shell and all at once they exploded and killed all the mortars and they kept going as they finally made it to where they were going there were 2 acp halftracks scouting followed by 1 acp tank and acp 20 soldiers then person just started to lay 12 mines then the 2 half tracks rolled over them and exploded so then ninja fired at the enemy tank and nothing happen person fired a bazooka round nothing happened wow thats a lot of armour said jackfrost the person ordered redbulit20 to pop a smoke and then he gave him some C4 and he said go put that on the tank then run! So he did then the tank exploded the they didnt see the soldiers and all the sudden they started firing…

Chapter 3 WAR

then everybody threw a smoke into the soldiers then they threw grenades into it after the smoke cleared out all of them died. and they moved on they finally reached where they wanted to go… the acp barracks person put a charge on the door and blew the door open but then the sirens went off and everybody ran into the bushes and ninja got the cat tank into the trees then 1 by one acp soldiers rushed out of the barracks with only hidden pistols but the nachos didnt know they had pistols then all the sudden they threw grenades all over most of them jumped away but some died then they ran to the armorys to get weapons of all kinds but apparently it woke up zztops, aka, quince, puckly, and zipper,so then they all went into the armory zzztops, grabbed a machinegun so did aka
quince got a sniper, puckley grabbed a lemon shooter and zipper just grabbed a bunch of pies and then zztops said why did i even bring you guys? then aka went into a halftrack and so did zztops then puckley and zipper went into the turrets and they were off back at the acp barracks the nachos threw smokes, frags and flash bangs into the armory then they all went in there and started firing but then acp retuned fire and killed jackfrost then they all retreated to the acp sniping building and went to the roof then obbleman and pants1027 tried to kill the acp then all the sudden 2 halftracks came in firing.

Chapter 4 reinforcements

then person was gonna fire his bazooka but then obbleman looked through his scope and yelled friendlys! but then all the sudden 2 acp helicopters came rushing in but then puckley started to shoot lemons at the windshield and they broke through the windshield and went into the helicopters pilots eyes and they let go control of the helicopters and they they spun around and redbulit 20 yelled guys up here!!!but then an acp sniper hit obbleman in the face and he fell off the building then everybody got out of the half track and started firing at acp they all died but then an A-10 warthog came out of nowwhere and dropped a bomb on the sniper buildingand they died then zipper noticed acpsoldiers weren’t dead they were wounded so then he threw pies into their faces and they died and then the A-10 warthog dropped a bomb at the reinforcements but they ran then quince snipped the pilot and it crashed down onto the troopsand they all died… besides zipper he was still in the armory eating the extra pies then that there was nobody left he had nobody to throw pies at….

THE END

obbleman:sniper
ninja:cat tank
zipper:pie man
jackfrost:machine gunner
ads354: flamethrower
pants1027:rifleman
person: leader
aka:MG/halftrack driver
zztops:MG/ halftrack driver
puckley: lemon shooter
quince: 2nd sniper
silvertroy30 said

June 26, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I think Puckley is very cute in hi story… Lemon Boy. XD
silvertroy30 said

June 26, 2009 at 6:08 pm
His*
Rout 66 said

June 27, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Nachos and the Golds 1
By Rout 66
One cold day in Club Penguin Person was in the forts with the Nacho army. They were underattack by ACP. Rout 66 a Nacho soldier was a new nacho with hes two buddies Signaal and Frothe1. The ACP were attacking for no reason. Then out of no were they joke bombed ALOT. 12 nachos vanished will the other 50 or so were still attacking. Nacho pie man told person that there was a piece of gold missin from the Club Penguin history museum. Person said we had to end this war and we couldnt leave. So the nachos used there deadlyest plan. Plan Blitz it was a plan were u split up 2 way and circle the enime. The ACP left and we won the war. Then golds came and said we want a solo fight. All nachos were teird but one named Silvertoy said I will. The Nachos looked at him with surprise. He got up and the 2 went to the berg. They pulled out swords and they fought forever. Then Silvertoy cut the Gold. The gold fell into the icy water and froze. 2 days later the golds came to the nacho base with a gun. they aimed it at Person and the Silvertoy jumped in front of Person. BOOM!!!! Silver jumped in front of the bullet to save Persons life. Then Rout 66 came took the gun and shot. The Nachos were frightend by the kill. So a boy named 77 hockey had a plan to attack the Golds. They used the plan Blitz again it worked last time on ACP. Then a Nacho named Meadow was the last nacho in the base, Meadow walked over to Silvertoy and made him come back to life!! So Meadow told Silver that they had to go attack Golds. Silver got up and ran to the forts. Silver and his new friend Rout hid behind the forts and threw bombs. Then the Golds joke attacked and the Nachos were leaving! 5 brave Nachos were still there, Rout, Signaal,silver,person and 77 hockey. They got up and attack with their Ak47s Golds were leaving then the Nachos joke bombed. The Golds left and the 5 healed all the Nachos. Then person gave medals tto the 4 that stood by him in war. Then Rout became a high rank and so did the other 4 that were with him.

Then that night the Nachos woke up to a surprise attack from the Golds.
THE END
Rout 66 said

June 27, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Nachos and Golds part 2
By: Rout 66
BOOM BOOM!! Wake up Nachos wake up!! Said Person, the Nachos slumped out of their base. Rout sprang up as he heard the alarm Silvertoy (silver as i call him in the storys) ran over to Rout and said whats going on? Rout said the Golds are attacking for reveng. Then all the suddon they joke bombed nachos. Person said to the nachos we have to get out of here! Meadow and 77hockey had to get all the Nachos to be alerted to attack NOW! The nachos grabbed there Snow ball shooters and real guns. The Golds busted in to the base shooting everyone. The nachos got out of the base well some didnt but the ones that did went to the iceberg and got into the aqua grabber.they went under water then crack tink tink. the glass was braking and they had to get out of it. They flotted up to the surface. When the got to the berg Golds were waiting for them. The golds got a bazooka and shot the ice berg and got into jets and flew away. a Nacho named Signaal was able to hang on to a jet. Silver got into a jet of his own and followed the Golds. The other nachos were stuck on the sinking Iceberg and as it cracked the worried if they would survive. Boom crack then a nacho named Wobbleman swam into the water to get his jet to free the nachos. Then person said go to the top of the berg! The Nachos ran to the top! the berg split in half! BOOM then the half that they were on started to tip! Then at the last second when the last bit of the berg was their Wobbleman came with his jet and saved the Nachos. The golds were still on the move! Signaal gt on the walkie talkie and said the Golds are landing! Person said were at? Hmm hard to say i never ben here! Then Signall said I think were at ROCKHOPPER ISLAND! Silver landed right by Signaal let go of the jet he was hanging on. He face planted the ground. Silver saw another jet land and all the nachos that survived came out. Rout said the are going for rockhoppers GOLD!Person said your right. Meadow said or there here to kill Rockhopper or hold him hostedj and ask for gold if rockhopper says i never tell you. Then the golds will shoot him. Rout said ya thats right. Jackiechan (a penguin not the guy lol)a penguin that was a prisoner of the Golds joined the nachos and he helped them find were they were. Then jackie said he saw them walk into the broken ship. The nachos walked in they heard a little bit of a voice. It said were is the….. No more of the voice was heard. Person said lets go come on. Rout walked through with hes buddies. Rockhopper was tied up in a chair. With a peice of tape on his mouth. Person took it off. Rockhopper said I thank ye and I want ye to help I saw some Golds they did this. Ok we will help. Just were did they go said Signaal. ARRG I wish I could tell ye. i be thinkin that way up they stairs. The nachos alked up the stairs. The golds were planning and turned around and shot Rout. Rout fell to the ground. Then the golds shot Signaal and wabbleman. Person got out his Mp40 and shot all of the golds. Rout was not dead just really hurt and the others were only hurts. They went to the hospitle. Then after that Rout and Signall and wabbleman were back and running and jackiechan was a nacho. Then the nachos had to do one more thing. They went into the ninja hideout and had war VS ninjas. Rout shot 6 Ninjas. 4 were left person got a bazooka and shot and 1 ninja was alive walking and jackie chain shot the ninja with a snipper then out of no were 4 ninjas came and Rout and signaal kiled all 4. Then the war was over and the nachos made it through all of the war and at Rockhopper island rockhopper was still trapped and a Gold shot him. The Gold walked away and was half alive, and while he was walking he died. At the end everyone got higher ranked and jackie became a nacho and Nachos were the best army in CP. Then on TV golds were all dead. Nachos had a party for the win and it was all over.

Golds files that i discoverd this is real stuff i think
July 30th fjord attac nachos. Thats all i heard on CP i was esdroping and they saw me but i got that so they may not come because i heard. THE END
Rout 66 said

June 27, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Nachos and Golds
By: rout 66
BOOM BOOM!! Wake up Nachos wake up!! Said Person, the Nachos slumped out of their base. Rout sprang up as he heard the alarm Silvertoy (silver as i call him in the storys) ran over to Rout and said whats going on? Rout said the Golds are attacking for reveng. Then all the suddon they joke bombed nachos. Person said to the nachos we have to get out of here! Meadow and 77hockey had to get all the Nachos to be alerted to attack NOW! The nachos grabbed there Snow ball shooters and real guns. The Golds busted in to the base shooting everyone. The nachos got out of the base well some didnt but the ones that did went to the iceberg and got into the aqua grabber.they went under water then crack tink tink. the glass was braking and they had to get out of it. They flotted up to the surface. When the got to the berg Golds were waiting for them. The golds got a bazooka and shot the ice berg and got into jets and flew away. a Nacho named Signaal was able to hang on to a jet. Silver got into a jet of his own and followed the Golds. The other nachos were stuck on the sinking Iceberg and as it cracked the worried if they would survive. Boom crack then a nacho named Wobbleman swam into the water to get his jet to free the nachos. Then person said go to the top of the berg! The Nachos ran to the top! the berg split in half! BOOM then the half that they were on started to tip! Then at the last second when the last bit of the berg was their Wobbleman came with his jet and saved the Nachos. The golds were still on the move! Signaal gt on the walkie talkie and said the Golds are landing! Person said were at? Hmm hard to say i never ben here! Then Signall said I think were at ROCKHOPPER ISLAND! Silver landed right by Signaal let go of the jet he was hanging on. He face planted the ground. Silver saw another jet land and all the nachos that survived came out. Rout said the are going for rockhoppers GOLD!Person said your right. Meadow said or there here to kill Rockhopper or hold him hostedj and ask for gold if rockhopper says i never tell you. Then the golds will shoot him. Rout said ya thats right. Jackiechan (a penguin not the guy lol)a penguin that was a prisoner of the Golds joined the nachos and he helped them find were they were. Then jackie said he saw them walk into the broken ship. The nachos walked in they heard a little bit of a voice. It said were is the….. No more of the voice was heard. Person said lets go come on. Rout walked through with hes buddies. Rockhopper was tied up in a chair. With a peice of tape on his mouth. Person took it off. Rockhopper said I thank ye and I want ye to help I saw some Golds they did this. Ok we will help. Just were did they go said Signaal. ARRG I wish I could tell ye. i be thinkin that way up they stairs. The nachos alked up the stairs. The golds were planning and turned around and shot Rout. Rout fell to the ground. Then the golds shot Signaal and wabbleman. Person got out his Mp40 and shot all of the golds. Rout was not dead just really hurt and the others were only hurts. They went to the hospitle. Then after that Rout and Signall and wabbleman were back and running and jackiechan was a nacho. Then the nachos had to do one more thing. They went into the ninja hideout and had war VS ninjas. Rout shot 6 Ninjas. 4 were left person got a bazooka and shot and 1 ninja was alive walking and jackie chain shot the ninja with a snipper then out of no were 4 ninjas came and Rout and signaal kiled all 4. Then the war was over and the nachos made it through all of the war and at Rockhopper island rockhopper was still trapped and a Gold shot him. The Gold walked away and was half alive, and while he was walking he died. At the end everyone got higher ranked and jackie became a nacho and Nachos were the best army in CP. Then on TV golds were all dead. Nachos had a party for the win and it was all over.

Golds files that i discoverd this is real stuff i think
July 30th fjord attac nachos. Thats all i heard on CP i was esdroping and they saw me but i got that so they may not come because i heard. THE END
Rout 66 said

June 27, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Nachos and Golds 2 the beginning of the end
By: rout 66
BOOM BOOM!! Wake up Nachos wake up!! Said Person, the Nachos slumped out of their base. Rout sprang up as he heard the alarm Silvertoy (silver as i call him in the storys) ran over to Rout and said whats going on? Rout said the Golds are attacking for reveng. Then all the suddon they joke bombed nachos. Person said to the nachos we have to get out of here! Meadow and 77hockey had to get all the Nachos to be alerted to attack NOW! The nachos grabbed there Snow ball shooters and real guns. The Golds busted in to the base shooting everyone. The nachos got out of the base well some didnt but the ones that did went to the iceberg and got into the aqua grabber.they went under water then crack tink tink. the glass was braking and they had to get out of it. They flotted up to the surface. When the got to the berg Golds were waiting for them. The golds got a bazooka and shot the ice berg and got into jets and flew away. a Nacho named Signaal was able to hang on to a jet. Silver got into a jet of his own and followed the Golds. The other nachos were stuck on the sinking Iceberg and as it cracked the worried if they would survive. Boom crack then a nacho named Wobbleman swam into the water to get his jet to free the nachos. Then person said go to the top of the berg! The Nachos ran to the top! the berg split in half! BOOM then the half that they were on started to tip! Then at the last second when the last bit of the berg was their Wobbleman came with his jet and saved the Nachos. The golds were still on the move! Signaal gt on the walkie talkie and said the Golds are landing! Person said were at? Hmm hard to say i never ben here! Then Signall said I think were at ROCKHOPPER ISLAND! Silver landed right by Signaal let go of the jet he was hanging on. He face planted the ground. Silver saw another jet land and all the nachos that survived came out. Rout said the are going for rockhoppers GOLD!Person said your right. Meadow said or there here to kill Rockhopper or hold him hostedj and ask for gold if rockhopper says i never tell you. Then the golds will shoot him. Rout said ya thats right. Jackiechan (a penguin not the guy lol)a penguin that was a prisoner of the Golds joined the nachos and he helped them find were they were. Then jackie said he saw them walk into the broken ship. The nachos walked in they heard a little bit of a voice. It said were is the….. No more of the voice was heard. Person said lets go come on. Rout walked through with hes buddies. Rockhopper was tied up in a chair. With a peice of tape on his mouth. Person took it off. Rockhopper said I thank ye and I want ye to help I saw some Golds they did this. Ok we will help. Just were did they go said Signaal. ARRG I wish I could tell ye. i be thinkin that way up they stairs. The nachos alked up the stairs. The golds were planning and turned around and shot Rout. Rout fell to the ground. Then the golds shot Signaal and wabbleman. Person got out his Mp40 and shot all of the golds. Rout was not dead just really hurt and the others were only hurts. They went to the hospitle. Then after that Rout and Signall and wabbleman were back and running and jackiechan was a nacho. Then the nachos had to do one more thing. They went into the ninja hideout and had war VS ninjas. Rout shot 6 Ninjas. 4 were left person got a bazooka and shot and 1 ninja was alive walking and jackie chain shot the ninja with a snipper then out of no were 4 ninjas came and Rout and signaal kiled all 4. Then the war was over and the nachos made it through all of the war and at Rockhopper island rockhopper was still trapped and a Gold shot him. The Gold walked away and was half alive, and while he was walking he died. At the end everyone got higher ranked and jackie became a nacho and Nachos were the best army in CP. Then on TV golds were all dead. Nachos had a party for the win and it was all over.

Golds files that i discoverd this is real stuff i think
July 30th fjord attac nachos. Thats all i heard on CP i was esdroping and they saw me but i got that so they may not come because i heard. THE END
Rout66 said

June 27, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Nachos and Golds 2 the beginning of the end
By: rout 66
BOOM BOOM!! Wake up Nachos wake up!! Said Person, the Nachos slumped out of their base. Rout sprang up as he heard the alarm Silvertoy (silver as i call him in the storys) ran over to Rout and said whats going on? Rout said the Golds are attacking for reveng. Then all the suddon they joke bombed nachos. Person said to the nachos we have to get out of here! Meadow and 77hockey had to get all the Nachos to be alerted to attack NOW! The nachos grabbed there Snow ball shooters and real guns. The Golds busted in to the base shooting everyone. The nachos got out of the base well some didnt but the ones that did went to the iceberg and got into the aqua grabber.they went under water then crack tink tink. the glass was braking and they had to get out of it. They flotted up to the surface. When the got to the berg Golds were waiting for them. The golds got a bazooka and shot the ice berg and got into jets and flew away. a Nacho named Signaal was able to hang on to a jet. Silver got into a jet of his own and followed the Golds. The other nachos were stuck on the sinking Iceberg and as it cracked the worried if they would survive. Boom crack then a nacho named Wobbleman swam into the water to get his jet to free the nachos. Then person said go to the top of the berg! The Nachos ran to the top! the berg split in half! BOOM then the half that they were on started to tip! Then at the last second when the last bit of the berg was their Wobbleman came with his jet and saved the Nachos. The golds were still on the move! Signaal gt on the walkie talkie and said the Golds are landing! Person said were at? Hmm hard to say i never ben here! Then Signall said I think were at ROCKHOPPER ISLAND! Silver landed right by Signaal let go of the jet he was hanging on. He face planted the ground. Silver saw another jet land and all the nachos that survived came out. Rout said the are going for rockhoppers GOLD!Person said your right. Meadow said or there here to kill Rockhopper or hold him hostedj and ask for gold if rockhopper says i never tell you. Then the golds will shoot him. Rout said ya thats right. Jackiechan (a penguin not the guy lol)a penguin that was a prisoner of the Golds joined the nachos and he helped them find were they were. Then jackie said he saw them walk into the broken ship. The nachos walked in they heard a little bit of a voice. It said were is the….. No more of the voice was heard. Person said lets go come on. Rout walked through with hes buddies. Rockhopper was tied up in a chair. With a peice of tape on his mouth. Person took it off. Rockhopper said I thank ye and I want ye to help I saw some Golds they did this. Ok we will help. Just were did they go said Signaal. ARRG I wish I could tell ye. i be thinkin that way up they stairs. The nachos alked up the stairs. The golds were planning and turned around and shot Rout. Rout fell to the ground. Then the golds shot Signaal and wabbleman. Person got out his Mp40 and shot all of the golds. Rout was not dead just really hurt and the others were only hurts. They went to the hospitle. Then after that Rout and Signall and wabbleman were back and running and jackiechan was a nacho. Then the nachos had to do one more thing. They went into the ninja hideout and had war VS ninjas. Rout shot 6 Ninjas. 4 were left person got a bazooka and shot and 1 ninja was alive walking and jackie chain shot the ninja with a snipper then out of no were 4 ninjas came and Rout and signaal kiled all 4. Then the war was over and the nachos made it through all of the war and at Rockhopper island rockhopper was still trapped and a Gold shot him. The Gold walked away and was half alive, and while he was walking he died. At the end everyone got higher ranked and jackie became a nacho and Nachos were the best army in CP. Then on TV golds were all dead. Nachos had a party for the win and it was all over.

