Wotonz Edit: I asked King if he wanted meh to make this poll.

Tombs Edit: Woton.. No offense but maybe a LEADER should have decided who was eligible to be 3ic, and another thing, I REALLY don’t think Jayson should be in this poll. I mean, in about 6-7 months he will probably be leader again if he gets it. And we will be back to the same story, only this time, we won’t be the ones who are suffering. It will be the the new nachos. And nothing personal to jayson but it’s the truth. BTW, my computer charger broke yesterday, and my laptop has no battery. So, If I cannot make the events, I do hope I may be excused. The computer chaqrgers are $100.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Today is a very special day of Turkey and thanks! But mostly turkey.

Anywayz, I’m sure most of you know me, I’m your 3ic (might become 2ic soon), Wotonz. In case teh new troops didn’t know, you can call meh Wotonz, Woton Man, teh Bagel or anything liek that. I, of course, love bagelz and Pepsi (Dr. Pepper iz good too).

Ima basically teh guy that does a lot of teh graphicz, fixes up teh site, etc. If you ever have a problem, feel free to talk to me on the chat, I try to get on at least a couple hours each day.

3ic Poll:

As some of you may know, Pringle (who recently came back to the Nachos and was made a 3ic) retired after he was changed to be one rank lower. Of course, this means that we need a new 3ic! We’re going to try to make teh new Nachoz moar democratic, so we’re going to vote for that person!

This election is going to be fairly short (the next one we have will be a little moar worked out) and only people from Lt. General and up can run. Please vote for the person you think would be the best 3ic of teh Nachoz:

The person with the most votes by Saturday will become the next Nacho Brigadier General!

Graphicz:

The last couple of days I’ve been hard at work on some awesome Nacho graphicz. Here they are:

Nachoz Movie Posters:

These are the posters from some movies that have been turned Nacho Style!

New Moon:

2012:

UP:

17 Again:

National Treasure:

300:

Nacho Vehicles:

This is just teh beginging of a collection of pictures of teh Nacho’z Vehicles. (These didn’t really turn out that well; ima probably re-do them sometime.)

Nacho 1:

Nacho Presidential Car:

Nacho Bannerz:

We’ve been in need of an official Nacho banner or two for quite a while, so I whipped a couple up!

Small Banner:

Large Banner:

Ima make sure to get the HTML for these so that people can put them on their sites!

Over teh next couple of dayz, ima be workin some moar on teh site, teh sidebarz in particular. Make sure to check back to see teh updatez!

Comment with who you think should be teh next Nacho 3ic!

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We’ll never forget you Quince :’(… Gamer

Well, Looks like its my turn to set sail to retirement island. I had a fun time in the Nachos that I wont forget but I choose to retire because CP armies arent fun anymore,I dont have time, and other Personal reasons. well I joined CP about a year and a half ago as a total noob :O after a couple months my friend Rabo told mademe go to nacho chat, I did and then i found the site. What did I do next my little kiddies? I joined! I made friends quick and when straight up the ranks. I wasn’t a Noob anymore I was a pure hearted Nacho soldier. I love the Nachos to this day but I can’t Keep going. Now formy thank you’s.

Jay: You are my best friend in internet land, you were also my mentor I learned alot from you thanks jay.

Aka: Just like Jay you taught me so much and I wont forget jew.

MeadyBeady: Lulwut? Meadow you were a great friend in the Nachos and I always had a good laugh when you were around.

Dashing Snow: I know your B.A.D (smirk) and so does everyone else Thx Meh Funneh Buddeh, I got the Lube I’ll see you in a bit.

Policeman: My son! :O sad to see you retire so early but I understand, Oh yea you forgot me in your post D:.

Gamer: The boy who called retirement XD you are a great friend.

Ltshaqcena: Wowz I know you aren’t here but I still have to mention you. you had to be the coolest guy in the Nachos man we had some good times.

Sorry if I forgot anyone I could have made this list Superlong but I decided not to XD.

Well I hope you can at least let me stay a Mod on chat Pl0X?

“Unless one says goodbye to what one loves, and unless one travels to completely new territories, one can expect merely a long wearing away of oneself.” -Jean Dubuffet

Th-Th-Th-Thats All Folks!

~Quince2~

Okay guys, I know I am going to teach you some respect for women..  Girls on this chat Do not like it when porn pictures are linked on chat… That includes youtube videos of girls with their boobs on. You will not get respect from us when you do that and, I do not care if i piss you guys off.. I will bann you for 24 hours. When you link something to chat… THIS IS YOUR WARNING!! You get somebody to unbann you? I will just bann you again for 24 hours… untell your full time is servered. You guys can send it in pm or pc but, when i am on and i see something that is unmodest to my eyes. I will bann you.  Let’s try to keep this chat clean, as long as the ladies are on.

This is the new nachos.. So lets get some maners guys. I don’t care if you comment and complain at this being unfair.. but I am tired of guys treating girls diffrent after they watch that crap.  I will stand for the rights of Girls in this army. Because, Somebody needs too.