Golds files that i discoverd this is real stuff i think
July 30th fjord attac nachos. Thats all i heard on CP i was esdroping and they saw me but i got that so they may not come because i heard. THE END
Rout66 said

June 27, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Nachos and Gold 2 the beginning of the end
By: rout 66
BOOM BOOM! Wake up Nachos wake up!! Said Person, the Nachos slumped out of their base. Rout sprang up as he heard the alarm Silvertoy (silver as i call him in the storys) ran over to Rout and said whats going on? Rout said the Golds are attacking for reveng. Then all the suddon they joke bombed nachos. Person said to the nachos we have to get out of here! Meadow and 77hockey had to get all the Nachos to be alerted to attack NOW! The nachos grabbed there Snow ball shooters and real guns. The Golds busted in to the base shooting everyone. The nachos got out of the base well some didnt but the ones that did went to the iceberg and got into the aqua grabber.they went under water then crack tink tink. the glass was braking and they had to get out of it. They flotted up to the surface. When the got to the berg Golds were waiting for them. The golds got a bazooka and shot the ice berg and got into jets and flew away. a Nacho named Signaal was able to hang on to a jet. Silver got into a jet of his own and followed the Golds. The other nachos were stuck on the sinking Iceberg and as it cracked the worried if they would survive. Boom crack then a nacho named Wobbleman swam into the water to get his jet to free the nachos. Then person said go to the top of the berg! The Nachos ran to the top! the berg split in half! BOOM then the half that they were on started to tip! Then at the last second when the last bit of the berg was their Wobbleman came with his jet and saved the Nachos. The golds were still on the move! Signaal gt on the walkie talkie and said the Golds are landing! Person said were at? Hmm hard to say i never ben here! Then Signall said I think were at ROCKHOPPER ISLAND! Silver landed right by Signaal let go of the jet he was hanging on. He face planted the ground. Silver saw another jet land and all the nachos that survived came out. Rout said the are going for rockhoppers GOLD!Person said your right. Meadow said or there here to kill Rockhopper or hold him hostedj and ask for gold if rockhopper says i never tell you. Then the golds will shoot him. Rout said ya thats right. Jackiechan (a penguin not the guy lol)a penguin that was a prisoner of the Golds joined the nachos and he helped them find were they were. Then jackie said he saw them walk into the broken ship. The nachos walked in they heard a little bit of a voice. It said were is the….. No more of the voice was heard. Person said lets go come on. Rout walked through with hes buddies. Rockhopper was tied up in a chair. With a peice of tape on his mouth. Person took it off. Rockhopper said I thank ye and I want ye to help I saw some Golds they did this. Ok we will help. Just were did they go said Signaal. ARRG I wish I could tell ye. i be thinkin that way up they stairs. The nachos alked up the stairs. The golds were planning and turned around and shot Rout. Rout fell to the ground. Then the golds shot Signaal and wabbleman. Person got out his Mp40 and shot all of the golds. Rout was not dead just really hurt and the others were only hurts. They went to the hospitle. Then after that Rout and Signall and wabbleman were back and running and jackiechan was a nacho. Then the nachos had to do one more thing. They went into the ninja hideout and had war VS ninjas. Rout shot 6 Ninjas. 4 were left person got a bazooka and shot and 1 ninja was alive walking and jackie chain shot the ninja with a snipper then out of no were 4 ninjas came and Rout and signaal kiled all 4. Then the war was over and the nachos made it through all of the war and at Rockhopper island rockhopper was still trapped and a Gold shot him. The Gold walked away and was half alive, and while he was walking he died. At the end everyone got higher ranked and jackie became a nacho and Nachos were the best army in CP. Then on TV golds were all dead. Nachos had a party for the win and it was all over.

Golds files that i discoverd this is real stuff i think
July 30th fjord attac nachos. Thats all i heard on CP i was esdroping and they saw me but i got that so they may not come because i heard. THE END
Rout66 said

June 27, 2009 at 8:39 pm
like my stories?
Rout 66 said

June 27, 2009 at 8:39 pm
like my stories?
Rout66 said

June 27, 2009 at 10:58 pm
SRYY THE WENT UP ALOT
evanthepaxman said

June 27, 2009 at 11:01 pm
11 times yo
«||★mästër●könġ236★||» said

June 28, 2009 at 1:09 am
some of these stories are stupid…most of them are made by stupid noobs
timmy178 said

June 30, 2009 at 5:45 am
Im getting Tf2
arseus1215 said

June 30, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Lost in war!

Prolouoge…. somewere in the future
A massive world war had broken out in ClubPenguin. CP warfare had become popular amongst players again. The massive growth of armys ensured all out war… ranging from armys with websites…. too noob armys made at the last second. While the suddenly unexpected growth happend major armys started to bicker with each other. Soon all armys were enemies…. no allies. Soon with all of these effects stacking on top of each other…. ClubPenguins biggest world war was born….

Chapter 1

Jimmy walked around the town of Abominable. Penguins appeared to be rushing everywere. Penguins were warning others of war at the snow forts, ice berg, and all over. Jimmy, very confused by all of this chaos decided to ask someone. Jimmy saw a person in the ACP named Bobcatboy. Jimmy ran up to Bob “What is happening?!” Jimmy screamed at Bob. Bob stared at Jimmy…. “Ughh this is going to take ALOT of explaining, luckily you found a CP warfare blogger” Bob said. After Bob explained Jimmy was just about to join ACP… when all of a sudden….. a massive group of UMA, RPF, IW, WW,tons of noob armys….and of course Nachos!!!! Penguins Bodys were flying everywere left to right! Guns were shot, and soon the town was full and the rooms around it were too! Jimmy did not know what to do! A loyal Nacho named KingKinz yelled “Hey you get behind me!” Jimmy ducked beind King. AkaBob the Nacho leader yelled ” Damn it keep firing Nachos!” Akabob stared at Jimmy and AkaBob said “You a recruit?” Jimmy, confused and baffle said “yeah… I guess” Akabob then said “Get too the Forest all recruits are there!” Jimmy hiked off….

Chapter 2
Jimmy soon reached the Forest to find a medium sized Nacho recruit camp. Jimmy ran into the Nacho Co-leader Puckley’s tent who was put in charge to recruitment by Akabob. “Soo your a new recruit?” Puckley asked. Jimmy nodded “Have a Lemon” Puckley said as he handed jimmy a lemon from a box. “Thanks” said Jimmy. Jimmy then went outside into the training ground with Puckley and the other recruits. “Ok recruits today you will learn basic snowball firing tactics!” Puckley said as he handed all the recruits a basic snowball pistol. “What the hell is this?” A recruit named Cookies asked? “It is a basic training weapon…” said puck. Cookies shot a bullet at a target “This is as faulty as your training skills” Cookies said to Puckley. Puckley resisted the urge to lemon bomb Cookies. “Now then” Puckle said. But right than the UMA came charging into the recruitment camp! “Take this place down!” Said Jackfrost an UMA leader leading the Raid. “Ruuuunnnnnnn!!” Puckley yelled “I will hold them off with my lemon bombs! Jimmy ran and escaped in all the confusion.

Chapter 3

Jimmy who was now lost, afraid, and lonely went into the pizza parlor hopeing to find some kind people ready to greet him with pizza. Instead, When Jimmy walked in he found the hole Pizza parlor demolished…. Then he saw a small tribe called the tikis. Jimmy pulled out his training pistol “Keep away” he warned. A tiki named Sumom jabbed him with his rod. “Yeeeoooowww!” Jimmy yelled. Jimmy then pulled out his pistol and shot the tikis dead. “Did I just…. KILL some people?!” he asked himself.

Chapter 4

Jimmy left the Pizza parlor into the Plaza to find… Nachos killing a noob army called “the bandits” “BOINK!” Yelled Pringle as he wacked the Bandits leader with a baseball bat. Imandreas the bandit leader fell to the ground. Jimmy approached Person one of the nachos main leaders who was regrouping the sccatered recruits. “You in charge?” Jimmy asked. “Of course I am” said Person…. “and are you one of the sccatered recruits?” “Eeerm yes” Jimmy said. Person said “Welcome to the Nachos then you are now a soldier.” “Go see Rabo for a better weapon” Jimmy was directed to Rabo. ” Take this” Rabo said as he handed Jimmy an AK-47. “Thanks” Jimmy said, Rabo replied by saying “Meh”. “Ok all we are going to be charging IW in the Snow Forts!” Jimmy thought to himself “Ohh no”

Chapter 5

“Ready? GO!” Person gave the command and the Nachos charged into the Snow Forts. “Get Behind the fort at the top!” The Nachos charged behind the snow fort at the top…. and the firing began.

“NOT DONE TOO BE CONTINUED”
arseus1215 said

June 30, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Nachos and Gold 2 the beginning of the end
By: rout 66
BOOM BOOM! Wake up Nachos wake up!! Said Person, the Nachos slumped out of their base. Rout sprang up as he heard the alarm Silvertoy (silver as i call him in the storys) ran over to Rout and said whats going on? Rout said the Golds are attacking for reveng. Then all the suddon they joke bombed nachos. Person said to the nachos we have to get out of here! Meadow and 77hockey had to get all the Nachos to be alerted to attack NOW! The nachos grabbed there Snow ball shooters and real guns. The Golds busted in to the base shooting everyone. The nachos got out of the base well some didnt but the ones that did went to the iceberg and got into the aqua grabber.they went under water then crack tink tink. the glass was braking and they had to get out of it. They flotted up to the surface. When the got to the berg Golds were waiting for them. The golds got a bazooka and shot the ice berg and got into jets and flew away. a Nacho named Signaal was able to hang on to a jet. Silver got into a jet of his own and followed the Golds. The other nachos were stuck on the sinking Iceberg and as it cracked the worried if they would survive. Boom crack then a nacho named Wobbleman swam into the water to get his jet to free the nachos. Then person said go to the top of the berg! The Nachos ran to the top! the berg split in half! BOOM then the half that they were on started to tip! Then at the last second when the last bit of the berg was their Wobbleman came with his jet and saved the Nachos. The golds were still on the move! Signaal gt on the walkie talkie and said the Golds are landing! Person said were at? Hmm hard to say i never ben here! Then Signall said I think were at ROCKHOPPER ISLAND! Silver landed right by Signaal let go of the jet he was hanging on. He face planted the ground. Silver saw another jet land and all the nachos that survived came out. Rout said the are going for rockhoppers GOLD!Person said your right. Meadow said or there here to kill Rockhopper or hold him hostedj and ask for gold if rockhopper says i never tell you. Then the golds will shoot him. Rout said ya thats right. Jackiechan (a penguin not the guy lol)a penguin that was a prisoner of the Golds joined the nachos and he helped them find were they were. Then jackie said he saw them walk into the broken ship. The nachos walked in they heard a little bit of a voice. It said were is the….. No more of the voice was heard. Person said lets go come on. Rout walked through with hes buddies. Rockhopper was tied up in a chair. With a peice of tape on his mouth. Person took it off. Rockhopper said I thank ye and I want ye to help I saw some Golds they did this. Ok we will help. Just were did they go said Signaal. ARRG I wish I could tell ye. i be thinkin that way up they stairs. The nachos alked up the stairs. The golds were planning and turned around and shot Rout. Rout fell to the ground. Then the golds shot Signaal and wabbleman. Person got out his Mp40 and shot all of the golds. Rout was not dead just really hurt and the others were only hurts. They went to the hospitle. Then after that Rout and Signall and wabbleman were back and running and jackiechan was a nacho. Then the nachos had to do one more thing. They went into the ninja hideout and had war VS ninjas. Rout shot 6 Ninjas. 4 were left person got a bazooka and shot and 1 ninja was alive walking and jackie chain shot the ninja with a snipper then out of no were 4 ninjas came and Rout and signaal kiled all 4. Then the war was over and the nachos made it through all of the war and at Rockhopper island rockhopper was still trapped and a Gold shot him. The Gold walked away and was half alive, and while he was walking he died. At the end everyone got higher ranked and jackie became a nacho and Nachos were the best army in CP. Then on TV golds were all dead. Nachos had a party for the win and it was all over.

Golds files that i discoverd this is real stuff i think
July 30th fjord attac nachos. Thats all i heard on CP i was esdroping and they saw me but i got that so they may not come because i heard. THE END
arseus1215 said

June 30, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Nachos and Golds 2 the beginning of the end
By: rout 66
BOOM BOOM!! Wake up Nachos wake up!! Said Person, the Nachos slumped out of their base. Rout sprang up as he heard the alarm Silvertoy (silver as i call him in the storys) ran over to Rout and said whats going on? Rout said the Golds are attacking for reveng. Then all the suddon they joke bombed nachos. Person said to the nachos we have to get out of here! Meadow and 77hockey had to get all the Nachos to be alerted to attack NOW! The nachos grabbed there Snow ball shooters and real guns. The Golds busted in to the base shooting everyone. The nachos got out of the base well some didnt but the ones that did went to the iceberg and got into the aqua grabber.they went under water then crack tink tink. the glass was braking and they had to get out of it. They flotted up to the surface. When the got to the berg Golds were waiting for them. The golds got a bazooka and shot the ice berg and got into jets and flew away. a Nacho named Signaal was able to hang on to a jet. Silver got into a jet of his own and followed the Golds. The other nachos were stuck on the sinking Iceberg and as it cracked the worried if they would survive. Boom crack then a nacho named Wobbleman swam into the water to get his jet to free the nachos. Then person said go to the top of the berg! The Nachos ran to the top! the berg split in half! BOOM then the half that they were on started to tip! Then at the last second when the last bit of the berg was their Wobbleman came with his jet and saved the Nachos. The golds were still on the move! Signaal gt on the walkie talkie and said the Golds are landing! Person said were at? Hmm hard to say i never ben here! Then Signall said I think were at ROCKHOPPER ISLAND! Silver landed right by Signaal let go of the jet he was hanging on. He face planted the ground. Silver saw another jet land and all the nachos that survived came out. Rout said the are going for rockhoppers GOLD!Person said your right. Meadow said or there here to kill Rockhopper or hold him hostedj and ask for gold if rockhopper says i never tell you. Then the golds will shoot him. Rout said ya thats right. Jackiechan (a penguin not the guy lol)a penguin that was a prisoner of the Golds joined the nachos and he helped them find were they were. Then jackie said he saw them walk into the broken ship. The nachos walked in they heard a little bit of a voice. It said were is the….. No more of the voice was heard. Person said lets go come on. Rout walked through with hes buddies. Rockhopper was tied up in a chair. With a peice of tape on his mouth. Person took it off. Rockhopper said I thank ye and I want ye to help I saw some Golds they did this. Ok we will help. Just were did they go said Signaal. ARRG I wish I could tell ye. i be thinkin that way up they stairs. The nachos alked up the stairs. The golds were planning and turned around and shot Rout. Rout fell to the ground. Then the golds shot Signaal and wabbleman. Person got out his Mp40 and shot all of the golds. Rout was not dead just really hurt and the others were only hurts. They went to the hospitle. Then after that Rout and Signall and wabbleman were back and running and jackiechan was a nacho. Then the nachos had to do one more thing. They went into the ninja hideout and had war VS ninjas. Rout shot 6 Ninjas. 4 were left person got a bazooka and shot and 1 ninja was alive walking and jackie chain shot the ninja with a snipper then out of no were 4 ninjas came and Rout and signaal kiled all 4. Then the war was over and the nachos made it through all of the war and at Rockhopper island rockhopper was still trapped and a Gold shot him. The Gold walked away and was half alive, and while he was walking he died. At the end everyone got higher ranked and jackie became a nacho and Nachos were the best army in CP. Then on TV golds were all dead. Nachos had a party for the win and it was all over.

Golds files that i discoverd this is real stuff i think
July 30th fjord attac nachos. Thats all i heard on CP i was esdroping and they saw me but i got that so they may not come because i heard. THE END
arseus1215 said

June 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Once upon a time, a universe, far, far, away…

Shadow was polishing his decoy rocks, while Person was recruiting, while Aka was on his PS3, while Shaq was training, while Linkin was just being Linkin, while Puckley was counting his lemons, while Terr was bored, while Smeeble slept, while Time was training, ACP invaded Mammoth.

“Get your butts to Mammoth!!” Shadow yelled.

“Yes sir!” Puckley responded.

Billybob was strolling through Mammoth, until ACP surrounded him.

“WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?” Billybob screamed in rage.

“We are invading this server, SO BACK OFF!” Oagalthorp said.

“Yeah!…” Shaboomboom back’d up sarcastically.

Suddenly, the Nacho division, Army, showed up. It was a battle.

“FIRE!” Person yelled.

“King Kinz, get into the Cat Tank!” Linkin said.

“Sir, I don’t have a liscence…” King Kinz responded.

“Okay, Time get into the Cat Tank!” Linkin tried again.

“Yes sir!” Time answered.

So Time fired at the Pepto Bismol© building. (Oagalthorp LOVED Pepto Bismol)

While the town was being fought over, the Air Force division was protecting Shadow’s ‘Decoy Rock Factory’.

“Guard the entrances Rabo! Guard it with your life.” Shaq ordered.

“Okay, I’ll die over it…” Rabo answered.

While they were fighting over the warehouse, the Navy division were at the Ice Berg. (Linkin was leading)

Linkin yelled, “Come on Tomb you slow-poke!”

“Yes sir..*pant pant*” Tomb gasped.

Linkin and Tomb took the ‘Secret Tunnel’, they surprisingly met Aunt Arctic on the way. “Why hello, boys! Have a cookie.” Aunt Arctic said softly.

“Ehh, OKAY!” Linkin said.

So Linkin and Tomb and some others were on there way. The tunnel lead them to the Pizza Parlor, Linkin peeked up, and saw Boomer in a port-a-potty, it said, “Occupied FOREVER”

“Hmmph, should’ve known.” Linkin laughed.

At the town, Time was firing the cat tank, the rest were fighting on ground.

Bat showed up, and asked, “Person, can UMA help fight?”

“Sure, but you have to get the army here…NOW.” Person smiled.

A couple minutes later, UMA was ALL over club Penguin, Person and the others smiled cheerfully.

UMA, Nachos, and ACP went to the Snow Forts, it was now a huge war.

Puckley felt something weird in his pocket, he pulled out a lemon. “This ought to do the trick!”

Millions of lemons attacked ACP soldiers.

Person told Aka to lead the rest of the battle, he was happy.

Oagalthorp whispered to Shab, “Are your boxers on too tight, mine are!”

Aka took charge of the Cat Tank, he fired at the “Boxer store”, Oagal looked like he was going to wet himself.

Aka saw a butt-load of ACP soldiers (coming up the rear O_O) and threw his specially designed sombreo and cut them all in half near-instantly.

Bat had to leave, so Lots of Pie took over, he was determined to win.

The battle was almost over, the Nachos and UMA took the final charge. Half of ACP were still recovering from the crazy lemon attack. So the 2 armies took the battle, and finished it.

ACP were gone.

“WE WON!!” Everyone yelled.

Moral: ACP shouldn’t invade Mammoth.

————————————–

Puckley’s Biography
By: Time689Once upon a time, an planet far, far away, Puckley was born.

Puckley was raised by his parents. His parents owned, “The Lemon Factory”. So Puckley always had a strange obsession with lemons.

“LEMON!” Puckley screamed. This was Puckley’s first word. So his parents gave him a truck load of lemons.

A couple years later, he was 5, he was sleeping one night in his own bed, his bed had a sheet on it with pictures of lemons all over it, his room had painted lemons on the wall, and in his shoe drawer, he had a lemon.

Puckley was at his first day of school. He met a penguin named Pringle. Pringle also had a obsession, a obsession of saying, “Bonk”. “BONK BONK BONK BONK!” The 5 year old Pringle said.

“Hello, Pringle!” Puckley said cheerfully. “My name is Puckley.” Puckley’s back-pack was stuffed with his lunch, his lunch was, of course, lemons.

After sometime, Oagalthorp came to the lunch table, he also had an obsession, a obsession with Pepto Bismol©. “Yellow! My name is Oagal!”

“Why hello, my name is Puckley. You can call me Puck.” Puckley answered.

“My name is Pringle!” Pringle screamed!

“My name is Oagalthorp!” Oagal said when he just finished his Pepto Bismol bottle. “Do you know where the next Pepto Bismol store is?”

“Nope, I have no idea.” Puckley answered.

Over the years, Oagal left school, and went to work at the Pepto Bismol shack. Pringle & Puck were in college now.

After college, Puck went to the Nachos as a co-leader, and Pringle went to RFW, as a Leader. Oagal, well Oagal, he died of too much Pepto Bismol.

“Let’s recruit!” Puckley said cheerfully to the nacho soldiers, “White House, Town”

It was awesome! Puckley & Pringle were awesome.

One battle, Pringle & Puck shut there eyes, and they went…UP THERE.

Moral: Don’t doubt Puck and Pringle.

A Day in the Life of a Nacho Head General
By Pengyster48

*get on chat*

Pengyster48 *pcing Person*: Hey Person

Person: I will give you a blowjob for just $2:00. Can you put that in a non perverted way?

Pengyster48: Uhh…

*switch back to main chat*

Random N00b: HELP ME AT MAMMOTH!!!11!! I NEED BAK UP!!1!!1 ACP IS ATAKING!!11!!

Pengyster48: I have kicked Random N00b. Reason: N00B!!!!!

Person: All Nachos to Fjord to recruit!

Zzztops: Yes me lord.

Pengyster48: But I am le’ tired…

Person: Well take a nap, THEN COME TO FJORD!!! :@

Flarry: Party in meh pants

Jayson: Yay!!!

Cookies: WHERES THE PRUNE JUICE!?!?!?

Pengyster48 *pcing Person*: So how’s it goin?

Person: *no response*

Pengyster48: Hello you there?

Person: *no response*

Pengyster48: You it’d be nice if you replied once in a while…

Person: *no response*

*switch back to main chat*

N00b: Person you’re so cool!1!!1!

Person: *once again, no response*

Some other n00b: Person is like the best leder eva!!!11!

Pengyster48: *rolls eyes*

Jayson: Here Pengy, have a lemon whiskey *crashes into pole*

Pengyster48: Thanks Jayson! *chugs whiskey* Mmm

Flarry: Who wants to go streaking across CP with me?

Pengyster48: Me!!!!! *falls on floor unconscious*

Person: Let’s leave that guy on the floor. He never did anything for Nachos anyway.

Zzztops: Yeah. It’s not like he raised me in the Nachos and taught me everything I know.

Person: Exactly.

Oagal: WHERES THE PEPTO BISMAL!?!?!?

Shadow: DIE!!!! *throws rock at Oagal*

Flarry: G2g hide in MJ’s closet.

Jayson: I’m comin too.

Pengyster48: *eventully gets bored and leaves*

THE DAY OF RECKONING
A CIVIL WAR STORY BY TOMB147

Chapter 1: The Beginning

THE DAY WAS CLEAR, NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY.

ZIPPY500 WAS LEADING A SCOUT MADE UP OF 5 PEOPLE ON FJORD, WHEN SUDDENLY; TOM WOLF APPEARED WITH DOUBLE OF WHAT ZIPPY HAD.

STARTLED, ZIPPY STUMBLED ON A ROCK WHILE TOM WOLF LAUGHED TO HIMSELF.

“PATHETIC”, HE SAID.

“THE GREAT ZIPPY CANNOT EVEN MANAGE TO HOLD HIMSELF UP, MUCH LESS LEAD AN ARMY.”

ZIPPY ROSE BACK, “HOW DARE YOU, YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO THAT WE LEAD EQUALLY!”

“PFFT” YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW THAT YOU CLEARLY TOOK CONTROL OF THIS ARMY WHEN I LEFT FOR VACATION!”

“HOW DARE YOU! EVEN IF I DID TAKE OVER, I DIDN’T MEAN IT!”

“WELL GUESS WHAT, TOM SAID, I REALLY DON’T CARE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!”

“THAT’S IT” ZIPPY SAID.

IT’S WAR.

Chapter 2: WAR.

ZIPPY LEAPED UP AND ORDERED 50 TROOPS FROM THE BARRACKS (LOCATED AT BLIZZARD)

TOM ALSO, CALLED IN ABOUT 40, IT WAS A TIE.

“AS YOU CAN SEE” ZIPPY SAID,

WE ARE MATCHED.

“THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK!” SAID TOM

“BOOOOM!!”

THE GROUND RUMBLED AND A FISSURE ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE GROUND CRACKED. THE AIR TURNED INTO A MISTY DARK COLOR.

“I SHOULD’VE KNOWN, ALWAYS QUICK WITH THE EXPLOSIVES EH TOM?” SAID ZIPPY.

“THAT’S NOT ALL I GOT!”

AND ALL OF FJORD STOOD STILL, WAITING FOR WHAT TREASURIES WOULD COME NEXT.

“ARGHH!” TOM SAID.

YOU THERE! EHHH *READS NAME TAG* TERRYKING24

“WHERE IS THERE AIR ASSAULT?”

“UUH, SIR, IT SEEMS THAT ALL OUR AIR FORCE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT!”

“WHAT!??!” TOM YELLED.

SUDDENLY, ZIPPY STARTED TO LAUGH TO HIMSELF,

“LOOKS LIKE YOUR IDEA OF A FJORD NAVY WAS A GOOD IDEA EH TOM?”

“HOW DARE YOU!”

THAT NEXT SECOND, THE ICEBERGS OF FJORD SHOOK WITH A RUMBLE.

“HERE THEY COME” SAID ZIPPY.

Chapter 3: Navy and Army Clash.

THE NAVY WAS AMAZING, THERE BLUE AND WHITE UNIFORMS SHOOK TOM’S SIDE UP A BIT.

THERE APPEARANCE, ATTITUDE, AND PERSEVERANCE WAS AMAZING!

THE NAVY SURROUNDED ZIPPY’S SIDE.

“READY TO GIVE UP TOMMY BOY?” ZIPPY SAID.

“NOT JUST YET ZIPPY” TOM SAID.

“I’VE GOT MEH OWN TRICKS!”

AND FROM THE COVE CAME THE ARMY.

THEY ROARED INTO FORMATION IN BACK OF TOM.

THAT’S WHEN ZIPPY SAID,

“NAVY! FORMATION 500!”

Chapter 4: Formation 500

SUDDENLY, THE NAVY FORMED INTO THE SHAPE OF A TRIANGLE!

“TRY BEATING FORMATION 500! OTHERWISE KNOWN AS, FORMATION CHEEZ IT!” SAID ZIPPY

THE TRIANGULAR MONSTER CHARGED INTO THE CROWD, KNOCKING DOWN ABOUT 30 NACHOS ON TOMS SIDE.

TOM YELLED AND JUMPED UP

“ARMY, CHARRGEE!!!”

SPEARS CLASHED, SWORDS ROSE, HOCKEY STICKS SNAPPED.

IN A FEW WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT,

IT WAS CHAOS.

Chapter 5: The Resolution.

FINALLY AFTER BATTLING FOR ABOUT 5 HOURS, TOM ROSE TO HIS FEAT,

“THIS IS POINTLESS ZIPPY!”

“YOU THINK?” ZIPPY YELLED FROM THE SIDELINES.

“ALL WE DID WAS CAUSE CHAOS AND DESTROY THE LIVES OF FELLOW NACHOS.” ZIPPY SAID.

“YES, PLUS WE STARTED TO FIGHT FOR NO REASON”

“WRONG.”ZIPPY SAID.

“EXCUSE ME?” SAID TOM.

“JUST KIDDING”, ZIPPY SAID CHEWING A RANDOM CHEEZ IT.

“WELL OL’ FRIEND, READY FOR A NEW BEGINNING?”

“YOU KNOW IT.” SAID ZIPPY.

THAT DAY, 5 CAT TANKS WERE LOST AND ABOUT 50 – 60 FELLOW NACHOS FELL THAT DAY.

WHILE ZIPPY AND TOM WERE WALKING BACK TO BLIZZARD THEY SPOTTED A FIGURE HIDING IN THE DARKNESS.

“WHATS THAT?” TOM SAD.

“EHEM, SOLDIER SHADOW2446 REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR! ERR, SIRS!”

“COME ALONG SON, I THINK YOU’LL FIT IN JUST FINE HERE…”

THE END.

Lost in war!
By:Zzztops
Prolouoge

Somewhere in the future
A massive world war had broken out in ClubPenguin. CP warfare had become popular amongst players again. The massive growth of armys ensured all out war… ranging from armys with websites…. too noob armys made at the last second. While the suddenly unexpected growth happend major armys started to bicker with each other. Soon all armys were enemies…. no allies. Soon with all of these effects stacking on top of each other…. ClubPenguins biggest world war was born….

Chapter 1

Jimmy walked around the town of Abominable. Penguins appeared to be rushing everywhere. Penguins were warning others of war at the snow forts, ice berg, and all over. Jimmy, very confused by all of this chaos decided to ask someone. Jimmy saw a person in the ACP named Bobcatboy. Jimmy ran up to Bob “What is happening?!” Jimmy screamed at Bob. Bob stared at Jimmy…. “Ughh this is going to take ALOT of explaining, luckily you found a CP warfare blogger” Bob said. After Bob explained Jimmy was just about to join ACP… when all of a sudden….. a massive group of UMA, RPF, IW, WW,tons of noob armys….and of course Nachos!!!! charged into town. Penguins Bodys were flying everywhere left to right! Guns were shot, and soon the town was full and the rooms around it were too! Jimmy did not know what to do! A loyal Nacho named KingKinz yelled “Hey you get behind me!” Jimmy ducked beind King. AkaBob the Nacho leader yelled ” Damn it keep firing Nachos!” Akabob stared at Jimmy and AkaBob said “You a recruit?” Jimmy, confused and baffle said “yeah… I guess” Akabob then said “Get too the Forest all recruits are there!” Jimmy hiked off….

Chapter 2
Jimmy soon reached the Forest to find a medium sized Nacho recruit camp. Jimmy ran into the Nacho Co-leader Puckley’s tent who was put in charge to recruitment by Akabob. “Soo your a new recruit?” Puckley asked. Jimmy nodded “Have a Lemon” Puckley said as he handed jimmy a lemon from a box. “Thanks” said Jimmy. Jimmy then went outside into the training ground with Puckley and the other recruits. “Ok recruits today you will learn basic snowball firing tactics!” Puckley said as he handed all the recruits a basic snowball pistol. “What the hell is this?” A recruit named Cookies asked? “It is a basic training weapon…” said puck. Cookies shot a bullet at a target “This is as faulty as your training skills” Cookies said to Puckley. Puckley resisted the urge to lemon bomb Cookies. “Now then” Puckle said. But right than the UMA came charging into the recruitment camp! “Take this place down!” Said Jackfrost an UMA leader leading the Raid. “Ruuuunnnnnnn!!” Puckley yelled “I will hold them off with my lemon bombs! Jimmy ran and escaped in all the confusion.

Chapter 3

Jimmy who was now lost, afraid, and lonely went into the pizza parlor hopeing to find some kind people ready to greet him with pizza. Instead, When Jimmy walked in he found the hole Pizza parlor demolished…. Then he saw a small tribe called the tikis. Jimmy pulled out his training pistol “Keep away” he warned. A tiki named Sumom jabbed him with his rod. “Yeeeoooowww!” Jimmy yelled. Jimmy then pulled out his pistol and shot the tikis dead. “Did I just…. KILL some people?!” he asked himself.

Chapter 4

Jimmy left the Pizza parlor into the Plaza to find… Nachos killing a noob army called “the bandits” “BOINK!” Yelled Pringle as he wacked the Bandits leader with a baseball bat. Imandreas the bandit leader fell to the ground. Jimmy approached Person one of the nachos main leaders who was regrouping the sccatered recruits. “You in charge?” Jimmy asked. “Of course I am” said Person…. “and are you one of the sccatered recruits?” “Eeerm yes” Jimmy said. Person said “Welcome to the Nachos then you are now a soldier.” “Go see Rabo for a better weapon” Jimmy was directed to Rabo. ” Take this” Rabo said as he handed Jimmy an AK-47. “Thanks” Jimmy said, Rabo replied by saying “Meh”. “Ok all we are going to be charging IW in the Snow Forts!” Jimmy thought to himself “Ohh no”

Chapter 5

“Ready? GO!” Person gave the command and the Nachos charged into the Snow Forts. “Get Behind the fort at the top!” The Nachos charged behind the snow fort at the top…. and the firing began. Iceyfeet1234 the leader and creator of the IceWarriors was prepared. It appeard all of IW were at the Snow forts….. only a few Nachos were able to fit into the Snow Forts. Jimmy was one of the one’s lucky enough(or in his case unlucky enough) to get into the snow forts. Person could not get in and the Nacho troops attacked the IW in a disorderly mannor, sadly the Nacho troops were falling at a rapid pace. Iceyfeet yelled out “Everyone charge the Nachos… LETS FINISH THIS GROUP!” The IW started to charge! Jimmy and the remaining Nacho troops were about to be joke bombed but just then….. A Nacho cat tank flew into the battle field and blocked the charging IW troops! The cat tank broke the Snow Fort’s penguin capacitator and the Nachos charged in! Snow guns fired, Snow swords clashed, and orders were being yelled! Person shouted “Nachos make a line!” the Nachos soon had a line. Then as if the action could not get anymore tense…. UMA charged in! Icey yelled “retreat!!!” The UMA chased after the IW…. leaving the Nachos the Snow Forts.

[MORE TO COME SOON!]