~Meadow Sue

Hola Nachos! You may or may not know me(most of you do, lol) But I am the new Co-General, Tomb147.

I’m not going to sit around and tell you my cp army history because there are more important things to do than that.

Heres what its about:

• Comment for your promotion
• The retirement of a great soldier
• Read post below

1. Ok, so promotions will be coming out Friday or Saturday. BUT in order to get one, you must…

A. Come to at LEAST 2/3 battles coming up. This includes PB with BP, War with DW, And the pb with IW.

B. Be an active soldier in the Nachos

C. Of course, comment why we should give you a promotion.

Now, for the retirement part. Today a Great nacho has retired. His name, Policeman558. Here is his retirement speech:

***The following was written by Policeman558 and NOT by Tomb147.***

Al`Fanzo’s Last Stand

Aloha everyone. It looks like it is time for me to finally go. I.. I just don’t see the interest in this army anymore. Everything we ever had is now gone. We are being a discrimination. All these tears. All this pain. For what? to become the 3rd biggest army; And it looks like we have no servers. We lost Several hundred troops, etc. I just.. I can’t take it anymore. We are making people leaders and etc and NO ELECTIONS! I just can’t take it.

OK, I joined The Nachos in late 2008, (I don’t know when), and I was such a n00b. But, I had friends. They were the greatest. So were the times back then. Well, tell you the truth, my first friend was Foxtails. Now she is in the ACP and have a hell of a time: And When i joined it was probably the very official end of the Golden Age. I am so happy that I was able to follow under the leadership of Linkin55, Akabob22, Person1233, Zzztops, Puckley, Gamer, and more. They are probably th greatest People I have ever Met In my ENTIRE career. Plus, I was able to Zippy, Tom Wolf, Shadow, NYG, and so many others. My life was so great then.
Okay, So I have met a bunch of people and stuff yeah whatever. Here are the people I will never forget and I would like to comment on:

Zzztops: You are the greatest friend I ever had. You had me as an Apprentice, We are BFFs on chat, and you are the one who lead me to where I am today. I have never seen someone so inspirational as you before. You always keep a cool head and you are like a big brother to me. For this, I thank you Z; I hope you have a great career ahead of you.

Person: ….. <_<
Akabob: Dude. You are just Pure ownage. I will salute a flag every time I come to remember you.

Linkin: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DUDE?! I CAN’T COMMENT YOU IF YOU DON’T SEE THIS!

Dashing Snow(Brass Ass Dash): You are my best friend and always will be. Long live and Die hard dude.

Qwerty: Dude. You were there for me ’till the very end and I hope to meet you in real some day and I promise I will get my Webcam. You are a terrific friend and I will absolutely Never forget you. (P.S. I need your Phone number)

Jaroziz: Party monster. Party forever.

Hockey77: You, my Fanzo Friend Family Foe, You were also the same as Qwerty but you were a Fanzo. I pass my Squirrel jet from Meadow to me, to you. (Meet me on Chat so I can give you the Blue Prints)

Meadow: I hope you don’t mind but I gave the Squirrel Jet to Hockey. :s

Rapidy: I give you Al`Fanzo’s Ass Banning ban Hammer. Use it wisely. It can only be used 3 times by its user so I suggest use it WISELY when an owner.

Woj: MY LIMITED EDITON PINK BUNNY FROSTING BAGEL (d)

Boomer20: Hey, I know we really “knew” each other but I just wanted to let you know that you are an awesome guy. Oh and, Tell Fox to read this

Foxtails: You were my first friend and you always made me laugh. I give you my pride xDDD

Well. That is all I can Think of. If I have forgotten anyone, sorry. I am terribly sorry. But now for my Terrorist Request xP
1) I wish to stay a moderator.
2) I would like to be in the H.O.F. I have been serving for a long time and this is my dream.
Okay, I would also Like to leave a couple of other things to my friend. (Notice it is not plural (smirk))
I leave my Business, Police’s Nacho Style Grilled Cheese Sandwhiches, My Rank, and My special Fanzo Feet Flyer to you. You are the greatest friend I have ever had and I leave most of everything I have to you.

I will still visit chat. But If I am on xat chats and I’m not on Nacho Chat, I will be on xat.com/Blargishtarbin and If you want to hang with me, I will be on CP in the coffee shop on the Servers Mammoth, Abominable, Frozen, Blizzard, or Fjord. I pretty much work there and stuff. I love you all, but it is Time for me to go.

When One Learns Vengeance, Another Learns Mercy

Thank you police for serving with us.

COMMENT HERE ON WHY YOU SHOULD GET A PROMO.

(IF YOU WILL BE AT AT LEAST 2/3 BATTLES)

-Live free or don’t at all

-Tomb147 Nacho Co-General

Click more to view the upcoming events – coming on the 27th, 28th and 29th:

NEXT EVENT: Practice Battle!

Who: Nachos vs. Black Panthers

When: November 27th

Time: 1:00 pm PST, 4:00 pm EST, 9:00 pm UK, 11:00 pm Miroos Standard Time

Server: Fjord

EVENT AFTER THAT: War with DW!