Inside WWIV
By: Cro3000Chapter 1
“Leading”

In the deep smoke of the future CP WWVI, There was a Brave Nachos Squad. It was Lead by a Fellow Grand General Named Gamer. I, Major, Cro,was very addicted to war games, and knew a lot about surviving in a war zone.
Nacho bombers flew Over head the Squad. “Okay!”,Said Gamer, “I want everyone to be Sharper than a steak knife!” “Mmmm. Steak!” Said Police. “Shut up!” , Gamer yelled. “Anyway, you guys are going to have to be alert of everything in your path. ACP Pepto Bisma Tanks, Gold Flamethrowers, and of coarse, Noob Banzi’s.” He Warned. “Cro, your leading this. I need my Lemon Whiskey.” “Okay Gamer, But those ACP Peto Bisma tanks seem kinda dangerous. Especially because Oagal is gonna be sucking on the tanks!”, I said “C’mon, Squad. We got Back Stabbers to pwn!”. The squad followed. “TANK!!!”,Screamed Korei. “CRAP!” I yelled. “GET YOUR BUTTS’ BEHIND THE WALL!”
That was the least of our problems. A Noob Banzi Group Who call themselves “The BackStabbers” Were Charging towards us with VERY Sharp Bayonets. “WHERE THE HELL DID THEY MANAGE TO GET THOSE GUNS?!” Jar Screeched. “GAH!” Police yelled. “I’M HIT DAMMIT!”
To be Continued…

GENTLEMEN

By AkaBob22

One day the Gentlemen were hanging out by 2fort, waiting for the evil (ACP) Blue Team to arrive. Soon, the Gentlemen, thanks to Jayson’s scope, noticed a Blue Helmet cross over the battle lines. The War was on.

Puckley quickly started building a sentry gun, Qwerty was spy checking, and Aka was smoking 700 ciggarettes at once and coughed up a lung in the process. Suddenly, Police lit a Spy on fire! It was Seanehawk! Seanehawk tried running away, only to run into Linkin’s Mini-gun and was made into swiss cheese. Linkin the proceeded to pick up Seanehawk’s dead body, put him in a Sandvich, and ate him, killing Quince instantly. One down, 8 to go.

The Gentlemen were guarding the Intelligence (yes, everyone was), when suddenly the Blu Medic (Saint) and the Blu Heavy (Dryvit) ran in, Uber-charged! However, they fell short when Policeman used his compression blast and blasted him outside the Intelligence room, cancelling the Uber-charge. Jayson just so happend to see the whole thing, and used his machete to kill Saint, while Aka came out of…. uh…. nowhere…. and back-stabbed Dryvit. Jayson started Sniper humping and Aka started Spy crabbing over the dead bodies, lol.

Meanwhile, Naruto and and Korei were sitting up by the spawn, watching for enemies. Suddenly, the Blu Pyro (Boomer) runs in and starts trying to flame everybody! Puckley ran in from the stair case going to the intelligence, and fires 6 shotgun blasts, which (along with Naruto firing madly) eventually kills the mumbling beast. However, Korei was beyond repair, and exploded into a million pieces.Puckley then picked up all of the pieces, and built a new Korei, Korei4.

“WE HAVE TAKEN THE ENEMY INTELLIGENCE” said Mcnuggetboy, while Pringle was bobbing and weaving all over the place, bonking the Blu Scout (Flappy) over the head, killing him instantly. Pringle runs, runs, runs, and finally jumps onto the 2forts bridge cover/roof, and runs to the Red Battlements, where he promptly says “BONK!”, but his head then explodes backward from getting shot in the head, by the Blu Sniper (Stev). His body laying in a crumpled heap, King Kinz swears that maggot will pay. Dodging sniper shots, King rocket jumps up into their battlements and smacks that sorry look off Stev’s face with his trench shovel. King then says “This is MY world! You are not welcome in MY world!”

6 down, 3 to go. Too bad it wouldn’t last long.

In a desperate bid to end the match quickly, the Blu Engineer (Clintos), and the Blu Demo-man (Divotoo) start setting up a base right next to the Gentlemen spawn after Divotoo blew up Puck and his all machines (or did he?). However, Aka had unnoticingly killed the Blu Soldier (Thebest22), and disguised as him, getting behind enemy lines. Aka then stood by the dispenser, waiting for the perfect moment. Divitoo didn’t realize this match was sudden death, so he had his back turned, while Clintos was upgrading his sentry. Aka seized the oppurtunity, and then: “SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!” Aka then quickly back-stabbed the Engineer while he cloaked and ran back to the Intelligence room. One more to go.

Divitoo started freaking out and became paranoid, setting up stickies aat every entrance and swinging his bottle everywhere, making a back-stab impossible. However, Divitoo forgot the teleporters (50 cent and Tomb), and all the Gentlemen still alive teleported into the battlements. Everyone started madly firing at all the stickies guarding the entrance, and pushed them over by the Demo-man. Rca blocked his only escape (the area below the Red Spawn), so now HE was trapped in the room. Divitoo paniked, and decided to run out, where Rca promptly killed him, blasting his pieces all over the room. “VICTORY” Said Mcnuggetboy, and the round was over.
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Lost in war!

Prolouoge…. somewere in the future
A massive world war had broken out in ClubPenguin. CP warfare had become popular amongst players again. The massive growth of armys ensured all out war… ranging from armys with websites…. too noob armys made at the last second. While the suddenly unexpected growth happend major armys started to bicker with each other. Soon all armys were enemies…. no allies. Soon with all of these effects stacking on top of each other…. ClubPenguins biggest world war was born….

Chapter 1

Jimmy walked around the town of Abominable. Penguins appeared to be rushing everywere. Penguins were warning others of war at the snow forts, ice berg, and all over. Jimmy, very confused by all of this chaos decided to ask someone. Jimmy saw a person in the ACP named Bobcatboy. Jimmy ran up to Bob “What is happening?!” Jimmy screamed at Bob. Bob stared at Jimmy…. “Ughh this is going to take ALOT of explaining, luckily you found a CP warfare blogger” Bob said. After Bob explained Jimmy was just about to join ACP… when all of a sudden….. a massive group of UMA, RPF, IW, WW,tons of noob armys….and of course Nachos!!!! Penguins Bodys were flying everywere left to right! Guns were shot, and soon the town was full and the rooms around it were too! Jimmy did not know what to do! A loyal Nacho named KingKinz yelled “Hey you get behind me!” Jimmy ducked beind King. AkaBob the Nacho leader yelled ” Damn it keep firing Nachos!” Akabob stared at Jimmy and AkaBob said “You a recruit?” Jimmy, confused and baffle said “yeah… I guess” Akabob then said “Get too the Forest all recruits are there!” Jimmy hiked off….

Chapter 2
Jimmy soon reached the Forest to find a medium sized Nacho recruit camp. Jimmy ran into the Nacho Co-leader Puckley’s tent who was put in charge to recruitment by Akabob. “Soo your a new recruit?” Puckley asked. Jimmy nodded “Have a Lemon” Puckley said as he handed jimmy a lemon from a box. “Thanks” said Jimmy. Jimmy then went outside into the training ground with Puckley and the other recruits. “Ok recruits today you will learn basic snowball firing tactics!” Puckley said as he handed all the recruits a basic snowball pistol. “What the hell is this?” A recruit named Cookies asked? “It is a basic training weapon…” said puck. Cookies shot a bullet at a target “This is as faulty as your training skills” Cookies said to Puckley. Puckley resisted the urge to lemon bomb Cookies. “Now then” Puckle said. But right than the UMA came charging into the recruitment camp! “Take this place down!” Said Jackfrost an UMA leader leading the Raid. “Ruuuunnnnnnn!!” Puckley yelled “I will hold them off with my lemon bombs! Jimmy ran and escaped in all the confusion.

Chapter 3

Jimmy who was now lost, afraid, and lonely went into the pizza parlor hopeing to find some kind people ready to greet him with pizza. Instead, When Jimmy walked in he found the hole Pizza parlor demolished…. Then he saw a small tribe called the tikis. Jimmy pulled out his training pistol “Keep away” he warned. A tiki named Sumom jabbed him with his rod. “Yeeeoooowww!” Jimmy yelled. Jimmy then pulled out his pistol and shot the tikis dead. “Did I just…. KILL some people?!” he asked himself.

Chapter 4

Jimmy left the Pizza parlor into the Plaza to find… Nachos killing a noob army called “the bandits” “BOINK!” Yelled Pringle as he wacked the Bandits leader with a baseball bat. Imandreas the bandit leader fell to the ground. Jimmy approached Person one of the nachos main leaders who was regrouping the sccatered recruits. “You in charge?” Jimmy asked. “Of course I am” said Person…. “and are you one of the sccatered recruits?” “Eeerm yes” Jimmy said. Person said “Welcome to the Nachos then you are now a soldier.” “Go see Rabo for a better weapon” Jimmy was directed to Rabo. ” Take this” Rabo said as he handed Jimmy an AK-47. “Thanks” Jimmy said, Rabo replied by saying “Meh”. “Ok all we are going to be charging IW in the Snow Forts!” Jimmy thought to himself “Ohh no”

Chapter 5

“Ready? GO!” Person gave the command and the Nachos charged into the Snow Forts. “Get Behind the fort at the top!” The Nachos charged behind the snow fort at the top…. and the firing began.

“NOT DONE TOO BE CONTINUED”

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June 30, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Nachos and Gold 2 the beginning of the end
By: rout 66
BOOM BOOM! Wake up Nachos wake up!! Said Person, the Nachos slumped out of their base. Rout sprang up as he heard the alarm Silvertoy (silver as i call him in the storys) ran over to Rout and said whats going on? Rout said the Golds are attacking for reveng. Then all the suddon they joke bombed nachos. Person said to the nachos we have to get out of here! Meadow and 77hockey had to get all the Nachos to be alerted to attack NOW! The nachos grabbed there Snow ball shooters and real guns. The Golds busted in to the base shooting everyone. The nachos got out of the base well some didnt but the ones that did went to the iceberg and got into the aqua grabber.they went under water then crack tink tink. the glass was braking and they had to get out of it. They flotted up to the surface. When the got to the berg Golds were waiting for them. The golds got a bazooka and shot the ice berg and got into jets and flew away. a Nacho named Signaal was able to hang on to a jet. Silver got into a jet of his own and followed the Golds. The other nachos were stuck on the sinking Iceberg and as it cracked the worried if they would survive. Boom crack then a nacho named Wobbleman swam into the water to get his jet to free the nachos. Then person said go to the top of the berg! The Nachos ran to the top! the berg split in half! BOOM then the half that they were on started to tip! Then at the last second when the last bit of the berg was their Wobbleman came with his jet and saved the Nachos. The golds were still on the move! Signaal gt on the walkie talkie and said the Golds are landing! Person said were at? Hmm hard to say i never ben here! Then Signall said I think were at ROCKHOPPER ISLAND! Silver landed right by Signaal let go of the jet he was hanging on. He face planted the ground. Silver saw another jet land and all the nachos that survived came out. Rout said the are going for rockhoppers GOLD!Person said your right. Meadow said or there here to kill Rockhopper or hold him hostedj and ask for gold if rockhopper says i never tell you. Then the golds will shoot him. Rout said ya thats right. Jackiechan (a penguin not the guy lol)a penguin that was a prisoner of the Golds joined the nachos and he helped them find were they were. Then jackie said he saw them walk into the broken ship. The nachos walked in they heard a little bit of a voice. It said were is the….. No more of the voice was heard. Person said lets go come on. Rout walked through with hes buddies. Rockhopper was tied up in a chair. With a peice of tape on his mouth. Person took it off. Rockhopper said I thank ye and I want ye to help I saw some Golds they did this. Ok we will help. Just were did they go said Signaal. ARRG I wish I could tell ye. i be thinkin that way up they stairs. The nachos alked up the stairs. The golds were planning and turned around and shot Rout. Rout fell to the ground. Then the golds shot Signaal and wabbleman. Person got out his Mp40 and shot all of the golds. Rout was not dead just really hurt and the others were only hurts. They went to the hospitle. Then after that Rout and Signall and wabbleman were back and running and jackiechan was a nacho. Then the nachos had to do one more thing. They went into the ninja hideout and had war VS ninjas. Rout shot 6 Ninjas. 4 were left person got a bazooka and shot and 1 ninja was alive walking and jackie chain shot the ninja with a snipper then out of no were 4 ninjas came and Rout and signaal kiled all 4. Then the war was over and the nachos made it through all of the war and at Rockhopper island rockhopper was still trapped and a Gold shot him. The Gold walked away and was half alive, and while he was walking he died. At the end everyone got higher ranked and jackie became a nacho and Nachos were the best army in CP. Then on TV golds were all dead. Nachos had a party for the win and it was all over.

Golds files that i discoverd this is real stuff i think
July 30th fjord attac nachos. Thats all i heard on CP i was esdroping and they saw me but i got that so they may not come because i heard. THE END

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June 30, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Nachos and Golds 2 the beginning of the end
By: rout 66
BOOM BOOM!! Wake up Nachos wake up!! Said Person, the Nachos slumped out of their base. Rout sprang up as he heard the alarm Silvertoy (silver as i call him in the storys) ran over to Rout and said whats going on? Rout said the Golds are attacking for reveng. Then all the suddon they joke bombed nachos. Person said to the nachos we have to get out of here! Meadow and 77hockey had to get all the Nachos to be alerted to attack NOW! The nachos grabbed there Snow ball shooters and real guns. The Golds busted in to the base shooting everyone. The nachos got out of the base well some didnt but the ones that did went to the iceberg and got into the aqua grabber.they went under water then crack tink tink. the glass was braking and they had to get out of it. They flotted up to the surface. When the got to the berg Golds were waiting for them. The golds got a bazooka and shot the ice berg and got into jets and flew away. a Nacho named Signaal was able to hang on to a jet. Silver got into a jet of his own and followed the Golds. The other nachos were stuck on the sinking Iceberg and as it cracked the worried if they would survive. Boom crack then a nacho named Wobbleman swam into the water to get his jet to free the nachos. Then person said go to the top of the berg! The Nachos ran to the top! the berg split in half! BOOM then the half that they were on started to tip! Then at the last second when the last bit of the berg was their Wobbleman came with his jet and saved the Nachos. The golds were still on the move! Signaal gt on the walkie talkie and said the Golds are landing! Person said were at? Hmm hard to say i never ben here! Then Signall said I think were at ROCKHOPPER ISLAND! Silver landed right by Signaal let go of the jet he was hanging on. He face planted the ground. Silver saw another jet land and all the nachos that survived came out. Rout said the are going for rockhoppers GOLD!Person said your right. Meadow said or there here to kill Rockhopper or hold him hostedj and ask for gold if rockhopper says i never tell you. Then the golds will shoot him. Rout said ya thats right. Jackiechan (a penguin not the guy lol)a penguin that was a prisoner of the Golds joined the nachos and he helped them find were they were. Then jackie said he saw them walk into the broken ship. The nachos walked in they heard a little bit of a voice. It said were is the….. No more of the voice was heard. Person said lets go come on. Rout walked through with hes buddies. Rockhopper was tied up in a chair. With a peice of tape on his mouth. Person took it off. Rockhopper said I thank ye and I want ye to help I saw some Golds they did this. Ok we will help. Just were did they go said Signaal. ARRG I wish I could tell ye. i be thinkin that way up they stairs. The nachos alked up the stairs. The golds were planning and turned around and shot Rout. Rout fell to the ground. Then the golds shot Signaal and wabbleman. Person got out his Mp40 and shot all of the golds. Rout was not dead just really hurt and the others were only hurts. They went to the hospitle. Then after that Rout and Signall and wabbleman were back and running and jackiechan was a nacho. Then the nachos had to do one more thing. They went into the ninja hideout and had war VS ninjas. Rout shot 6 Ninjas. 4 were left person got a bazooka and shot and 1 ninja was alive walking and jackie chain shot the ninja with a snipper then out of no were 4 ninjas came and Rout and signaal kiled all 4. Then the war was over and the nachos made it through all of the war and at Rockhopper island rockhopper was still trapped and a Gold shot him. The Gold walked away and was half alive, and while he was walking he died. At the end everyone got higher ranked and jackie became a nacho and Nachos were the best army in CP. Then on TV golds were all dead. Nachos had a party for the win and it was all over.

Golds files that i discoverd this is real stuff i think
July 30th fjord attac nachos. Thats all i heard on CP i was esdroping and they saw me but i got that so they may not come because i heard. THE END

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June 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Once upon a time, a universe, far, far, away…

Shadow was polishing his decoy rocks, while Person was recruiting, while Aka was on his PS3, while Shaq was training, while Linkin was just being Linkin, while Puckley was counting his lemons, while Terr was bored, while Smeeble slept, while Time was training, ACP invaded Mammoth.

“Get your butts to Mammoth!!” Shadow yelled.

“Yes sir!” Puckley responded.

Billybob was strolling through Mammoth, until ACP surrounded him.

“WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?” Billybob screamed in rage.

“We are invading this server, SO BACK OFF!” Oagalthorp said.

“Yeah!…” Shaboomboom back’d up sarcastically.

Suddenly, the Nacho division, Army, showed up. It was a battle.

“FIRE!” Person yelled.

“King Kinz, get into the Cat Tank!” Linkin said.

“Sir, I don’t have a liscence…” King Kinz responded.

“Okay, Time get into the Cat Tank!” Linkin tried again.

“Yes sir!” Time answered.

So Time fired at the Pepto Bismol© building. (Oagalthorp LOVED Pepto Bismol)

While the town was being fought over, the Air Force division was protecting Shadow’s ‘Decoy Rock Factory’.

“Guard the entrances Rabo! Guard it with your life.” Shaq ordered.

“Okay, I’ll die over it…” Rabo answered.

While they were fighting over the warehouse, the Navy division were at the Ice Berg. (Linkin was leading)

Linkin yelled, “Come on Tomb you slow-poke!”

“Yes sir..*pant pant*” Tomb gasped.

Linkin and Tomb took the ‘Secret Tunnel’, they surprisingly met Aunt Arctic on the way. “Why hello, boys! Have a cookie.” Aunt Arctic said softly.

“Ehh, OKAY!” Linkin said.

So Linkin and Tomb and some others were on there way. The tunnel lead them to the Pizza Parlor, Linkin peeked up, and saw Boomer in a port-a-potty, it said, “Occupied FOREVER”

“Hmmph, should’ve known.” Linkin laughed.

At the town, Time was firing the cat tank, the rest were fighting on ground.

Bat showed up, and asked, “Person, can UMA help fight?”

“Sure, but you have to get the army here…NOW.” Person smiled.

A couple minutes later, UMA was ALL over club Penguin, Person and the others smiled cheerfully.

UMA, Nachos, and ACP went to the Snow Forts, it was now a huge war.

Puckley felt something weird in his pocket, he pulled out a lemon. “This ought to do the trick!”

Millions of lemons attacked ACP soldiers.

Person told Aka to lead the rest of the battle, he was happy.

Oagalthorp whispered to Shab, “Are your boxers on too tight, mine are!”

Aka took charge of the Cat Tank, he fired at the “Boxer store”, Oagal looked like he was going to wet himself.

Aka saw a butt-load of ACP soldiers (coming up the rear O_O) and threw his specially designed sombreo and cut them all in half near-instantly.

Bat had to leave, so Lots of Pie took over, he was determined to win.

The battle was almost over, the Nachos and UMA took the final charge. Half of ACP were still recovering from the crazy lemon attack. So the 2 armies took the battle, and finished it.

ACP were gone.

“WE WON!!” Everyone yelled.

Moral: ACP shouldn’t invade Mammoth.

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Puckley’s Biography
By: Time689Once upon a time, an planet far, far away, Puckley was born.

Puckley was raised by his parents. His parents owned, “The Lemon Factory”. So Puckley always had a strange obsession with lemons.

“LEMON!” Puckley screamed. This was Puckley’s first word. So his parents gave him a truck load of lemons.

A couple years later, he was 5, he was sleeping one night in his own bed, his bed had a sheet on it with pictures of lemons all over it, his room had painted lemons on the wall, and in his shoe drawer, he had a lemon.

Puckley was at his first day of school. He met a penguin named Pringle. Pringle also had a obsession, a obsession of saying, “Bonk”. “BONK BONK BONK BONK!” The 5 year old Pringle said.

“Hello, Pringle!” Puckley said cheerfully. “My name is Puckley.” Puckley’s back-pack was stuffed with his lunch, his lunch was, of course, lemons.

After sometime, Oagalthorp came to the lunch table, he also had an obsession, a obsession with Pepto Bismol©. “Yellow! My name is Oagal!”

“Why hello, my name is Puckley. You can call me Puck.” Puckley answered.

“My name is Pringle!” Pringle screamed!

“My name is Oagalthorp!” Oagal said when he just finished his Pepto Bismol bottle. “Do you know where the next Pepto Bismol store is?”

“Nope, I have no idea.” Puckley answered.

Over the years, Oagal left school, and went to work at the Pepto Bismol shack. Pringle & Puck were in college now.

After college, Puck went to the Nachos as a co-leader, and Pringle went to RFW, as a Leader. Oagal, well Oagal, he died of too much Pepto Bismol.

“Let’s recruit!” Puckley said cheerfully to the nacho soldiers, “White House, Town”

It was awesome! Puckley & Pringle were awesome.

One battle, Pringle & Puck shut there eyes, and they went…UP THERE.

Moral: Don’t doubt Puck and Pringle.

A Day in the Life of a Nacho Head General
By Pengyster48

*get on chat*

Pengyster48 *pcing Person*: Hey Person

Person: I will give you a blowjob for just $2:00. Can you put that in a non perverted way?

Pengyster48: Uhh…

*switch back to main chat*

Random N00b: HELP ME AT MAMMOTH!!!11!! I NEED BAK UP!!1!!1 ACP IS ATAKING!!11!!

Pengyster48: I have kicked Random N00b. Reason: N00B!!!!!

Person: All Nachos to Fjord to recruit!

Zzztops: Yes me lord.

Pengyster48: But I am le’ tired…

Person: Well take a nap, THEN COME TO FJORD!!! :@

Flarry: Party in meh pants

Jayson: Yay!!!

Cookies: WHERES THE PRUNE JUICE!?!?!?

Pengyster48 *pcing Person*: So how’s it goin?

Person: *no response*

Pengyster48: Hello you there?

Person: *no response*

Pengyster48: You it’d be nice if you replied once in a while…

Person: *no response*

*switch back to main chat*

N00b: Person you’re so cool!1!!1!

Person: *once again, no response*

Some other n00b: Person is like the best leder eva!!!11!

Pengyster48: *rolls eyes*

Jayson: Here Pengy, have a lemon whiskey *crashes into pole*

Pengyster48: Thanks Jayson! *chugs whiskey* Mmm

Flarry: Who wants to go streaking across CP with me?

Pengyster48: Me!!!!! *falls on floor unconscious*

Person: Let’s leave that guy on the floor. He never did anything for Nachos anyway.

Zzztops: Yeah. It’s not like he raised me in the Nachos and taught me everything I know.

Person: Exactly.

Oagal: WHERES THE PEPTO BISMAL!?!?!?

Shadow: DIE!!!! *throws rock at Oagal*

Flarry: G2g hide in MJ’s closet.

Jayson: I’m comin too.

Pengyster48: *eventully gets bored and leaves*

THE DAY OF RECKONING
A CIVIL WAR STORY BY TOMB147

Chapter 1: The Beginning

THE DAY WAS CLEAR, NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY.

ZIPPY500 WAS LEADING A SCOUT MADE UP OF 5 PEOPLE ON FJORD, WHEN SUDDENLY; TOM WOLF APPEARED WITH DOUBLE OF WHAT ZIPPY HAD.

STARTLED, ZIPPY STUMBLED ON A ROCK WHILE TOM WOLF LAUGHED TO HIMSELF.

“PATHETIC”, HE SAID.

“THE GREAT ZIPPY CANNOT EVEN MANAGE TO HOLD HIMSELF UP, MUCH LESS LEAD AN ARMY.”

ZIPPY ROSE BACK, “HOW DARE YOU, YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO THAT WE LEAD EQUALLY!”

“PFFT” YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW THAT YOU CLEARLY TOOK CONTROL OF THIS ARMY WHEN I LEFT FOR VACATION!”

“HOW DARE YOU! EVEN IF I DID TAKE OVER, I DIDN’T MEAN IT!”

“WELL GUESS WHAT, TOM SAID, I REALLY DON’T CARE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!”

“THAT’S IT” ZIPPY SAID.

IT’S WAR.

Chapter 2: WAR.

ZIPPY LEAPED UP AND ORDERED 50 TROOPS FROM THE BARRACKS (LOCATED AT BLIZZARD)

TOM ALSO, CALLED IN ABOUT 40, IT WAS A TIE.

“AS YOU CAN SEE” ZIPPY SAID,

WE ARE MATCHED.

“THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK!” SAID TOM

“BOOOOM!!”

THE GROUND RUMBLED AND A FISSURE ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE GROUND CRACKED. THE AIR TURNED INTO A MISTY DARK COLOR.

“I SHOULD’VE KNOWN, ALWAYS QUICK WITH THE EXPLOSIVES EH TOM?” SAID ZIPPY.

“THAT’S NOT ALL I GOT!”

AND ALL OF FJORD STOOD STILL, WAITING FOR WHAT TREASURIES WOULD COME NEXT.

“ARGHH!” TOM SAID.

YOU THERE! EHHH *READS NAME TAG* TERRYKING24

“WHERE IS THERE AIR ASSAULT?”

“UUH, SIR, IT SEEMS THAT ALL OUR AIR FORCE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT!”

“WHAT!??!” TOM YELLED.

SUDDENLY, ZIPPY STARTED TO LAUGH TO HIMSELF,

“LOOKS LIKE YOUR IDEA OF A FJORD NAVY WAS A GOOD IDEA EH TOM?”

“HOW DARE YOU!”

THAT NEXT SECOND, THE ICEBERGS OF FJORD SHOOK WITH A RUMBLE.

“HERE THEY COME” SAID ZIPPY.

Chapter 3: Navy and Army Clash.

THE NAVY WAS AMAZING, THERE BLUE AND WHITE UNIFORMS SHOOK TOM’S SIDE UP A BIT.

THERE APPEARANCE, ATTITUDE, AND PERSEVERANCE WAS AMAZING!

THE NAVY SURROUNDED ZIPPY’S SIDE.

“READY TO GIVE UP TOMMY BOY?” ZIPPY SAID.

“NOT JUST YET ZIPPY” TOM SAID.

“I’VE GOT MEH OWN TRICKS!”

AND FROM THE COVE CAME THE ARMY.

THEY ROARED INTO FORMATION IN BACK OF TOM.

THAT’S WHEN ZIPPY SAID,

“NAVY! FORMATION 500!”

Chapter 4: Formation 500

SUDDENLY, THE NAVY FORMED INTO THE SHAPE OF A TRIANGLE!

“TRY BEATING FORMATION 500! OTHERWISE KNOWN AS, FORMATION CHEEZ IT!” SAID ZIPPY

THE TRIANGULAR MONSTER CHARGED INTO THE CROWD, KNOCKING DOWN ABOUT 30 NACHOS ON TOMS SIDE.

TOM YELLED AND JUMPED UP

“ARMY, CHARRGEE!!!”

SPEARS CLASHED, SWORDS ROSE, HOCKEY STICKS SNAPPED.

IN A FEW WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT,

IT WAS CHAOS.

Chapter 5: The Resolution.

FINALLY AFTER BATTLING FOR ABOUT 5 HOURS, TOM ROSE TO HIS FEAT,

“THIS IS POINTLESS ZIPPY!”

“YOU THINK?” ZIPPY YELLED FROM THE SIDELINES.

“ALL WE DID WAS CAUSE CHAOS AND DESTROY THE LIVES OF FELLOW NACHOS.” ZIPPY SAID.

“YES, PLUS WE STARTED TO FIGHT FOR NO REASON”

“WRONG.”ZIPPY SAID.

“EXCUSE ME?” SAID TOM.

“JUST KIDDING”, ZIPPY SAID CHEWING A RANDOM CHEEZ IT.

“WELL OL’ FRIEND, READY FOR A NEW BEGINNING?”

“YOU KNOW IT.” SAID ZIPPY.

THAT DAY, 5 CAT TANKS WERE LOST AND ABOUT 50 – 60 FELLOW NACHOS FELL THAT DAY.

WHILE ZIPPY AND TOM WERE WALKING BACK TO BLIZZARD THEY SPOTTED A FIGURE HIDING IN THE DARKNESS.

“WHATS THAT?” TOM SAD.

“EHEM, SOLDIER SHADOW2446 REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR! ERR, SIRS!”

“COME ALONG SON, I THINK YOU’LL FIT IN JUST FINE HERE…”

THE END.

Lost in war!
By:Zzztops
Prolouoge

Somewhere in the future
A massive world war had broken out in ClubPenguin. CP warfare had become popular amongst players again. The massive growth of armys ensured all out war… ranging from armys with websites…. too noob armys made at the last second. While the suddenly unexpected growth happend major armys started to bicker with each other. Soon all armys were enemies…. no allies. Soon with all of these effects stacking on top of each other…. ClubPenguins biggest world war was born….

Chapter 1

Jimmy walked around the town of Abominable. Penguins appeared to be rushing everywhere. Penguins were warning others of war at the snow forts, ice berg, and all over. Jimmy, very confused by all of this chaos decided to ask someone. Jimmy saw a person in the ACP named Bobcatboy. Jimmy ran up to Bob “What is happening?!” Jimmy screamed at Bob. Bob stared at Jimmy…. “Ughh this is going to take ALOT of explaining, luckily you found a CP warfare blogger” Bob said. After Bob explained Jimmy was just about to join ACP… when all of a sudden….. a massive group of UMA, RPF, IW, WW,tons of noob armys….and of course Nachos!!!! charged into town. Penguins Bodys were flying everywhere left to right! Guns were shot, and soon the town was full and the rooms around it were too! Jimmy did not know what to do! A loyal Nacho named KingKinz yelled “Hey you get behind me!” Jimmy ducked beind King. AkaBob the Nacho leader yelled ” Damn it keep firing Nachos!” Akabob stared at Jimmy and AkaBob said “You a recruit?” Jimmy, confused and baffle said “yeah… I guess” Akabob then said “Get too the Forest all recruits are there!” Jimmy hiked off….

Chapter 2
Jimmy soon reached the Forest to find a medium sized Nacho recruit camp. Jimmy ran into the Nacho Co-leader Puckley’s tent who was put in charge to recruitment by Akabob. “Soo your a new recruit?” Puckley asked. Jimmy nodded “Have a Lemon” Puckley said as he handed jimmy a lemon from a box. “Thanks” said Jimmy. Jimmy then went outside into the training ground with Puckley and the other recruits. “Ok recruits today you will learn basic snowball firing tactics!” Puckley said as he handed all the recruits a basic snowball pistol. “What the hell is this?” A recruit named Cookies asked? “It is a basic training weapon…” said puck. Cookies shot a bullet at a target “This is as faulty as your training skills” Cookies said to Puckley. Puckley resisted the urge to lemon bomb Cookies. “Now then” Puckle said. But right than the UMA came charging into the recruitment camp! “Take this place down!” Said Jackfrost an UMA leader leading the Raid. “Ruuuunnnnnnn!!” Puckley yelled “I will hold them off with my lemon bombs! Jimmy ran and escaped in all the confusion.

Chapter 3

Jimmy who was now lost, afraid, and lonely went into the pizza parlor hopeing to find some kind people ready to greet him with pizza. Instead, When Jimmy walked in he found the hole Pizza parlor demolished…. Then he saw a small tribe called the tikis. Jimmy pulled out his training pistol “Keep away” he warned. A tiki named Sumom jabbed him with his rod. “Yeeeoooowww!” Jimmy yelled. Jimmy then pulled out his pistol and shot the tikis dead. “Did I just…. KILL some people?!” he asked himself.

Chapter 4

Jimmy left the Pizza parlor into the Plaza to find… Nachos killing a noob army called “the bandits” “BOINK!” Yelled Pringle as he wacked the Bandits leader with a baseball bat. Imandreas the bandit leader fell to the ground. Jimmy approached Person one of the nachos main leaders who was regrouping the sccatered recruits. “You in charge?” Jimmy asked. “Of course I am” said Person…. “and are you one of the sccatered recruits?” “Eeerm yes” Jimmy said. Person said “Welcome to the Nachos then you are now a soldier.” “Go see Rabo for a better weapon” Jimmy was directed to Rabo. ” Take this” Rabo said as he handed Jimmy an AK-47. “Thanks” Jimmy said, Rabo replied by saying “Meh”. “Ok all we are going to be charging IW in the Snow Forts!” Jimmy thought to himself “Ohh no”

Chapter 5

“Ready? GO!” Person gave the command and the Nachos charged into the Snow Forts. “Get Behind the fort at the top!” The Nachos charged behind the snow fort at the top…. and the firing began. Iceyfeet1234 the leader and creator of the IceWarriors was prepared. It appeard all of IW were at the Snow forts….. only a few Nachos were able to fit into the Snow Forts. Jimmy was one of the one’s lucky enough(or in his case unlucky enough) to get into the snow forts. Person could not get in and the Nacho troops attacked the IW in a disorderly mannor, sadly the Nacho troops were falling at a rapid pace. Iceyfeet yelled out “Everyone charge the Nachos… LETS FINISH THIS GROUP!” The IW started to charge! Jimmy and the remaining Nacho troops were about to be joke bombed but just then….. A Nacho cat tank flew into the battle field and blocked the charging IW troops! The cat tank broke the Snow Fort’s penguin capacitator and the Nachos charged in! Snow guns fired, Snow swords clashed, and orders were being yelled! Person shouted “Nachos make a line!” the Nachos soon had a line. Then as if the action could not get anymore tense…. UMA charged in! Icey yelled “retreat!!!” The UMA chased after the IW…. leaving the Nachos the Snow Forts.

[MORE TO COME SOON!]

Inside WWIV
By: Cro3000Chapter 1
“Leading”

In the deep smoke of the future CP WWVI, There was a Brave Nachos Squad. It was Lead by a Fellow Grand General Named Gamer. I, Major, Cro,was very addicted to war games, and knew a lot about surviving in a war zone.
Nacho bombers flew Over head the Squad. “Okay!”,Said Gamer, “I want everyone to be Sharper than a steak knife!” “Mmmm. Steak!” Said Police. “Shut up!” , Gamer yelled. “Anyway, you guys are going to have to be alert of everything in your path. ACP Pepto Bisma Tanks, Gold Flamethrowers, and of coarse, Noob Banzi’s.” He Warned. “Cro, your leading this. I need my Lemon Whiskey.” “Okay Gamer, But those ACP Peto Bisma tanks seem kinda dangerous. Especially because Oagal is gonna be sucking on the tanks!”, I said “C’mon, Squad. We got Back Stabbers to pwn!”. The squad followed. “TANK!!!”,Screamed Korei. “CRAP!” I yelled. “GET YOUR BUTTS’ BEHIND THE WALL!”
That was the least of our problems. A Noob Banzi Group Who call themselves “The BackStabbers” Were Charging towards us with VERY Sharp Bayonets. “WHERE THE HELL DID THEY MANAGE TO GET THOSE GUNS?!” Jar Screeched. “GAH!” Police yelled. “I’M HIT DAMMIT!”
To be Continued…

GENTLEMEN

By AkaBob22

One day the Gentlemen were hanging out by 2fort, waiting for the evil (ACP) Blue Team to arrive. Soon, the Gentlemen, thanks to Jayson’s scope, noticed a Blue Helmet cross over the battle lines. The War was on.

Puckley quickly started building a sentry gun, Qwerty was spy checking, and Aka was smoking 700 ciggarettes at once and coughed up a lung in the process. Suddenly, Police lit a Spy on fire! It was Seanehawk! Seanehawk tried running away, only to run into Linkin’s Mini-gun and was made into swiss cheese. Linkin the proceeded to pick up Seanehawk’s dead body, put him in a Sandvich, and ate him, killing Quince instantly. One down, 8 to go.