What: War with Dark Warriors

When: November 28th

Time: 12:00 pm (noon) PST, 3:00 pm EST, 8:00 pm UK, 10:00 pm Miroos Standard Time

Server: Shiver

EVENT AFTER THAT: Practice Battle!

Who: Nachos vs. IW

When: November 29th

Time: 11:00 am PST, 2:00 pm EST, 7:00 pm UK, 9:00 pm Miroos Standard Time

Server: Fjord

Comment which events you can make it to!

About the War with DW:

The Dark Warriors just declared war on us. They say it’s for the invasion of Sleet… over 9,000 months ago. Anyway, I assume we will do good in this war.

I think we’ll do great in this war. All you have to know? You’re the Nachos.

NO ALLIES - NO BOTS

I want all Nacho’s to patrol our servers during the waiting period. Also, KICK SOME DARK WARRIOR BEHIND. I expect Nachos to be on Club Penguin at 2:45.

Great turn out! Good leadership (Dog, Jay, Cobra, Jocker). Also great listening from members (a few mods were lazy). This is a start of a new army:

THE NEW NACHOS.

There is now going to be a new rank for the head moderators. This new rank is called the Supreme Chat Advisor. This rank will have two people who will basically keep our mods on task.  They also have a say in mods’ demotions =P. So be nice to them, lawlz.  I know of one person who will be it right now. That person is The Dog.Congrats Dog. I hope you enjoy your new rank!

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Post made even sexier by Miroos

Post made even sexier than that by Gamer

Hey guys.

Well, I am one of the new 3ic people. Most of you guys now me but, I am just going to say a bit about myself! I like talking about evil unicorns and anti-rape rocks. (that was just totally random and had nothing to do with anything)       I joined the nachos a year ago. I have friends in most Major armies so I want to plann a lot of fun things!! =D  I am a fairly easy person to get along with so go ahead and pc me if you have any cool ideas that you think the nachos could do. While I am nacho 3ic i want to work on getting more of the members and mods ideas and suggestions. My long term goal in the nachos is to become the first girl leader of the nachos!

Okay, I have A party planned it is my 1 year party.

Date: Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Time: 5 pst, 6 mst, 7 cst, 8 est

Place: xat.com/danightclub and M3adow Sue’s igloo, Snowbound

There will be other armies here… and for another party.. So i hope we will all be able to get along and have a great time!

I am planning a pb with acp… and i will post that as soon as i get that one done! Everybody ROCK ON!

=D,  Medz

Hola Nachos! I’m Pringle64, former Nacho Ambassador/Co-Leader and now reinstated as Brigadier General. I was in Nachos since the beginning of 2009, and then quit around August.

I make your epic graphics you see on the Chat. Expect more, I’m pretty good at them!

Meh, Woton deleted the posters, look at his post for them.

My favorite words are: Bonk, Quack, Pingas, Lawlz, WotonWillDie, WhyAreYouStillReadingThis, and It.

Well… apparently I’m a dictator, I have no life, and I’m a holeass?

Reasons why I’m sick of this:

Woton came up to me on chat yesterday and was basically like- “DOI!!! SHADOW OMFG OMG OMG I GOT DEMOTED TO 3IC!!! WAAAAAAAA!!! BOO HOO WO IS ME!!! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!?!?!”

Then I told him that King and Gamer picked 3 other people over him as 2IC’s. He basically got pissed and quit right in front of me. Then he demanded to be an author on the site to leave his precious retirement post to all of his “friends.” I told him no and he said he wanted to rejoin. I told him he couldn’t rejoin as the 3IC, but we would rerank him. Then he goes on b****ing about how he never quit and how it was a joke. I left and he told King that I fired him. Then went off to Person with a few of his buddies and talked about how I was being a dictator. I don’t think some of you realize, I’m the one that actually pulled the plug on Aka and Jay’s leadership. They’d most likely still be leading right now if I didnt get involved. Now once I’m involved with something, I dont leave til it’s over. That’s why I’ve been helping with everybody else. I want people to read the post I left a few posts down. It’s basically telling people’s reactions to the “New Nachos.” Well, even though I basically helped form these new Nachos, I disapprove. I won’t have anything to do with it.

I know a lot of people out there wanted me around b/c of experience and b/c I’ve helped do this stuff before. I actually ended up helping turn around UMA this way before. Well, now people are just total d***s. None of you are disciplined, none of you have respect, none of you care. Im out.

yes, the tittle says it all. We will be having a Pb. members vs. mods. Who will win, no one knows.

MOD CHAT: http://xat.com/nachosofclubpenguin

mod leaders: the dog437, and jayjay23(goes on cp now)

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MEMBER CHAT: http://xat.com/canadianarmyforce

Member leaders: Wwefreak(jocker), cobra(dave)

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THE JUDGE: king kinz 10

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DATE: Sunday, November 22

TIME:  7:00 est  (figure it out for your self sorry)

REASON: Who is really in control of the chat  lol

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MODS vs  MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~king