The Gentlemen were guarding the Intelligence (yes, everyone was), when suddenly the Blu Medic (Saint) and the Blu Heavy (Dryvit) ran in, Uber-charged! However, they fell short when Policeman used his compression blast and blasted him outside the Intelligence room, cancelling the Uber-charge. Jayson just so happend to see the whole thing, and used his machete to kill Saint, while Aka came out of…. uh…. nowhere…. and back-stabbed Dryvit. Jayson started Sniper humping and Aka started Spy crabbing over the dead bodies, lol.

Meanwhile, Naruto and and Korei were sitting up by the spawn, watching for enemies. Suddenly, the Blu Pyro (Boomer) runs in and starts trying to flame everybody! Puckley ran in from the stair case going to the intelligence, and fires 6 shotgun blasts, which (along with Naruto firing madly) eventually kills the mumbling beast. However, Korei was beyond repair, and exploded into a million pieces.Puckley then picked up all of the pieces, and built a new Korei, Korei4.

“WE HAVE TAKEN THE ENEMY INTELLIGENCE” said Mcnuggetboy, while Pringle was bobbing and weaving all over the place, bonking the Blu Scout (Flappy) over the head, killing him instantly. Pringle runs, runs, runs, and finally jumps onto the 2forts bridge cover/roof, and runs to the Red Battlements, where he promptly says “BONK!”, but his head then explodes backward from getting shot in the head, by the Blu Sniper (Stev). His body laying in a crumpled heap, King Kinz swears that maggot will pay. Dodging sniper shots, King rocket jumps up into their battlements and smacks that sorry look off Stev’s face with his trench shovel. King then says “This is MY world! You are not welcome in MY world!”

6 down, 3 to go. Too bad it wouldn’t last long.

In a desperate bid to end the match quickly, the Blu Engineer (Clintos), and the Blu Demo-man (Divotoo) start setting up a base right next to the Gentlemen spawn after Divotoo blew up Puck and his all machines (or did he?). However, Aka had unnoticingly killed the Blu Soldier (Thebest22), and disguised as him, getting behind enemy lines. Aka then stood by the dispenser, waiting for the perfect moment. Divitoo didn’t realize this match was sudden death, so he had his back turned, while Clintos was upgrading his sentry. Aka seized the oppurtunity, and then: “SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!” Aka then quickly back-stabbed the Engineer while he cloaked and ran back to the Intelligence room. One more to go.

Divitoo started freaking out and became paranoid, setting up stickies aat every entrance and swinging his bottle everywhere, making a back-stab impossible. However, Divitoo forgot the teleporters (50 cent and Tomb), and all the Gentlemen still alive teleported into the battlements. Everyone started madly firing at all the stickies guarding the entrance, and pushed them over by the Demo-man. Rca blocked his only escape (the area below the Red Spawn), so now HE was trapped in the room. Divitoo paniked, and decided to run out, where Rca promptly killed him, blasting his pieces all over the room. “VICTORY” Said Mcnuggetboy, and the round was over.
Boogeyman604 said

July 1, 2009 at 8:45 pm
THE BLOODY WAR
Chapter 1 The Murder
It was a normal day. A Nacho squad was of 5 were patroling in an army jeep an army jeep.Usaully,people would cheer as the squad passed.But,for some reason no one was there cheering.”What’s going on?” asked Mcnuggetboy. “I don’t know” ansewered Videogamer57 “But it’s fishy. Then,a large group of ACP came charging in the Plaza. About 100 miles away, The Big Three AKA,Person,and Linkin,were discussing other army activity when, an immediate radio transmission came in. “HELP!” Silvertroy30 yelled. “Hold on your gonna be OK” said Person “Just tell me your server and location.” The call went silent. “God damn it!” said AKA “What should we do?” asked Linkin. Soon, the phone line connected. “All these people patroling are dead” Saint ansewered “We declare war on the Nachos!”
Chapter 2 Preparing
Person had set up a camp where every available nacho could stay,Boogeyman604 was in Cabin 22 his bunkmates included Robot Pangey,Clanleader66,Candyboy8,Runover19,and the leader of the squad,Policeman558.”OK troops we all know war has started right?” asked Police “Sir yes sir!” Everyone shouted. “Well,the sooner we win, the sooner we go home” said Police. The saying stuck in the cabin.
Chapter 3 War
After five weeks of training in the White House forest,the troops were ready. The battle was October 30.”TAKE COVER!” Person yelled. Guns fired,Cat taks fired,and other things did. Then, AKA yelled “CHARGE!” By this point most in Boogeyman’s squad were killed Clanleader,Candyboy and Runover19 were all dead. Boogeyman took his Tommigun and shot at least 20 people! Saint fell off her horse “Dead” Person said. The rest of the ACP flead “WOO” Everyone cheered.

Anyway to those who read this, this was to introduce unknown penguins and entertain people hope you enjoyed.
Zayer said

July 1, 2009 at 8:56 pm
LAST COMMENT
Thomasseptem said

July 2, 2009 at 12:03 pm
WRONG THIS IS!!
doc7jh said

July 2, 2009 at 11:10 pm
ypu would protecr billybob
Jessica D. said

July 3, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Private Chat Horrors

Greenarms occupied himself with cleaning his numerous firearms in his room of the Playboy Mansion. Unlike all of the other nachos, his room was on the ground floor instead of the basement. It was because the basement was reserved for the immortals alone, and—apparently—The Nachos should be ready at all times to defend against any attacks on the mansion. The nachos never understood this, seeing as Chuck Norris could practically sense any intruder, but Person insisted on it. He suspected it has something to do with the last attack on the mansion by the Golds.
He had been in his room for a little over an hour (and had smoked about a pack and a half of cigarettes), cleaning his arsenal and thinking about his circumstances, when he heard a knock on the door. Standing, setting his pistol on the bed stand, and walking over to the door, he turned the knob to see Flarry.
“Oh, hello Flarry,” said Greenarms, taking a long drag on his cigarette. He hadn’t expected the recently rescued butler to be the one knocking on his door, although, he didn’t know who he had expected.
“Good Evening my–” Flarry’s eyes dilated and he coughed on seemingly nothing. “Excuse me. Good Evening Greenarms. Are you busy?”
Greenarms had noticed that ever since Flarry had been promoted he had been acting differently from before. Beside that, he looked many years younger, at least five. He had overheard whispers about brainwashing, de-brainwashing, lingering effects, permanent effects, and so on, but nothing concrete that explained the change.
“Not at all, monsieur. What do you need me for?”
“Well, I have a new weapon for you.” As he said the purpose of his visit, Flarry glanced up and down Greenarms’ body. Greenarms had an excited and eager look on his face, with his hair obscuring half of his eye patch. The band aid that insinuated a constant broken nose was present (as always) and his long blonde locks were falling freely because he lacked his hat. He wore a white collared shirt with the top few buttons undone and khaki cargo pants that rode low on his hips. Flarry sucked in a large breath and let out a long sigh as his eyes traveled back up to the exposed part of his chest.
Pip watched as Walter practically undressed him with his eyes, and then coughed aloud after he had stared at his chest for what seemed like an hour. He had felt his face getting hot.
“So, where is it?”
“Where’s what,” Flarry inquired, not entirely sure what Greenarms was talking about.
“My new weapon. You did say you had one for me, right?” Greenarms was starting to become extremely uncomfortable under Flarry’s burning gaze.
Flarry blinked rapidly and shook his head as if ridding his head of certain thoughts, then looked Greenarms in his wonderful blue eyes. “Oh yes, how silly of me to have lost track of what I was doing. It’s in the…uh…shooting range! Yes, if you would just follow me.” He turned around reluctantly, taking one last glance at Greenarms’ chest before walking out of the room with the blonde man close behind.
Flarry walked with his hands clasped behind his back. They were gloveless, which was something unusual for the man. He must have felt that there definitely wouldn’t be an attack any time soon. Greenarms also noticed the back of the butler’s black paisley print vest and white collared shirt, however he didn’t notice any traces of a tie. Odd, did I miss the casual Friday memo or something? Nothing else lacked Fllarry’s usual style; his black pants had even been pressed. He took another drag.
Greenarms followed Flarry as he went to the left, then down a couple flights of stairs. They were headed for the basement, the part of the basement meant for the older recruits. There wasn’t a shooting range down there, as far as Greenarms knew, and he had been given the schematics of the mansion to memorize.
“Flarry, this isn’t the way to the shooting range, you do know that, right?”
Flarry paused in his walking; he looked flustered for a few seconds, but then he composed himself. “Ah, yes, you’re right. That’s because…We’re heading toward the private shooting range. It’s mostly used by the upperclassmen so no one really knows about it.”
Greenarms really became suspicious at that point. Person had insisted that the blueprints she gave him left nothing out. He even knew of every secret passage in the mansion, including the one between Person’s and Aka’s bedrooms. Something was up, but Flarry wasn’t malicious, was he?
Despite his internal warnings, Greenarms continued to follow Flarry until he stopped in front of a wooden door. Flarry ceremoniously opened the door and with a flourish of his hand, motioned for Greenarms to enter first.
“Flarry, it’s pitch black in there.”
Flarry looked and feigned surprise. “So it is! Well, as soon as you enter I’ll turn the lights on. Oh, and please take your shoes and socks off.”
“Hmmm.” Greenarms put his hand to his hair and started to twirl it around one of his fingers in thought as he slipped off his shoes and socks. This doesn’t feel like a good idea, but what could possibly happen? He didn’t notice how odd it was to have to take his shoes and socks off to go into a shooting range.
Flarry found the hair twirling to be almost unbearable. Greenarms was just so cute standing there thinking. He couldn’t stand it anymore.
Swiftly removing his shoes and socks, he put his hand behind Greenarms’ back and violently shoved. “Just get in there already!” he yelled while jumping into the room himself.

Greenarms’ cigarette had fallen out near the door onto the concrete floor. He heard the door slam behind him and felt Flarry’s feet knock into his. Because of the unexpected shove Greenarms had fallen face first onto the carpeted floor. There was a tell tale click of a lock sliding into place and some shuffling, hopefully made by Flarry. Suddenly, Greenarms felt hands rubbing and grabbing his ass.
“Hey! What are you doing Flarry!?” Greenarms reached behind him and tried to swat the man away, but didn’t feel anything behind him.
“Oh, I’m terribly sorry! I was just looking for the light switch.” Flarry’s voice came from behind Greenarms, as if he were still in front of the door.
“On the floor!?”
There was a long pause. “Yes.” Light flooded the room, making Greenarms’ eyes hurt. Because he could see everything, he felt it was safe to stand. After he did so he took a good look around the supposed shooting range.
There was a four post bed in the corner with black silk sheets, a small nightstand beside it, and a canopy above it. The rest of the room was occupied with a couple pieces of black furniture, a large and full bookcase, and a small table. This was defiantly not a shooting range.
“What’s this Flarry? You said you were taking me to a shooting range.” As he turned to face the liar he finally noticed that Flarry had rid himself of his shirt and vest and that he was sitting on the bed instead of standing by the door. “And why don’t you have a shirt on?”
“Um, I felt that is was getting very stuffy in here. Why don’t you take your shirt off as well?” Flarry tilted his head sideways, desperately hoping that Greenarms would do just that.
The leader of The Wild Geese felt that it was chilly in the room rather than stuffy, but for some reason staring at the bare, sculpted chest of the young Flarry was making him increasingly warmer. He shrugged, then started undoing the buttons on his shirt.
“Yeah, I guess it is a bit hot in here.” Once his buttons were undone he slipped his arms out of the sleeves; it seemed to be an agonizingly slow process to Flarry. Once Greenarms was holding his shirt awkwardly in his hand Flarry tried his best to take his eyes away from the perfect chest. There were a numerous number or scars peppering the sweet flesh, including a large diagonal one going from just under Greenarms’ left nipple to his navel.
“What do you want me to do with my shirt,” Greenarms asked. He didn’t see any coat racks or a dresser, or even where Flarry had put his shirt.
Flarry thought for a moment, deciding that this would be a perfect opportunity. “Just bring it over to me; I’ll take care of it.” As he told Greenarms what to do a smirk crept onto Flarry’s face. However, Greenarms failed to notice and promptly walked over to Flarry and held out his shirt.
Flarry grabbed the end of the shirt and yanked it violently, causing an instant reaction in Greenarms. He instinctively held tighter, thus, as Flarry pulled, Greenarms fell on top of him.
Flarry wrapped him arms around Greenarms’ back and dug his nails in, keeping the mercenary from moving. “What a position we are in, Mr. Green. Let’s take advantage of it, shall we?”
Greenarms really had no idea what was happening, except for the fact that his bare chest was against Flarry’s bare chest and that there was a bit of discomfort on his back. He probably would have moved, but he found that he was quite stuck in the position he was in. He wasn’t entirely sure why he couldn’t get up, until he saw that Flarry’s arms were snaked around him. He was incredibly strong.
“Uh, Flar–” Greenarms started to inform Flarry that he couldn’t get up when he found his lips being covered by Flarrys’s. Greenarms’ eyes were already pretty wide, but now they practically popped out of his head. He found that his arms had landed on either side of Flarry’s head so tried to push up and away from the hot lips, but Flarry had a strong hold on him.
Greenarms felt Flarry’s tongue touch his bottom lip. For a second Greenarms resisted, but his internal feelings started to surface. It felt good to be kissed passionately. Ever since he had joined The Nachos, he hadn’t been able to get much tail, so this was a surprisingly welcome feeling. And for some reason it felt especially good being kissed by Flarry.
In response to Flarry’s probing tongue Greenarms opened his mouth to welcome it properly. Instead of keeping his arms dully near Flarry’s head, he put one hand in Flarry’s ponytail and the other on his shoulder. As their tongues explored each other’s mouths Flarry caressed Greenarms’ back instead of digging his nails into it and Greenarms attempted to run his hands through Flarry’s hair, but the hair band was in the way.
Greenarms took care of that. With a swift motion he pulled the hair band out of Flarry’s silky hair with ease, then threw the offending object away. Now that his hair was free Greenarms could run his hands through the “young” man’s hair.
His hand gripped his hair violently as Flarry, groaning slightly, pressed his hips and thick manhood into Greenarms’ own quickly growing arousal. For a second Greenarms had felt in control–but realized in actuality he wasn’t–when Flarry effortlessly flipped them over so that he was on top. Greenarms had never been “on the bottom,” but he was finding it absolutely thrilling.
Flarry finally broke off the kiss, only to leave a trail of them up to Greenarms’ ear so that he could nibble freely. Greenarms moaned in response, letting the hand in Flarry’s hair relax so that it could meet his other one, stroking Flarry’s muscular back.
Flarry couldn’t believe it had been so easy to get Greenarms into his room and on his back under him, but he definitely wouldn’t take it for granted. He pulled himself away from Greenarms’ and looked into Greenarms’ eyes. Both of their faces were flushed, and only from a simple kiss. I wonder what will happen when I kick it up a notch, thought Flarry.
He did just that, running his hands over Greenarms’ exposed flesh, down to the top of his jeans. He teased the tiny bit of hair that he saw peeping above Greenarms’ pants, then traveled back up to Greenarms’ nipples. Greenarms groaned and arched his back, hoping to feel more than just Flarry’s warm fingertips, but Flarry knew not to give Greenarms what he wanted if he were to tease him successfully.
Greenarms felt searing fingertips touch his taught nipples and he grew harder, if that was possible. His jeans felt too tight, Flarrys’s hand were too hot, and the need growing inside him was becoming too unbearable.
Flarry’s fingers teased and stroked Greenarms’ nipples until he saw the other man bite his lip in frustration. He replaced his right hand with his mouth, keeping the left hand on the other nipple as he nibbled the nub of flesh. Greenarms groaned louder than he had in a long while, digging his nails deep into Flarry’s flesh. If Flarry provoked him any more, Greenarms would draw blood.
But that was what the “younger” man wanted. Because he now had a hand free, he let it travel down to the mercenary’s navel across the longest scar, let it circle the small indent, then land on the top of the bulge in Greenarms’ pants. With just a small squeeze Greenarms yelled loud enough to almost shake the room and blood was trickling down Flarry’s back.
“And I thought I was the only one wanting this so badly,” said Flarry after releasing his mouth and hand from Greenarms’ nipples. He was smiling widely, obviously greatly enjoying the whole event.
“You were,” breathed Greenarms, “but now that I know you, I want you just as badly as you want me.” Greenarms was grinning as well, from ear to ear.
“We’ll see.” Flarry replied. He felt Greenarms’ statement was a challenge, and he had been waiting for this ever since he had returned to The Nachos. Oh, how he had missed the Organization…or at least the amazing body underneath him.
The butler felt that the break in the action was getting to be too long, so he reached for Greenarms’ pants with both of his hands. It was easy to undo the buttons and zipper, except Greenarms had closed his eyes, leaned back, and was thrusting his hips up to Flarry’s hands to hurry the process. He wanted to be rid of the horrible garments, and fast.
Flarry had intended to leave Greenarms’ boxers on for a while longer, but when he had pulled his pants down a couple inches he realized that Greenarms wasn’t wearing any underwear. That about did it in for the rejuvenated man. With a swift yank Greenarms’ pants were gone, disappearing somewhere on the floor.
Greenarms had never seen Flarry smile the way he was right then. It was a combination of surprise and glee. There was also a third element that Greenarms couldn’t place, until he thought of how Quince looked after drinking some of Terr brand Jizz. Greenarms was Flarry’s prey, and that fact made Greenarms’ body (especially his erection) burn with heat.
With a smirk Greenarms woke the man on top of him; he had been lost in thought again at the sight of Greenarms’ naked body. “No need to day dream Flarry, I’m here and very willing.”
The butler did wake up, but spoke to the man’s member anyway. “But there are so many things I’ve wanted to do to you. There just isn’t enough time in the day, let alone right now.” He shrugged. “Guess we’ll just have to do this again.”
Flarry set the mercenary’s body was on fire with his promise to do this again. “Then what are you waiting for,” Greenarms asked, while at the same time pulling Flarry roughly down by his hair into a rough, passionate kiss.
Flarry replied with a nip to the blonde’s bottom lip and a stroke of his unbelievably hot cock. Greenarms had let go of Flarry’s hair and was concentrating on the other man’s pants. At that point Greenarms hated pants so much that he was vowing never to wear a pair again. Neither would Flarry.
Flarry had to let go of the beautiful man’s manhood and stand up so that Greenarms could sit up and pull his pants down the rest of the way. They too disappeared in a flash.
All of the “younger” man’s glory was at Greenarms’ eye level; at least it would be if he hadn’t been wearing underwear. Greenarms took care of the black silk garment by ripping it down the sides. Flarry moaned softly, feeling the same sense of passion Greenarms was feeling. Flarry’s hands brushed over the man’s bare feet and grasped his ankles. His hands were burning fire as they trailed up to the outside of the black haired man’s thighs. They squeezed there, then continued inward to tickle Flarry’s balls.
Flarry rewarded Greenarms with a real moan and shaky legs. To steady himself he fisted both of his hands into the thick blonde hair. “Greenarms, god Greenarms! Suck me!” It was half command, half plea, but Greenarms was eager to comply anyway.
As Greenarms’ lips touched the tip of the man’s erection, Flarry gave another moan. It was quickly followed by heavy breathing and a louder groan as Greenarms began taking his length into his mouth. Obviously, Greenarms had never done anything like that before, but apparently he was doing a good enough job to please the man above him.
Flarry was holding back the loudest of his yells and grasping the mercenary’s hair tighter and tighter as his tongue pushed and stroked the large vein on the underside of his dick. Already he was starting to reach the breaking point, but he was determined to enjoy this as much as possible.
Greenarms felt a slight pain on his head and knew Flarry was pulling his hair, but he had been shot, stabbed, and numerous other painful things had happened to him before. A bit of hair pulling was nothing. His left hand joined his mouth on the butler’s erection at the base, squeezing and stroking slightly. Flarry had been biting his lip to hold in his vocalizations, but this was too much for the man. He yelled as Greenarms had, shaking the room with its vibrations.
His legs were buckling, he couldn’t stand any longer, and if he didn’t take Greenarms right at that moment he was sure he’d die an uncompleted man.
To get Greenarms to stop, Flarry had to yank Greenarms’ head away from his pulsating member by the hair. Continuing the motion, he pulled the mercenary onto his back as his knees buckled, causing Flarry to conveniently straddle his partner. His hands had released their death grips on Greenarms’ hair and were now gently stroking it.
“Are you ready,” the butler asked the mercenary.
He couldn’t speak, but he could move his head. So Greenarms nodded.
Another intoxicating smile splayed across Flarry’s face as he leaned over slightly to reach the drawer in his bedside table. From it he produced lubrication.
Greenarms’s eyes widened. He hadn’t thought of that before now, but realized they both desperately needed it if they didn’t want Greenarms to be ripped apart. He probably bought it just for this occasion. If that were true, he felt extremely cared for.
He hadn’t watched Flarry coat three of his fingers in the lubrication, or the lowering of his hand because he had lost himself in thought. But he sure felt the touch on his opening.
The fingers were cold at first because of the lubrication, but they were quickly heating up. Flarry started with inserting a single finger gingerly, feeling around and lubricating the inside walls. It was strangely and horribly arousing to Greenarms to feel the other man’s finger on his inner walls.
When a second finger joined the first, Greenarms uncontrollably bucked up onto Flarry’s fingers in an attempt to make him go deeper. He was groaning again, urging the “younger” man on. He replied with a touch to Greenarms’ prostate, which sent the mercenary spiraling and moaning.
“Flarry, please Flarry, come on!” Greenarms begged to be entered by the black haired pleasure giver.
Due to Greenarms’ squirms and moans, Flarry could barely contain himself either. He took his fingers away from Greenarms after lightly coating his entrance, proceeding to use the leftovers on himself. They were both beginners in this kind of sex, and he wanted to make sure it would go as smooth as possible.
Flarry positioned himself appropriately, but hesitated. He looked up into Greenarms’ eyes once again, seeking a confirmation. Again, Greenarms nodded, but desperately. He needed Flarry like he needed to breath.
Putting one hand steadily on Greenarms’ hip and the other laced through his hand, Flarry began to enter. It was beyond tight, but Flarry wouldn’t stop. Greenarms felt himself being entered and compared it to being torn asunder, even with the lubrication. He clutched tightly to Flarry’s hand and bit back tears. Even though he was experiencing pain, he knew that there was sweetness behind it. Flarry held his hand throughout and he was intentionally thrusting slowly to allow Greenarms to acclimate.
It only took a couple more seconds for Flarry to be submerged to the hilt. Greenarms let out a long, shaky breath as the pain receded and the pleasure took over. Flarry was almost shaking with the exertion, and the wonderful feeling. He felt cocooned, warmed, and welcomed.
After waiting a few more moments to become accustomed, Flarry began a slow rhythm. It felt great, and it looked like Greenarms was enjoying himself as well. The mercenary’s face was a mask of pleasure and moans almost constantly emanated from his throat. His hand was still entwined with Flarry’s, but his other hand found its way to the wrist that was connected to the hand gripping his hip.
Flarry increased his pace, everything was tearing away at his control and he just wanted to pound into Greenarms as hard as he could. Greenarms’ eyes flew open at the increase and both his hands gripped onto Flarry’s tightly.
Flarry’s response was to increase his speed again, this time intentionally hitting Greenarms’ prostate. A roar pierced his ears as he realized what that would do to the man beneath him. Greenarms was shaking, moaning, and arching his back until it looked like he would break in half.
Only a couple more thrusts to the prostate caused Greenarms to loose everything. He came on his chest, but didn’t care a bit. Flarry followed seconds after, releasing into his partner.
When Flarry exited Greenarms and collapsed on top of him, Greenarms wrapped his arms around the black haired man. They laid like that for what could have been hours, minutes, weeks, or seconds, breathing in the scent of each other. Both were slick with sweat.
Once he could move, Greenarms began stroking the back of the man on top of him lovingly. The afterglow of sex was better than it ever had been for both of them.
“Flarry, could you reach into my pants and grab my pack of cigarettes and my lighter,” Greenarms inquired of the butler. Flarry leaned over, giving Greenarms a great view, and easily fished out the requested items. He grabbed a cigarette for himself as well.
Once the mercenary had the cigarette in his mouth Flarry lit if for him and watched him take a long drag and exhale slowly. When he closed his eyes, Flarry leaned in with his own cigarette in his mouth to light it with Greenarms’. The blonde’s eyes flew open in surprise, but he didn’t mind.
Thomasseptem said

July 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm
The nacho evolution

“Ya Person, AkaBob yelled, “I’ll be right back! So Aka wondered out into the Tortilla field. “I think I’ll take a couple.” So Aka started to pick Tortilla. “Good, I have a whole basket full.” he said to himself. Then, when he just started to walk back towards where Person was sitting, he noticed a a cheese wheel in the middle of his seat. Aka rushed over to his seat. “Person! Aka yelled, “Where did you get this?” “I stoll it from the Golds.” Person said while sitting in his seat. “Wait, that one CP army?” Aka said in disgust. “Yep.” Person said smiling. “Hi five dude!” Aka said to Person with his hand in the air. They gave each other a hi five, then Aka went inside with the Tortilla, and the cheese wheel. Then, Aka got the thing that you use to Fry stuff with, such as chicken. Then, he put the Tortilla in the boiler, he unwrapped the cheese so he could have a snack, and accidentally dropped it into the Fryer with the Tortilla. “Oh no!” Aka yelleed, “It’s ruined!” So he poured it onto a plate and showed it to Person. “Let me try one.” Person said while reaching to the plate. He put it in his mouth. “THIS IS AMAZING!!!” Person yelled. “It is?” Aka asked, “YA!” Person yelled. “Ok then, let me try one.” Aka said as he grabbed a Tortilla chip. “OH MY GOD YOUR RIGHT!!!” Aka yelled to Person. “I wonder if the Golds knew about this?” Person asked Aka. “I bet they didn’t.” Aka said. “Ya,” Aka said, “I hate the Golds.” Aka said “I know!” yelled Person “Let’s call them “Nachos.” “Ok” Aka said. “I guess that a good name.” “THAT’S IT! Person yelled, “The Nacho Army!” We can finally defeat Golds!” “Of course!” Aka yelled as the nachos were born.

Stars/Author
Person: Person1233
Aka:AkaBob22
Author:Thomasseptem
wobbleman692 said

July 4, 2009 at 11:59 am
funny stories lol
troopsofcp said

July 4, 2009 at 2:38 pm
story: acp vs nachos
once upon a time, in a place 1 inch away, acp started to attack nachos everywhere. so then, person tried to stop acp, but retreated. then aka tryed. he failed. “is there nothing we can do” person said. but then, acp started to invade white house. all nachos were ordered to defend white house. then, person got in a cat tank, and said “fire at will!” all nachos fired and destroyed the awful pepto bismol bomb. then, out of nowhere, puckley, and aka started attacking acp. then, acp retreated.

Moral: acp are noobs who do not think about who they are up against.
timmy178 said

July 5, 2009 at 8:07 pm
One day in a land far far far far far far far far far far far far but not so very far away there was ACP and Nachos nuked the ACP and the whole of ACP got Nuked.

ZE END!!!
Boogeyman604 said

July 6, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Tom Wolf’s Biography

One day, Mr. and Mrs. Wolf were relaxing. “Oh no” Mrs. Wolf said “The baby’s coming!” They rushed to the Club penguin National Hospital. “What’s going on?” asked Billybob (He as a doctor in his teens). We’re having a baby! said Mr. Wolf. After five hours of waiting, Mrs. Wolf finally came out with her baby boy. “What should we name him?” asked Mrs. Wolf. “What about Tom?” Mr. Wolf asked. “That’s a great name” said Mrs. Wolf.

When Tom was about five, he saw the ACP attack his home. “CHARGE!” Oagalthorp yelled. Tom saw a small group of people wearing sombreros defending the server. “Join them” His Parents said “We’ll be back” Sadly,they never did. Tom did what he was told. He put on a sombrero and a poncho. “You new?” Jamesbond1 asked. “Yeah” said Tom “Here” James said as he handed him a tommigun “Take it and use it” He fought in the nachos for a long time,and became the leader of the nachos. He soon was friends with Zippy500,Person1233,Akabob22,and other long experienced nachos Tom died at the age 69 (in cp years) his last word were: “I’m a Nacho ’til I die!”
candyboy280 said

July 7, 2009 at 3:44 am
Journle of a wimpy Nacho on a planet far far far away from this planet called poptropica (new human home )A winpy nacho solder named candyboy280 thats afraid to go to nacho chat beacause they (swear)on the chat.In November 19, 2009it was Candyboy280s birthday and not many nachos celabrated my birthday beacause of my EARLY act and trying to make my own army.The only penguins that came to my party was L A T T E S,emilyspy5,and some Nacho thats not that active.as candyboy280 trys to reach his flippers on the cake to hog it all for himself but lattes spotted me eating the almost the entire cake STUFFING HIS FACE WITH FROSTING 80 THE NACHOZ HAVE A WAR NOW GET UP!!!she screamed.i went to fjord and tried to tell person it was my birthday but all he gave me was a new snowball rifle,not any cloths or anything but the next thing i knew i relized why,a HUGE SWARM of acp and a bunch of acp’s allies i shot only 6 Acp solders but others shot more,the Nacho who made most hits was Zzztops-he shot 67 people!!! i had dreams i couled be nacho leader someday,but im much to young and clubpenguin seems to end soon.after the battle,i picked up the nacho bodies for the burieal of the nachos that did not make it.everyone called me WIMP HUH HUH but it was wrong to do that.one day,i found acp chat and spied on there as gooblelips (i always go on nachochat as gooblelips hehe…….at first they said huh? GET OUT U *BEEP *BEP* hugh!then i was surprised when boomer said:SNEAK UP THOSE *beep* NACHOS!!! they were in the forest the nachos were in the plaza!I BEGGED FOR MERCY TO PERSON TO BELIVE ME and……..for the first time ever-HE BELIVED ME! all the nachos were in the pizza parolr waiting for acp to come to the plaza,when acp finnaly came eaghteen seconds later…..ALL OF THE NACHOS BURSTED OUT OF THE PIZZA PLACE AND KILLED EVERY,SINGLE ACP SOLDER!but we failed to shoot boomer and oagalthorg or whatever but then,candyboy280 became a war hero!! THE END ps im still anyng and i KNOW that im not going to be a war hero.
candyboy280 said

July 7, 2009 at 10:12 pm
MADE U LOOK!!!!HAHA
Herring1 said

July 8, 2009 at 7:28 am
I,m not in Nachos but…

Nachos vs. ACP vs. Shadow Troops.
Chapter 1: Prolouge

A long time ago, no one knew about what would happen in Club Penguin’s future… But, in that future… The Club Penguin World was Chaos… Only three armies had survived the biggest war of all time… Nachos, Acp, and Shadow Troops…

Chapter 2

During the destrution, all servers had become one… Nachos, ACP, and Shadow Troops were all in the combined server. This was the biggest war ever. While Acp threw their Pepto Bismol© Grenades, Nachos threw Puckly’s Lemons and Shadow Troops threw their spiked hockey sticks. Although they missed Nachos, they Hit ACP’s leaders head and chopped it off. With the Acp leader gone, they decided to invade Runescape instead. With this war against Nachos and Shadow Troops, Snow Forts were destroyed…

Chapter 3

Lots of troops died or left… But there was one loyal troop who didn’t die on each side. The Shadow Troop one was Herring1 while the Nacho one was Puckly. Commando said, ″You win this, I will majorly Promote you.~ Person said ″We gotta win this…~

Chapter 4

Person and Commando both told their troop to help other fallen troops.
″Well, this is it Commando.~ Person then used an Ultimate Power that leaders only have. A red, yellow, and orange Aura surrounded him. Commando also used that power, and a Black and Green Aura Suurounded him. When they clashed, all of Club Penguin was destroyed… No one knew who won…

The End…
candyboy280 said

July 8, 2009 at 9:40 pm
and THEN poptropica OWNED CP and took over disney hehe……
Herring1 said

July 9, 2009 at 7:59 am
The day of Infinate Darkness…

Chapter 1

″ALL NACHOS TO WHITE HOUSE!~ Said Person. ″An unknown threat is attacking us!~
Puckly replied at the radar, ″I think I found out what it is!~ Person looked and said ″Oh my God…~

Chapter 2

″It seems to be a combination of A LOT of armies. Supposivly IW, FGR, ACP, FW, and…~ And what sir?~ Shadow Troops! *Person checks Internet* ″It seems they are called Infinity Troops…~

To be continued…
Herring1 said

July 9, 2009 at 8:35 am
Chapter 3

With all troops at White House, Nachos were still outnumbered. Person was thinking ( Even our allies have betrayed us… ) Commando and all the other leaders told the Infinity Troops to attack nachos. All the infinity troops brought out their Flaming Underground Pepto Bismal© Grenade Sticks and threw them at Nachos.

Chapter 4

Only a few Nachos were hurt, but most of them avoided the attack. Commando said ″Look into the past person. THE FALLEN HAS RISEN ONCE AGAIN! WHILE IN OUR LAST BATTLE YOU THOUGHT YOU WON…
BUT I SURVIVED… YOU MAY OF SEPERATED THE SERVERS ONCE MORE… BUT I SHALL BRING ALL THE CHAOS BACK! ALONG WITH INFINITY TROOPS, I’M INVINCIBLE!
MAY THE DAY OF INFINATE DARKNESS REIGN!~ ″What has happened to you Commando… You were once a great leader of Shadow Troops… But ever since the Chaos began… It was like you were encased in Darkness… Thats it! Incased in Darkness… Your possessed! ALL TROOPS THAT AREN’T POSSESSED BY INFINITY TROOPS STEP FORWARD!~ Herring1 was the only one to step forward. ″Herring1… come with us…~ While Troops were holding off Infinity Troops, Person, along with the other leaders, were talking with Herring1. Herring1 said, ″I was once possessed by the infinate darkness…~ ″Herring1, we need you to join us… you know everything about commando…~

Chapter 5

″I will ~ ″Ok~

to be continued…
Herring1 said

July 9, 2009 at 10:49 am
″Lets get going Herring1…~ Well Well, It’s Person and Herring1…~

Chapter 6

″You shall be destroyed Person…~
″GWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!~ A yellow, orange, and red aura surrounded all the troops while a red, yellow, orange, green, and black aura surrounded Herring1.
All the infinity troops glowed white.

Chapter 7

″Eternal Darkness… YOU SHALL BE DETROYED!~ ″Never…~
Then they clash into each other.

Chapter 9

The Eternal Darkness has leaked out of Commando and all of the Infinity Troops.

Chapter 9

Person Ran over the eternal darkness with a cat tank and Puckly ran over it with a Lemon Tank.

″Thank you Nachos and Herring1. You saved us.~

~Well, I couldn’t of done it without some help.~

The End
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July 9, 2009 at 1:55 pm
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ryan8295 said

July 10, 2009 at 7:39 am
Why Do You People Say Good Comment To Ones That Say 5th Comment Boo Yah. xD stories is what u want rlly xD stories
Herring1 said

July 11, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Today was Herring1’s first day as a Nacho.
He checked ranks then went on Chat.

Herring1: God Damn I’m a Soldier.

Flare: F**kin Deal with it.

Linkin: I have Kicked Herring1 Reason: Shut up and deal with it.

Person ( using a hide power): Roflmao.

Herring1: We can hear you Person.

Person: Sh*t.

Gnrls: Wanna Drink some beer?

Herring1: Sure. **Drinks**

**Ten Bottles Later** IM BLOATED!!!! I GONNA BLOW!!!!!! **Explodes** owww…..

Gnrls:lol. I had Rot Beer.

All: Roflmao.

Oagal: I like Bagels.

AKA: Aims Flamethrougher at Oagal

Oagal: AH SH*T!!

The end.
frito565 said

July 13, 2009 at 11:10 am
i just set the record for biggest comment
77 hockey nachos head gen said

July 13, 2009 at 11:38 am
gamer200 said

July 17, 2009 at 9:41 am
i respect nachos because they’re the only ones who WON’T give up on the bots -cough- acp
tristanspen said

July 17, 2009 at 11:27 am
if an body ever gets this mesage go to 2 fort(team fortress 2)because whatever but when ever you get this remember 2fort 12:00 pst
Herring1 said

July 17, 2009 at 7:11 pm
The Eternal Darkness Returns
**Part 2 to my second to last story**

By: Herring1

Chapter 1

“Well, you have finnaly become a Nacho Herring1…” Said Person.
“Yep..” Said Herring1.
“Well I have a mission for you. Patrol White House and see if there are any disturbances. There have been reports of at least five troops missing. Be careful. And take this.”

Herring1 obtains a Lemon grenade set.

Chapter 2

As Herring1 journeyed into White House, he was surprised to see Zzztops in the Dance Club aiding the 5 troops.
“I see Person has sent you here. Be careful Herring1. There is a big threat that might even be tougher than Infinity Troops.”

“Wow…”

As Herring1 went to the Lounge, he say something. It was Pringle of RPF.
“You think you can beat me? I shall rule Club Penguin along with another world!”

“And what world is that?”
“You shall see…”

**WARNING. FROM HERE ON, I HAVE GOTTEN THE IDEA FROM MARIO POWER STAR 1 THROUGH 4**

As they were teleported, they appeared in Mushroom Kingdom!

“TRY ME HERRING1. THE ETERNAL DARKNESS IS AT FULL POWER. I HAVE ALREADY OBTAINED 4 OF THE 5 POWER BEAKS.” “Hmmm… Well considering that, I have the last two asshole. Now do us a favor and go f*ck yourself.” “YOU KNOW WHAT. F*CK THIS. I’M GOING BACK.”
They went back.

Chapter 3

“Let the battle begin. But right then, The Nachos busted in and got the Eternal Darkness once again.

THE END
santosdiaglio said

July 19, 2009 at 6:51 am
Epilogue
with the eternal darkness the nachos headed over to walrus territory and slipped a little into their base. the stupid pathetic walruses thought it was night time and they fell asleep. no one ever heard of them again

THE END

LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!
dcarmykameka1 said

July 25, 2009 at 7:46 pm
comment 190!
cyborger1 said

July 27, 2009 at 4:17 am
lol these stories should be in the club penguyin writing contest to bad you have to pick one of there topics
greenday184 said

July 28, 2009 at 12:36 pm
i have now read all of the stories(phew)
cyborger1 said

July 30, 2009 at 8:03 pm
193
yorkielvr333 said

August 1, 2009 at 2:57 pm
194 FTW
antneecb said

August 3, 2009 at 4:03 pm
HERE’S A STORY!!!!!!!!!1
SCREW YOU PERSON BY ANTNEECB
CHAPTER 1
ANTNEECB SAID “SCREW YOU PERSON!!!!!!!!!!”
THE END!!!

Person – Dude. What the fu**? I’m demoting you if you ignorantly keep leaving these comments. I haven’t had a chance to respond to ANY of the complaints yet
icebird1997 said

August 4, 2009 at 11:12 pm
The War on Walruses by Icebird1997

Once in a land where overweight cats had tank legs for wheels,a man named person1233 lead an army of 8 year old kids,most had no lives and also had no wives.Things were about to get rough and the Nachos were tough.And i should stop ryming and get on with the story.Annnyyywaaaayyyy……. In the country of Fjord Person was leading the Nachos through Town when suddenly Aka popped in and said Gentlemen in a french accent.He said :Gentlemen… we have a problem, the fat no life slobby walruses have come to attack,and watch ur motha truckin back.Suddenly a helicopter flew overhead dropping mortars.So Puckley sprung into action and grabbed his Lemon Grenade launcher and shot down the chopper.Before the chopper crashed a gorilla jumped out…. wait that was just Joe.The gorilla *cough* i mean Joe shot at the Nachos with an Ak-47 taking down 3.And Cookies said he had to pee.Icebird pulled out an M249 SAW and gunned down Joe, but then came the rest of the evil walrus crew.Nacho Cat Tanks rolled into the action while shots were being fired from the walrus tanks.Person gave Linkin the order to snipe the walruses while the army and the cat tanks were fighting.Out of nowhere Oagal came in with a flamethrower and burned some walruses to a crisp but his flamethrowers tank was shot and blew him up.Person sent in troops to place bombs on the walrus tank, and they did.As Jayson moved in to place a bomb Cooper got shot by a walrus sniper.It was horrible for all nachos to see and person announcec cooper was dead.Then jayson yelled O Rly? The bombs were place and everybody got back.Then those hackers were blew all to smack.

Later on after the walruses were Horribly blown up, Person grew up to become President of the United States.
Puckley became an official lemon inspector o_o
Linkin became a Lumberjack and built his son a set of linking logs
And what happened to Invaderlan you may ask? He grew up to raise 50 kids, who eventually grew up to become assasins o_O
Aka became the guitarist of a metal band
icebird became a doctor who often had to treat injured nachos
Jayson became the new host of the o reily factor and named it the O rly factor
Cooper? he didnt die, he just faked his death… and grew up to be a pop star who only sold 2 albums, but he still got payed for doing concerts =D
Missfrog4 became… well nobody knows when she retired nobody ever saw her again

What happened to the future nachos? well they were very successful and the leader was a guy named Nacho245687954212 o_o

~ more stories to come…. icebird1997
elise said

August 5, 2009 at 12:30 pm
lol nice story
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August 20, 2009 at 5:33 am
I love these
crazydawg123 said

August 24, 2009 at 3:02 pm
the story of CRAZYDAWG in a small club penguin igloo a penguin named crazydawg was born. crazydawg wasnt like the other penguins he liked to set things on fire. it all started when he was 3. one day on a cold club penguin morning crazydawg decided to try and put the tv on by himself the he tried to push the button but nothing happened (because the tv was unplugged)so he tried to fix it, he found a knife in the kitchen and tried to stick it in the wires then, the tv expodded and it caused a fire and then crazydawg caught on fire. He was rushed to the hospital. suffering 3rd degree burns he was so trauitised he couldnt stop thinking about fire, eventually crazydawg finished club penuin college and he decided to join several armies. he joined many armies but he wasnt treated right but one day he seen penguins wearing somberors shouting “join the nachos!!” eventually he joined and he discovered nacho chat. He kept going on nacho chat 8 times a day and he started to go crazy about nachos. Today crazydawg still has a little habit of setting things on fire but heonly sets walruses on fire. MORAL: walruses, if u mess with me ill set you idiots on fire! ~crazydawg123~
Crazydawg123 said

September 7, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Crazydawgs bio name:crazydawg123 age: 11 date of joining cp: september 12 2006 (crazydog1)my story: i joined cp on september 12 2006. i wasnt always called crazydawg123 i was originally crazydog 1. when i found out that there were armys on cp i created the cp fighter squadron. it failed terribly. i joined fw and uma but i wasnt treated right so i quit cp warfare. later on in 2007 i was banned forever, i didnt rejoin because i lost too much friends,money and stuff. but in december 2008 i rejoined as crazydawg123. when i was back i decided to join the nachos because i wanted to do something right. then more recently crazydawg123 was banned forever. luckily i have a backup account crazydude555. then i got crazydude555 to be a member. so i guess crazydude555 is now my permanent account. so thats my story done thanks for reeading. until now ~crazydawg123~ adios!
Bon Jovi457 said

September 7, 2009 at 6:24 pm
lol pepto bismal tanks.
kevin12476 said

September 9, 2009 at 6:12 pm
lol i love when puckly was like LEMON!
Crazydawg123 said

September 11, 2009 at 12:00 pm
My confession. If you read my biography it says i was in FW and UMA you see they werent the only 2 armies I was in.One day i was scrolling through cp army sites. i kinda joined ACP my friend was in ACP so i thought i would check it out then i got tempted into joining them. when crazydawg123 was banned it removed all traces of me in that army . but i visited thier site and on the ranks page i was a SERGEANT! i always get treated like crap. so i have a decison either ACP or Nachos? reply and tell me whatya think!
Crazydawg123 said

September 11, 2009 at 12:06 pm
O_o
jtzink said

September 15, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I Personally Like The Newest One That Is On The Home Page The Mamoth Invasion, They Should Put It On Here!
crazydawg123 said

September 20, 2009 at 6:16 am
World War V
It was a quiet day on club penguin, I was patrolling fjord before the battle. I went to the snow forts I seen other nachos preparing.Several hours later ACP stormed fjord.We were with UMA and IW we fought and fought until we couldnt possibly fight another second. After ACP ran off i went to mammoth to help with the invasion. I was attacked by ACP and i kept fighting, until i was surrounded. They were shouting “ACP!ACP!ACP!”, i managed to escape and i ran back to fjord to help defend our territory.I came face to face with many ACP soldiers then, IW took over the snow forts and eventually the forest, they had betrayed us. I went
aid my old army UMA. I realized they were only abot five nachos left including me. ACP sent thier non-members to invade fjord. A while later ACP had taken over fjord with the help of IW. They won the battle but they didnt win the war.
~crazydawg123~
Chrism0606 said

October 6, 2009 at 7:01 pm
The Brave Nachos

Puckley was just staring at lemons while person was talking to some soldiers. “Person, what about the ACP leader? He-” Person interrupted. “Anyone who tries to fight the ACP leader is just dumb” Person said. “Bu-” “No buts. Get back to work” “Yes sir!” all said but one. Person said to that one penguin; “So first it’s the ACP leader, then it’s-” The soldier ran to Breeze, the capital of the ACP. Person followed him until he got to the ACP base. Person called for backup and in minutes, the ACP base was surrounded by nacho commandos, including Puckley. They charged into the base using a joke spam. The ACP ran away because it was so annoying. All of the ACP but they’re leader, that is. Then, that one soldier quickly punched the leader into the construction pit at the base. They all left after a job well done, helped the leader of the ACP out of the pit and shook hands. They all stood in a line and gave “hi-5’s” to all ACP soldiers. “Good job” everyone said. THE END.
ClubPenguinTrainersCPT said

October 8, 2009 at 7:40 pm
LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS *the end*
Anti Nachos Leader said

October 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm
ANTI NACHOS VS. NACHOS

one time,there was a little war nachos vs. acp. some penguin joined to HELP nachos for the war. she thought “hmm,nachos. i want to start a army named anti nachos” and so it began. she built anti nachos untell it got 30 soldiers. the leader delared war on “the nachos” they were fighting untell the soldiers were surrundered but the leaders didn’t.the leaders faught untell anti nachos won. anti nachos won the 5th army rank from the nachos and anti nachos leader make “the nachos” turn into the army named “yellow nacho food”.then after the first leader retired,a new leader named Feephill was now leader.Feephill made anti nachos turn “yello nacho food” into the army of “the nachos” again. then feephill merged with nachos.”anti nachos”+”the nachos” made them top the acp with number o soldiers and wins. “The Nachos” lived happly ever after. THE END
Anti Nachos Leader said

October 10, 2009 at 6:44 pm
One time,then the nachos topped acp with number of soldiers,most penguins quit the armies they were in and joined “The Nachos”. When leaders declared war on “The Nachos”, they would alway loose because they were small. Then,everyone in the small armies including the leaders of them joined nachos.Every other army than the nachos were gone. Nachos were declared the last army in club penguin and the biggest. THE END
bubbagum620 said

October 24, 2009 at 9:15 am
nachos pwn ACP
by bubbagum620

Once there was a strong army called the nachos it had many people like Puckley,and Person.Puckley and person were hanging out Puckley’s igloo with some other nachos (like me.) We were having a party Puckley of course, had lemons.Suddenly, a shit load of ACP came in “HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!” Puckley screamed.But luckily he had, lemons.ACP said:”WE WANT A BATTLE!!!!”Oagal said.Puckley said:”Fine you want a battle?!We will give you a battle.” The other nachos said:”Yeah let’s kick their asses!” Narrator:So they took the battle to the Snow forts but Rockhopper was there. “ARRRRR HOLY SHIT!!!!” he said. Then he ran.To his ship,they fought with their AK-47,Snowball pistols,even cat tanks!Some of ACP were dead I ran up to king kingz and said “WTF KING!” He said “Why say that?” I pointed to battle then he said:”Oh crap.” I handed him my AK-47 he said “Don’t you want this?” i said “No thanks keep it!”A half-hour later they were all dead the Nachos cheered and ate Puckley’s lemons Puck said “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LEMONS!!!” and that’s how nachos pwned ACP

the end
bubbagum620 said

October 24, 2009 at 9:18 am
P.s. I HAVE ONE OF PUCK’S LEMONS!!!
blazeionrocks said

October 24, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I like Time689’s Story! :p
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October 28, 2009 at 7:50 pm
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Dadookid said

November 13, 2009 at 1:32 pm
meow
☆✮ρυ¢кℓєу✮☆ said

November 14, 2009 at 11:45 pm
I was born from a lemon egg. hehe O_O

I made this army obsessed with lemons. XD
Miroos/Zamros said

November 15, 2009 at 8:39 am
If you want to boil lemons, go to a xat chat, make sure you have fruit power and type in (cdl#lemon). I think it’s ”cdl”. If it’s not, then go to the smileys and click on the cauldron one (the one with stuff boiling in a pot).
þωภ said

November 20, 2009 at 7:35 pm
A Nacho story

By: Pwener1

Once apon a time, ACP decided that they didn’t like the Nachos being on the front page in Blizzard. So the ACP started sending troops to Blizzard. At the same time, they sent troops to the border of the Nacho’s land, and the ACP’s land, where they morphed (they were TF2 spies) into a Nacho they had captured. Civilians ran as the Nacho imposters attacked them. Then 50 cent came in, and started attacking! Morphing back into ACP members, they quickly killed 50. Pwn, watching from his giant Pwn mansion (he pwns everything, well, maybe not EVERYTHING, but you get the point) sighed and went to go get his wepons. Jay then lead a strike force of Nachos to the attacking ACP. It was war! ACP took out Jay and another soldier, so Ads took over. Meanwhile Pwn started getting his Pwn tanks ready. Gamer and Woton lead a ton of Nachos in, killing most of the ACP. Darth Oagalathorp was watching all this from the Death Computer Chair (XD). He told his agent (Dr. Nono Jr.) to contact Meat to tell him to stop arguing with the other remaining ACP troop, Hattrick. Then Gwami arrived, insulting CPA Central telling citizens to visit his site, not CPA Central. When Woton saw this, he killed Gwami with a chainsaw. Swinging Gwami’s body, he flung it at Hattrick, then they both crashed into Gwami’s site, destroying it (:P). When Meat saw this, he ran around in circles trying to hack something. He finaly did. His mom punched him into the Great Icy Nacho Ocean for hacking her computer, putting 5 billion viruses on it. That night, the N.E.D. (Nacho European Division), led by Miroos, snuck out of Blizzard into the ACP camp. Killing all the ACP owner ranks except Boomer (they couldn’t find him). Returning to Blizzard satisfied, the N.E.D. went to sleep. At 5:00 PST the next day, Aka lead all of the live Nachos (exept Pwn, where could he be?) into Blizzard to take on the remaining ACP. Then Pwn Planes flew over the ACP, bombing them. But they were drones! As soon as the ACP realized this, Pwn gave the order for the drones to dive bomb the ACP. A ton were killed. Then Pwn, with his Pwn Tanks (the ones he wasn’t in were controlled by his master indestructible tank) arrived and started killing all the remaining tanks. Darth Oagalathorp arrived at the battle with a bunch more troops. Pwn saw this, and aimed for them. They were killed in 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds. Meanwhile Aka was taking out the rest of ACP. Then Boomer appeared. But he appeared right in front of Fox. Fox got out Chainy (her chainsaw) and killed Boomer. As thanks for this, Aka put a bullet through her heart. As the remaining ACP were running around, Pwn used a freeze bomb to make them stand still. Pwn then had this tank transform in helicopter mode (awesomeness) and he sniped out the remaining ACP. The Nachos got the ACP’s land and lived happily ever after.

THE END

Wasn’t that a happy story?

There were no ACP soldiers hurt in the making of this story.
þωภ said

November 20, 2009 at 7:36 pm
the no is crossed out
þωภ said

November 20, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Once apon a time, Ads was mowing his lawn on Mammoth. Then the ACP rose up. Ads was bored so he came up with a plan. RUN OVER TEH ACP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just that moment, Oagal’s castle of DEATH… rose from…down there 0_____________0. Ads knew it was up to him. The first ACP soldier he ran over was Farsight. After that he went on a roll. Dryvit, Saint, Shab, Thom, you name it. He ran over them all. Thats when the ACP started their counterattack. The crazed Boomer came out with an AK-47 and other ACP soldiers, Ads saw trouble. When Boomer started firing, Ads picked up his mower using it as a defector shield, killing some ACP soldiers.when Boomer had to reload, Ads quickly took care of the rest of Boomer’s troops. Then, just as Boomer finished reloading, Ads went up to him and preformed a… SPIN ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Blood was everywhere. When he got to Oagal’s throne room, Fox, the other crazy person, jumped out of nowhere with… CHAINEY TEH CHAINSAW DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH! It was a huge battle between Mr. Mower and Chainey, but in the end Mr. Mower won. Fox was ripped to shreds, and Ads aproached Oagal. It was going to be a huge battle……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

but Oagal was no match for Mr. Mower and was killed.

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE END
blazeionrocks said

December 5, 2009 at 1:13 pm
i like: Puckley’s Biography

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